My Alpha Is a Sharp-Tongued Little Green Tea from Shandong
Chapter 84

Think I'm easy to push around, huh?

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[Su-su's words made me, Brother Chuan, turn into a pervert.]

[Ouch, the newlyweds are so sweet~]

[Who knows? Yin-Wei Love is a fairy!!!]

[I understand, I understand! When I think of Yin-Wei Love, I feel like it smells good, but now when I see a certain pair of cp... I feel like it smells bad!]

Yin Zhengchuan's fingers came into contact with the delicate skin on Wei Zisu's neck, and he felt the warmth spread from there to his fingertips and directly to his heart.

What did Zisu just say?

Oh yes, he said that his heart was in his throat, which meant that he was particularly worried about him just now!

Wei Zisu put down his hand and watched the excitement of Sun Liang and Yuan Zizhen, but the soul of Yin Zhengchuan flew away and flew to the treetops swinging like a monkey...

"What's going on with them?" Wei Zisu asked.

Yin Zhengchuan's soul returned to his place, approached his wife, and told him what happened.

Yuan Zizhen was lying on the stretcher, crying all the time that he couldn't breathe and felt like he was going to die. The hand that had touched the feces was hanging out, and he wished he could cut it off.

At this time, Zhu Zhu finally caught up with her. She was running so fast that she almost lost her breath. She didn't forget to ask Shen Huaiqing: "Are you okay?"

Shen Huaiqing smiled and shook his head, "It's okay, look, I picked a lot of mushrooms."

Everyone came out of the forest together.

Director arranged a bathroom for Sun Liang and Yuan Zizhen and let them take a bath.

The rest of the people go to Grandma's house to make preparations first.

Grandma greeted them warmly, "Xiao Yin Zi and Xiao Weizi are here?"

"Well, Grandma, I'm going to disturb you again."

"No need to disturb, no need to disturb, Xiao Zhu zi and Xiao Shenzi are here too?"

"Yes, Grandma, thank you for lending us the kitchen again."

"No thanks, no thanks."

Half an hour later, Sun Liang and Yuan Zizhen also arrived.

Grandma had never seen them before and asked, "Are you two..."

Yin Zhengchuan said, "Grandma, one of their surnames is Yuan and the other is Sun."

Grandma said with a smile, "Oh, it's little Atom and little grandson."

Sun Liang:????

Because the two of them spent a long time looking for ingredients but did nothing. They caught a fish and were forced to release it. Although the fish was also at the scene, it was not caught by them after all.

So Sun Liang volunteered to help in the kitchen in order to prevent the audience from scolding them for eating for nothing.

"Teacher Shen, do you think there is anything we need to do?"

Shen Huaiqing looked at the hands of the two of them that had touched shit, and he was obviously hesitant. "How about... you go and light the fire?"

"Okay!"

Sun Liang was quite happy and squatted in front of the stove to light the fire. At this moment, Sun family no longer had any airs about the second young master.

Yuan Zizhen frowned and looked at the smoky kitchen. In his eyes, everything was dirty. He stood aside and didn't want to touch anything.

The program team asked Grandma to help them classify the mushrooms they collected, which ones are edible and which ones should never be eaten.

Grandma picked out some and said, "Throw these away, the rest need to be cooked for a while before you can eat them."

Zhu Zhu remembered it, washed it, cut it into pieces, put it into the big pot, and said to Sun Liang, "Second Young Master Sun, these mushrooms need to be cooked for a while, please excuse me."

"It should, it should."

Sun Liang was sweating anxiously because he couldn't light the fire. After agreeing, he continued to fight with the firewood.

Yin Zhengchuan knows that Wei Zisu is not feeling well with a cold, so he basically doesn't let him work. Whatever Wei Zisu wants to do, he will definitely grab it with quick eyes and hands.

However, although he kills fish neatly, his cooking skills are worrying.

"Zisu, how do you want to eat this fish?" Yin Zhengchuan asked.

Wei Zisu asked, "What would you do?"

