Before he could finish speaking, his foot was pinched.
Chi Zong let out an "ouch" in pain and hung up the phone with shaking hands.
Shen Yunzhi was left on the other end of the phone with a head full of question marks.
Damn it?
Aren't you afraid of being known by fans for having such fun?!
In fact, there is a buddy who owns the SPA center chain at home, and he is also drunk. He said that he is a ancestral craftsman, and he wants to rub the feet of Chi Zong.
After this guy sobers up, the rumor will definitely spread to the point where he will be so embarrassed and angry that he will hit the wall on the spot.
Crazy.
All crazy.
Finally, someone poured Shen Yunzhi two glasses of wine.
It became the last straw that broke her back.
Chi Zong came back after pressing his feet. He was so hungry that his chest pressed against his back. He wandered back to look for something to eat.
He asked in a daze while eating grilled fish.
"What kind of fish is this grilled? It's so fragrant."
Shen Yunzhi has shown signs of becoming drunk.
Hearing this, he said seriously, "This is called mullet, it's not common."
Chi Zong I believed it at first.
Then Shen Yunzhi started. "It is also called the pearl-necked turtle dove. It is a non-venomous snake. It is called differently in different places. We call it tilapia here because it is rich in chloroplasts needed for brain development, hence the name. It is helpful for treating the stomach. In agriculture, cutting off the head of a cow can be done. Remove the top advantage and reduce growth hormone to increase production. Due to the difficulty in transporting living organisms, the trade name is water cow seeds. Merchants generally dry them first and then grind them into powder, and finally upload them to Baidu Cloud, and share the file transmission through the Baidu Cloud link."
"..."
"..."
All the boys present felt a chill in their crotches.
Shen Yunzhi is completely out of control.
Start letting yourself go.
She stood up unsteadily and slapped the table.
Snap!
An Zhizhi next to me was very frightened.
Shen Yunzhi's eyes were blank, and his expression suddenly became extremely painful and enlightened, as if he had understood some truth of the universe.
"I remembered, I remembered everything."
An Zhizhi:"What did you remember?"
Shen Yunzhi took a deep breath and said with emotion, "I am not a cow or a horse! I am a flower of the motherland!"
An Zhizhi:"?"
Chen Lin drank too much and had to drag his brothers to tell each other stories.
"Three years ago, it was true. I really wanted to pee at night, so I got out of bed to pee. After I finished peeing, I walked back to the bedroom from the toilet, and then I went to bed."
Brother: "?"
A group of people were all drunk and crazy.
The mental state is extremely beautiful.
Xiao Yao also feels that he can no longer drink.
These grandsons who drink wine really have no skills at all.
Refilling will be explained here.
Chen Lin saw that Xiao Yao was missing and called him.
"I'm only halfway through drinking. Where are you?"
Xiao Yao held the mobile phone in one hand and took out the keys with the other hand to drive. "Then what... I gave birth to my father, I have to rush back."
He opened the car door and sat in, subconsciously touching the steering wheel.
Huh?
Xiao Yao blurted out. "My steering wheel is missing! The brake and accelerator pedal are also missing! There is a thief! How dare you steal his grandfather's things? I'm going to die!"
Chen Lin:"..."
Chen Lin:"Are you sitting in the passenger seat?"
Xiao Yao was dumbfounded and turned around to look.
Damn.
Really in the wrong place.
Chen Lin persuaded with a loud tongue, "Don't drive if you drink too much. I have already said that you should drink and not drive... Bah! Drive and drink but not drive! Come back quickly!"
Chen Lin The brother next to him. "..."
Your kid drinks more than Xiao Yao.
Xiao Yao: "What am I going to do when I come back? I really can't drink anymore."
Chen Lin:"You will come back immediately."
Xiao Yao made a "wipe" sound, feeling that Chen Lin needs a lesson. "Why did you talk to your elder brother?"
Chen Lin immediately changed his words: "Okay, okay, brother, come back quickly."
