Sun Lanyin and Chi Zong arrived together.
Chi Zong came to seek revenge from Shen Yunzhi.
His fishing spot!
His fish!
Shen Yunzhi's behavior is simply intolerable!
As soon as he got off the bus, Chi Zong sent a message to Shen Yunzhi, his tone pretending to be mysterious.
[Sister Yun Zi, I brought you a little gift, a little surprise. Don't tell them. Wait for me at the elevator entrance and help me move it.]
I still want to mess with my feces: [What is this? Are you babbling?]
Chi Zong:[Good stuff, come quickly.]
I still want to mess with my feces: [Come on, come on!]
Xiao Yao This five-story villa is equipped with an elevator.
After sending the message, Chi Zong smiled at Sun Lanyin, who was coming in the same car, and made an excuse. "Sister Yin Zi, you go up first, I seem to have forgotten something in the car, go back and get it."
Sun Lanyin did not doubt his presence, nodded, and took the elevator upstairs.
Chi Zong watched her go in, and immediately sneaked behind the huge green plant next to the elevator entrance on the first floor, put on the ghost mask with green face and fangs, and prepared to scare Shen Yunzhi who was about to come down.
The elevator dinged softly.
The door opened slowly.
Sun Lanyin: "My bag is still in the car..."
Before he finished speaking, a ghost figure suddenly rushed in front of him with its claws and teeth bared!
Chi Zong screamed, "Haha!!!"
Sun Lanyin:"????"
Sun Lanyin was unprepared and almost frightened out of his wits.
She hit him with one punch. "Ghost, ah, ah, ah, ah, don't think I won't be afraid of you when I grow up!!"
There was a bang.
A punch to the flesh.
Chi Zong was knocked off his mask by Sun Lanyin with one punch, and his nosebleed was almost avoided.
Sun Lanyin:"..."
Damn! I'm scared to death!
Chi Zong:"..."
Damn! It hurts like hell!
Sun Lanyin calmed down and saw that the person coming was Chi Zong, and said, "You are sick! Don't you know that people who are scary can scare people to death?!"
Chi Zong covered his face. "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."
Sun Lanyin cursed, "You are so inexplicable that I am so frightened that my heart almost stopped and I haven't settled the score with you yet."
Sun Lanyin stroked his chest in shock, then walked around him cursing and quickly went to the car to find his bag. "Crazy!"
She came back after taking the bag and glared at Chi Zong angrily. "Why don't you go up? Are you standing here as a doorkeeper?"
Chi Zong whined and followed Sun Lanyin into the elevator.
The elevator goes up.
Shen Yunzhi, who already knew that Chi Zong was uneasy and well-intentioned, synchronized with Chi Zong and hid at the elevator door to scare Chi Zong.
The elevator rose slowly and stopped on the fifth floor.
"Ding--"
The elevator door slowly opened.
Sun Lanyin was still angry about what he had just been scared about. As he walked out, he couldn't help scolding Chi Zong: "How old are you to play this trick!"
Chi Zong huddled in the corner of the elevator, nodded and bowed. "I was wrong, I was wrong..."
The words have not yet fallen.
Shen Yunzhi also thought that Chi Zong was the only person in the elevator.
Shen Yunzhi suddenly jumped out from the left side of the elevator door to scare him.
Shen Yunzhi:"Haha!!!"
Sun Lanyin, who happened to be walking in front, was unprepared and was frightened and screamed, "Ahhhhh!!"
Shen Yunzhi:"..."
Chi Zong:"..."
Sun Lanyin reacted. "..."
One minute later.
Sun Lanyin used his bag as a whip and chased the two of them and whipped them wildly.
"You guys are crazy!"
"Come here and get whipped!"
[Sure enough, I can be on this show because I either have the same views or the same illness.]
Director has not arranged the specific process, and no one knows what to do.
Shen Yunzhi: "Actually, I have nothing to do now. When I think about some things in the past, I still feel regretful. In fact, I have been pursuing a companion throughout my life."
Originally An Zhizhi wanted to comfort Shen Yunzhi.
Who knew that Shen Yunzhi's next sentence would be. "King is with you, who will deduct 1."
"..."
An Zhizhi comes over to play a passionate duo with Shen Yunzhi.
After a while Xiao Yao also came.
Sun Lanyin and Chi Zong had nothing to do and came over.
The five-row fleet started with enthusiasm.
The last time we ranked fifth, we lost miserably.
Shen Yunzhi is still fresh in my memory.
Shen Yunzhi hesitantly clicked the button to start the game and looked at them warily. "You won't play me again, will you?"
An Zhizhi confidently said, "Do you think I am such a person? I drank too much last time, so the operation was a bit abstract."
More than just abstraction.
An Zhizhi plays Ma Chao and is super awesome.
Shen Yunzhi was stunned for a moment. "Is it true or false?"
An Zhizhi: "Can there be any fake news? I play as Jinglan Luna, with a peak of 2600 and 120-level jungle. I recently suffered from tenosynovitis, so I play Yao."
"..."
"..."
I really believed her evil deeds.
The game begins.
Technology and parents co-exist and die, neither men nor women are charming, they are simply charming and strong.
Welcome to Honor of Kings.
In fact, the technology of Shen Yunzhi is not very good either.
Pure and simple is that people are addicted to food.
Xiao Yao: "Would you like to fight when the baron is refreshed?"
Shen Yunzhi asked, "How did you know you were going to brush?"
Xiao Yao explained to Shen Yunzhi very patiently.
