My Alpha Is a Sharp-Tongued Little Green Tea from Shandong
Chapter 156

Uninstall the Director

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They walked for nearly two hours before arriving at the orchard on the hillside. At first, they were all talking and noisy on the way, which the audience found quite amusing.

Later, Xu Meng was too tired to walk, so he had to be carried by Ma Qiancheng. Kang Shu and Wei Zisu also stopped talking to save their energy.

The most important thing is that they are thirsty.

Only Yin Zhengchuan kept talking all the way, all thanks to his interaction with netizens.

Sure enough, there were a lot of fruits on the hillside. The guests, who had been hungry for nearly 20 hours, had their eyes brightened and began to pick trees to pick fruits.

There are not many Loquat trees here, I only see one so far.

Ma Qiancheng climbed up first, but Kang Shu followed closely behind, also staring at the tree.

He has selfish motives. The other fruits are larger and he has no tools, so he can't take a few. Loquat is small and has no thorns, so he can carry a lot of them back in his clothes.

Anyway, drawing cards depends on the number, so of course you have to pick the smaller ones first.

Ma Qiancheng had already climbed up a lot. Kang Shu got anxious and reached out to pull him.

But...

He accidentally pulled Ma Qiancheng's pants, and because he used too much force, he pulled them directly to the top of his thigh.

Revealing bright red panties.

Yin Zhengchuan let Wei Zisu sit on his shoulders, and he had just picked a few Kiwi with his wife on his back. When he heard Xu Meng's laughter, he turned around and almost couldn't hold it back.

Kang Shu quickly gave up and backed away. "I didn't mean it!"

His apology was completely insincere.

Xu Meng was originally so tired that he was sitting on the ground to rest, but now he just lay down on the ground, smiling in an imageless manner.

[Hahahahaha... you can see Little Brother Ma's underwear without spending any money, it's a profit!]

[I honestly didn't expect Little Brother Ma to wear red underwear.]

[Why are you laughing? This pony's animal year is the year of his birth, so he should wear red underwear!]

[In his birth year, he is seven years older than Xu Meng. It's not bad, he's pretty easy to fight. Older men know how to love others.]

[... Speechless, is it possible that Xiao Ma is five years younger than Xu Meng?]

Ma Qiancheng froze for a few seconds, then quietly slipped down from the tree, pulled up his pants, and glanced at Xu Meng.

Xu Meng tried his best to hold back his laughter, and it was extremely difficult to hold it in. "I'm sorry, I... hahahahaha..."

Ma Qiancheng said nothing, put a few Loquat in her hand, and turned around to pick other fruits.

Yin Zhengchuan and Wei Zisu picked some of each, and put Manman in a basket.

They were not in a hurry, they just sat down and had an all-you-can-eat meal with Xu Meng first.

Xu Meng used a clean eyebrow trimmer to cut off a Rosa roxburghii, put it in his mouth and chewed it.

Wei Zisu had never eaten this thing before and asked, "Sister Xu, is it delicious?"

Xu Meng said without changing his expression, "It's delicious, try it."

She cut another one and handed it to Wei Zisu.

Wei Zisu put it in your mouth, chewed it, and stopped.

Yin Zhengchuan asked, "Honey, is it sweet?"

Wei Zisu nodded and continued chewing, "It's okay."

Yin Zhengchuan: "Sister Xu, you can cut one for me too."

"Okay." Xu Meng cut another one and handed it to him.

Yin Zhengchuan chewed and chewed, Wei Zisu and Xu Meng both looked at him intently.

In less than two seconds, Yin Zhengchuan's facial features suddenly twisted uncontrollably, and he spit out all the Rosa roxburghii in his mouth. "Bah! It's so sour!"

Wei Zisu and Xu Meng spit out the Rosa roxburghii in their mouths and burst into laughter.

"Okay, wife, you bully me too!"

Yin Zhengchuan hugged Wei Zisu and kissed him, saying that he wanted to convey the sour taste to him.

They happily ate fruit on the hillside until they were full, and then started to prepare to go back.

Wei Zisu packed a basket with Manman. Others had no containers, so they had to take off their coats and carry fruits.