Yin Zhengchuan was a little embarrassed. "I will search for tutorials online."

Wei Zisu laughed.

Shen Huaiqing said next to him, "How about I do it? After the failure of the golden trout last time, I think I might be able to succeed this time."

"Okay, Teacher Shen, we are optimistic about you!"

Result...Teacher Shen failed again.

When he took the black fish out of the pot, it was beyond recognition and only a silhouette remained.

The smell was burnt and smelly, comparable to a laboratory explosion.

Village Chief hurried over and said that he smelled something at home and thought it was a biogas digester that exploded!

Finally, Teacher Zhu stepped in and finally made two edible fish.

Everyone cheered around the fish, and the barrage was peaceful.

Only Sun Liang was still fighting against the firewood. Yuan Zizhen squatted next to him and couldn't stand it any longer.

"Brother Liang, forget it. At worst, I won't eat mushrooms anymore. I can't eat them cooked in this kind of pot."

Sun Liang glanced at the camera and found that it was not facing them, so he covered the camera and said, "Don't do it. I'm telling you, Grandma called me and scolded me the last time we stopped recording, saying that I was affecting the company's reputation. Just finish recording these days and I will never participate in a show with you again."

After Yuan Zizhen heard this, he was also afraid that Sun Liang would be really angry, so he could only swallow his anger and help him light the fire.

The two finally lit the fire, and the water in the pot boiled soon.

At this time, Zhu Zhu ran over and asked, "Second Young Master Sun, you have been squatting here for almost half an hour, are you done cooking?"

Sun Liang was a little embarrassed and squatted for half an hour. But just after the fire was lit, he couldn't say anything. So he said, "Okay, okay, I'll take it out right now."

Anyway, it'll be fine once it's familiar, he thought.

Take out the mushrooms, Teacher Zhu add seasonings, mix, put on a plate, and serve with the fish.

Because there were too few ingredients, Teacher Shen also served the blackened fish that failed to be cooked. In his words, it was "possibly burnt on the outside and tender on the inside."

Six people sat around the table in the courtyard, drank tea instead of wine, and clinked glasses.

Yin Zhengchuan took a bite of the mushroom and said it was delicious. Yuan Zizhen didn't want to use the chopsticks at first, but after Sun Liang took a look at it, he reluctantly picked up a piece of mushroom and put it in his mouth.

Not to mention, it tastes good and quite fresh.

Wei Zisu is sick and has no appetite. He is chewing a wild fruit right now.

Yin Zhengchuan took a piece of fish meat made by Zhu Zhu, picked out the bones, and put it in the Wei Zisu bowl.

Zhu Zhu joked, "Hey, the young couple are so in love."

Wei Zisu and Yin Zhengchuan both smiled sheepishly.

At this time, Shen Huaiqing picked up a piece of the fish he made and said, "I can also help you pick the fish."

As a result... I found that the inside was also burnt and the thorns were brittle.

Zhu Zhu was so angry that he laughed and said to everyone, "His father, my father-in-law, used to run a restaurant and his cooking skills are very good! You said that you gave birth to a son, but why didn't you inherit it at all?"

Shen Huaiqing said, "Because cooking skills are not inherited."

Zhu Zhu subconsciously said, "What kind of inheritance?"

Shen Huaiqing said, "Gender."

"Hahahahahahahaha..."

Everyone burst into laughter, except Yuan Zizhen, who was silent and expressionless, looking a little awkward.

Suddenly, he slapped the table and stood up!

Others were shocked, even Sun Liang was stunned.

Liu Fan is also a little confused. He doesn't understand what he wants to do, especially if he wants to stop recording.

"Teacher Yuan?" Liu Fan whispered next to the camera.

Yuan Zizhen looked over with sharp eyes, and Liu Fan suddenly felt a chill down his back.

The next second...

Yuan Zizhen suddenly took off his shirt and threw it to the ground!

He was shirtless and stepped on the table with his foot, making the plates clink.

He pointed at Liu Fan and cursed, "Old Bastard! Look, I'm easy to bully, right?!"

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