My Alpha Is a Sharp-Tongued Little Green Tea from Shandong

[A goofy, sharp-tongued alpha from Shandong who occasionally slips into dialect × a cool, aloof, violent celebrity omega who treats marriage as no big deal]

After Wei Zisu breaks off his engagement with his cheating fiancé, he is matched with Yin Zhengchuan-a highly compatible but utterly ordinary alpha from Shandong.

What he learns from his alpha: His family grows and sells vegetables, lives in a single-story house, and includes a younger sister with a disability.

What he sees on his first visit to his alpha's home after their whirlwind marriage: Over 1,600 acres of vegetable greenhouses, exporting to multiple countries and supplying dozens of supermarkets and hotels directly. A Suzhou-style Chinese courtyard residence covering over a third of an acre. A speed-skating champion younger sister, the pride of the family.

Wei Zisu: "Wait, why is this nothing like what I imagined?"

While appearing on a variety show with his alpha, his ex-fiancé wears height-increasing insoles and makes a great show of complaining that being 185 centimeters tall is such a burden.

Yin Zhengchuan: "That ain't tall. Back home in Shandong, our scallions grow taller than you."

The homewrecker brags about spending three hundred thousand a month, then makes a show of chiding himself for spending too much.

Yin Zhengchuan: "That ain't much. Maybe yer just too poor, so it feels like a lot."

Content advisory: Guaranteed sweetness for the leads; a little angst for the supporting characters (the supporting characters, the supporting characters, the supporting characters-not the main couple).