Xiao Yao: "Why do you keep asking me to go back? I really can't drink anymore!"
Chen Lin:"Because this is your home!"
Xiao Yao:"..."
Xiao Yao was fed so much.
Shen Yunzhi is not much better.
Shen Yunzhi I have even forgotten when I completely stopped drinking.
Shen Yunzhi I have rarely drunk so high in my life.
She woke up late at night with a hangover headache.
When she opened her eyes, it was so painful that she thought someone had ripped out her brain.
"It hurts..." Shen Yunzhi covered his head and climbed out of bed with difficulty like a zombie.
A sprain in the foot.
I almost gave the bed a big bow on the spot.
Shen Yunzhi went to the villa's aunt to ask for anti-alcohol medicine.
I don't know if the party has ended yet, but I guess not.
There seemed to be faint sounds of playing in the yard outside.
The young man was full of energy and looked like he was going to fight until dawn.
Shen Yunzhi took the medicine and slumped on the sofa for a while, feeling that the headache was relieved a little.
I'm a little hungry again.
Shen Yunzhi took a look at the European antique wall clock hanging in the hall.
It's five o'clock in the morning.
After playing for a few more hours, it will be dawn.
A group of young people.
Shen Yunzhi sighed and went to the kitchen to find something to eat.
She made a pig skin jelly during the day and put it in the refrigerator. She originally planned to eat it with wine or as a cold dish the next day.
I guess it tastes just right now.
She opened the refrigerator expectantly--
The smile on his face froze instantly.
The large basin of crystal clear, chewy and tempting pork skin jelly has been hollowed out!
When the aunt heard the noise, she ran over and complained in a low voice:
"Xiao Yao ate it and said that he was there when he was eating it. This thing wouldn't last the next day at all."
"??"
Xiao Yao is a pig?!
How could he do this big pot all by himself?
Shen Yunzhi The sky is falling.
The pig skin is frozen.
The pig even ran away!
The next afternoon.
Everyone who had been playing a hangover and dreaming of life and death began to come back to life in twos and threes.
All the sins I committed when I was drunk began to be reckoned with.
An Zhizhi I woke up in a daze in the morning and touched the side.
I originally wanted to touch the phone.
As a result, I felt a bulging mass.
An Zhizhi was so frightened that he woke up instantly and thought he was drunk and sleeping with someone.
As a result, the quilt was lifted.
The trash can was lying peacefully on her bed, occupying half of the bed.
An Zhizhi:"..."
She screamed, rushed out of the room, and collapsed.
"Who drank too much and put the trash can on my bed?!"
Chi Zong, who was passing by, said something faintly with two dark circles under his eyes.
"You have to hold your 'soul mate' in your arms to sleep together."
"..." An Zhizhi is stupid.
Chi Zong continued to hit him, "We all stopped you from punching Chen Lin on the head and yelling that he wanted to steal your man. Chen Lin is still lying in the hospital."
An Zhizhi:"..."
Xiao Yao woke up.
I found myself hooked on Weibo by Shen Yunzhi.
[@Xiao Yao, a cold and heartless pig, ate up my whole pot of pig skin jelly, I will remember you forever.]
The comment section is already laughing like crazy.
[Brother Yao has mastered the mysterious skin jelly reduction technology. The skin jelly is gone, but the pig is still lying on the bed.]
[How generous it is to put pigs and pig skin jelly in the same room.]
[I can't imagine how delicious the frozen pork rinds made by Sister Yun Zi is.]
[If you put boneless chicken feet in the pork skin jelly, it will be really delicious.]
[This is the real old foodie.]
Shen Yunzhi, who still looked unhappy after being hungover, asked Xiao Yao in a sinister tone, "Where is my pork rind jelly?"
Xiao Yao was silent for a while, and then made a sanctimonious analysis. "Maybe the pig is too skinny and not frozen."
Shen Yunzhi:"..."