Xu Meng was wearing a long skirt without a jacket, so she lifted up her skirt and planned to use it to carry fruit.

Ma Qiancheng quickly held her down with quick eyes and hands.

Xu Meng said, "What are you afraid of? I'm wearing shorts underneath!"

Ma Qiancheng:"That won't work either."

Xu Meng:"Then how do I get the fruit?"

Ma Qiancheng said, "I have a lot, go down and share half of it with you."

"Okay."

[Little Brother Ma, don't love it too much!]

[No, why do I always feel like they just met?]

[Same feeling plus one.]

After walking for nearly two hours, we finally arrived at the recording location.

The guests were all panting from exhaustion and felt that the fruits they had just eaten were almost exhausted.

Wei Zisu and Yin Zhengchuan have discussed it, and when they gather Gold Coin, one will pick out the clothes and the other will pick out the food.

However, the imagination is beautiful, but the reality is very skinny.

The second time they drew cards, Wei Zisu drew "nine Silver Coin."

Yin Zhengchuan drew "nine Diamond Fragment".

Director congratulated. "Wow, you are only one step away from success! Nine Diamond Fragment can be worth one Silver Coin, and nine Silver Coin can be worth one Gold Coin!"

He patted Wei Zisu and Yin Zhengchuan on the shoulders and said, "Teacher Yin, you only need one Diamond Fragment, and you can make up one hundred Gold Coin! Teacher Wei, you only need one Silver Coin, and you can make up one hundred Gold Coin!"

Everyone:...

[Why is this routine so familiar?]

[Dead memories are attacking me.]

[Is it possible to improve your luck in drawing cards by bringing in a new person? Qi Zhen, Pinduoduo's routines can make you understand!]

[Su-su, download Anti-Fraud App quickly!]

Wei Zisu and Yin Zhengchuan had no choice but to take out twenty fruits again and draw cards.

As a result, Wei Zisu drew nine Diamond Fragment, which is still a little short of one hundred Gold Coin!

But Yin Zhengchuan was even worse, and got an empty prize.

The couple looked at Director in despair.

Xu Meng held an "invisible microphone" and stepped forward to interview. "Do you two have anything to say now?"

Wei Zisu said, "I really want to chop him with a knife now."

"Who to kill?"

"It doesn't matter, just cut it off."

Yin Zhengchuan said, "I want to uninstall Director."

"Hahahaha..."

They have used forty fruits and are now in a dilemma. They should continue to draw cards, fearing that they will not be able to collect Gold Coin in the end and waste the fruits. They should not draw. They have already paid so much and it is just a little short. It feels like a pity.

So the two decided to discuss it and let other guests draw first.

Many netizens in the barrage said they felt the same way and that they had all experienced this kind of thing!

Kang Shu picked a lot of Loquat, and exchanged ten for a card drawing opportunity.

As a result, he drew one Gold Coin at once. Adding the previous ninety-nine, it was exactly one hundred!

Kang Shu was so proud that he chose Sleeping Bag.

He smoked the remaining Loquat a few more times, scraping together two hundred Gold Coin, choosing a pair of clean clothes, and a box of Self-Heating Hot Pot.

Wei Zisu watched the whole process, and he was so attentive that he had already noticed something was wrong.

Director stood on the inside of the table, moving his hands from time to time, as if he could control other people's lottery results.

He saw this kind of trick props a lot when filming.

Qi Zhen is blatantly favoring Kang Shu. Wei Zisu was immediately furious.

It happened that at this time, Kang Shu showed off with his trophies. "Oh, actually, my ability to survive in the wild is quite good. Even without these things, I can live a good life, but there is no way, I am so lucky. Zisu, you haven't collected a hundred Gold Coin yet? Do you want me to lend you some fruit?"

Wei Zisu looked at him and said one word coldly, "Get out."

Kang Shu stared, then thought that it was being broadcast live, and without him saying anything, netizens must have already scolded him for being rude!

Sure enough, many netizens who don't know the situation are saying that Wei Zisu is too much.

But fans of Wei Zisu are not good either.

[Where is it too much? We at Su-su are kind-hearted and are afraid that he will get tired from walking, so we let him go.]

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