My Alpha Is a Sharp-Tongued Little Green Tea from Shandong
Chapter 150

You're so sleazy

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"Nanny car?"

Qi Zhen was completely shocked and looked ugly.

If he doesn't allow Yin Zhengchuan to bring a nanny car, then what he just said will not count. Especially if he said it during a live broadcast in front of so many viewers, he will inevitably gain a reputation for being partial and unfaithful.

If you agree to Yin Zhengchuan, a car is like a house and has everything, then how can you record the show?

The couple drove in in a nanny car and didn't need anything. The survival show changed into a couples honeymoon vacation show?

[My little nanny car! We Chuan-chuan are so arrogant in our actions!]

[Foul, foul! How can anyone record a wilderness survival show with a nanny car? Do you understand the rules?]

[Hey, do you understand the rules? I have never seen anyone with a tent before. In the past, the guests on the show all built their own shelters.]

[That's right, what's up, your freckle omega is different, does it have two heads?]

Qi Zhen looked at Kang Shu and clearly saw that he was also biting his back molars.

Forget it, just offend if you offend! It's better than not being able to record the current troubled program.

Yin Zhengchuan was about to report his address to the phone when Qi Zhen quickly stepped forward to stop him, "Mr. Yin, Mr. Yin!"

Yin Zhengchuan:"Huh?"

"Um... I just remembered wrongly. We can't bring anything with us here, only tools."

Yin Zhengchuan raised an eyebrow. "What about the tent?"

"You can't bring a tent either." When Qi Zhen said this, he didn't dare to look back at Kang Shu.

Yin Zhengchuan then gave up and said to the phone, "Oh, forget it, don't give it away."

Kang Shu was unhappy after losing his tent, but he didn't show it. After all, he wanted to appear unique, so he couldn't care too much about such trivial matters.

"Then I'll change into a coat."

A long-time fan of the show said: [Hmph, Qi Zhen, you are wise. If you really want someone to bring a tent, just change the name of the show to "Little Schoolchildren's Camping Journal".]

It's time to pick things up at Wei Zisu and Yin Zhengchuan.

When Yin Zhengchuan took out a big ax from the suitcase, everyone was shocked.

[Let me go, even if Brother Chuan builds a house for Su-su in the mountains and forests, I won't be shocked.]

[Brother Chuan You are still too conservative, you can actually bring a chainsaw.]

[No, an ax! That's an ax! How did he bring it on the plane? Wouldn't he be questioned by the police when checking it in?]

[Hahaha... You've never seen Chuan-chuan's previous show. He has a private jet, let alone an ax. Even if he carries eighteen kinds of weapons, no one will care.]

Wei Zisu took two lighters.

Yin Zhengchuan searched for condoms in the suitcase, but couldn't find them.

"Hey, I obviously remembered to put it in."

Wei Zisu whispered, "I took it out."

"Ah?"

Yin Zhengchuan looked at his wife and found that his ears were a little red and he smiled a little maliciously, "Then what should we use, wife?"

Wei Zisu is not going to think carefully about what kind of "use" he refers to.

He took out a roll of plastic wrap from the suitcase and handed it to him. "Use this."

Yin Zhengchuan raised his eyebrows. "How... how do you use this thing?"

Wei Zisu said, "Why can't it be used? It can be twisted into a rope, used to steam water, and can also be used as a tourniquet."

Yin Zhengchuan took it obediently. "Okay, listen to my wife."

[So what exactly is Chuan-chuan looking for in the first place?]

[I seem to have guessed it, but I dare not say it.]

The two of them had one last thing to choose from.

Yin Zhengchuan took out a loose and heavy military coat from another suitcase.

"Okay, Director, we have finished choosing!"

Qi Zhen said, "OK! Let's go. Audience friends, don't forget to watch our live broadcast. We'll see you at five o'clock!"

They started out by car, but then they ran out of road and started walking again.

The guests were all fine, they didn't have many things in their hands and traveled lightly.

The staff were miserable. They were carrying machines and various tools on their backs and could not walk as fast as the guests.

Wei Zisu helped a girl share some heavy loads. Seeing this, Yin Zhengchuan also came to help and carried a machine.

Kang Shu was originally walking in front, but he deliberately slowed down and walked in line with Yin Zhengchuan.

"I knew you were just pretending to be weak," Kang Shu said, "But your contrast makes you more interesting to me."

Yin Zhengchuan was speechless for a while, then shook his head and said, "You are so oily."

Kang Shu:...

Oil...

Yin Zhengchuan actually said he was oily!!!

This word used to criticize middle-aged men was actually used on him!!

As he grew up, in order to be close to the alpha in every aspect, he imitated the alpha around him in his words and deeds.

Now, I'm being called oily!!

Kang Shu was a bit broken, so I didn't get close to Yin Zhengchuan for the rest of the journey, for fear of causing trouble.

Arriving at the recording location, Wei Zisu found that there were several people waiting here, most of them were staff members wearing the same clothes.

There is only one person, wearing a bright red dress, which is very dazzling in the green mountain forest.

Could it be a mysterious guest?

Before he could see who it was, the person suddenly turned around and shouted, "Little Su-Su!!!"

Yin Zhengchuan heard the sound and the radar sounded. He looked over alertly and saw a fiery red figure running towards his wife. The next moment, the man hugged Wei Zisu, kissed him loudly on the cheek, and printed a bright lipstick mark!

"Mu Ma!!! My sister misses you so much!"

Yin Zhengchuan:...

Again, history is always surprisingly similar.

Wei Zisu touched his face and said in surprise, "Sister Xu, why are you here?!"

Xu Meng shook his head and said, "Of course it's a recording of the show!"

Wei Zisu suddenly realized. "It turns out that the mysterious guest is you!"

"Yes, are you surprised?" Xu Meng picked his chin with his finger.

Xu Meng himself can't explain why. When he saw Wei Zisu's beautiful face, he wanted to touch it twice. He had no other thoughts, he just wanted to tease a good man.

The next second, Yin Zhengchuan was standing next to Wei Zisu.

"Sister Xu." He smiled and said, "In fact, in China, you can shake hands when greeting someone."

Xu Meng understood what he meant, laughed, and said, "Hey, Zhengchuan chuan is jealous, how about this, how about I give you the kiss I just gave to Zisu?"

As he said that, he deliberately raised his mouth to kiss Yin Zhengchuan.

Yin Zhengchuan was shocked, backed away quickly, and waved his hands wildly. "No, no, no, no, Sister Xu, you are too polite."

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