Chi Zong is a novice. "What is a big dragon?"
Xiao Yao:"Which village are you from?"
Chi Zong:"?"
Xiao Yao's double standard goes beyond this.
Shen Yunzhi died by mistake.
Xiao Yao: "It's okay. I'll help you get the line stuck. Come quickly."
Chi Zong died by mistake.
Xiao Yao:"I suggest you find a factory to work."
Chi Zong:"??"
Chi Zong: "Brother, don't you think you have double standards?"
Xiao Yao: "I know, beat me to death?"
Chi Zong:"..."
The melon-eaters An Zhizhi looked at Shen Yunzhi, then looked at Xiao Yao, feeling that they couldn't hold it in any longer.
Before she was resurrected, she turned around and asked Shen Yunzhi: "Don't you think Xiao Yao is that kind of thing?"
Shen Yunzhi:"Which what?"
An Zhizhi Niuniannian: "It's different for you."
Shen Yunzhi was silent for a moment.
An Zhizhi thought Shen Yunzhi understood.
Who knows Shen Yunzhi said, "If those words Chi Zong said to me, I think I would blow his head off with one punch."
An Zhizhi:"?"
An Zhizhi wanted to explain a little more clearly, but Shen Yunzhi took the initiative to change the topic.
Shen Yunzhi: "Don't you think the Yang Yuhuan you played is scary?"
An Zhizhi was stunned for a moment and went to see his hero model.
An Zhizhi: "It's okay, how scary is it?"
Shen Yunzhi: "During the group fight, the heroes of both sides were fighting together, and an inexplicable hero squirmed into the mix. From time to time, his body emitted faint green and blue lights, and there was also tinkling, dong dong, and eerie accompaniment music, but the enemy's health bar was not good. Why did it drop? The health bar of her teammates didn't increase much. After fighting for a long time, no one knew what this hero, who was floating around like a ghost and had his own background music, was doing. At the end of the team battle, all his teammates were dead, and she was left alone. She fired a big move, whizzed, and ran away with full health."
An Zhizhi:"..."
There are several people arranged in five rows, and it doesn't look like playing a game together.
Everyone has a mean mouth.
Xiao Yao's attitude towards Shen Yunzhi was very wrong before, so An Zhizhi asked Shen Yunzhi if he felt it.
But she didn't show anything strange at all.
So much so that An Zhizhi is a little confused.
Sun Lanyin: "Zhizhi! What are you thinking about? I've been giving you a signal for a long time, and I'm coming down the road."
An Zhizhi: "It's okay, I have a big move and a blood-sucking book!"
Shen Yunzhi: "The jungle seems to have passed. If you don't leave, you will die even if you have seven dimensions."
An Zhizhi:"..."
Xiao Yao knows what level this group of people are, the most powerful ones have never even been to diamonds.
I remember when he was the Demon King, he was a King player in LOL. Playing King was like holding a hand and pinching him.
But Xiao Yao, who is holding the hand, has given up on leading them to win.
Forget it.
Just be happy.
Chi Zong was very dissatisfied with Xiao Yao's poor performance. "How come you can't even lead us? Can your jungler play some rhythm?"
Xiao Yao: "Didn't I click surrender?"
"..."
Xiao Yao: "Then what else can I do? Tell you to delay until their mobile phones run out of battery?"
"..."
Xiao Yao There was only a sense of vicissitudes of life left on his entire face.
Can't carry it.
I really can't carry it.
"That's awesome, Chi Zong made me taller."
Everyone was curious and clicked to take a look.
1-8-6.
"..."
6.
In the end, we played for two hours. Shen Yunzhi originally wanted to gain points with passion.
The result was a straight dive from diamond to platinum.
Shen Yunzhi held his mobile phone for the first time, looked at his red country, and cried, "Next time I fight with you again, I will be a pig!!"
Several guests who had tricked Shen Yunzhi quickly pressed against the wall with guilty conscience and ran away quickly.
Xiao Yao: "Stop crying, Sister Yun Zi, give me your number and I will help you improve your score."
Shen Yunzhi doesn't believe it. "You really won't dive straight to gold for me?"
Xiao Yao asked Shen Yunzhi to wait while he went back to the room to dig around.
Finally, he took out a black card. "Password one, two, three, five, six, seven, eight."
Shen Yunzhi:"?"
She looked at the black card and then at Xiao Yao, wondering what it meant.
Shen Yunzhi:"What?"
Xiao Yao: "You lose once and you win once."
?
Zun Du Fake Du?
Shen Yunzhi hesitantly handed over his number to Xiao Yao.
By night Shen Yunzhi had forgotten all about it.
I slept until dawn.
When she remembered it the next day, she went back and looked at her account.
Rank, King.
King!
Shen Yunzhi's eyes lit up, and the hand holding the phone was shaking with excitement.
Pi Bian Pi Dian wanted to run to thank Xiao Yao, but when he went upstairs, he met Chi Zong.
Chi Zong:"What are you doing Sister Yun Zi."
Shen Yunzhi:"Looking for Xiao Yao."
Chi Zong: "He's still in bed. He couldn't get up under the quilt just after I asked him to eat."
Shen Yunzhi was stunned for a while.
After Chi Zong left, Shen Yunzhi remembered and took out his phone to check the results.
Ever since Shen Yunzhi gave his phone to Xiao Yao, he has been calling me.
The last one was beaten until six o'clock this morning.
The record is that of Qing Yishui.
Live broadcast still follows tradition.
Guests cook their own meals.
Shen Yunzhi doesn't want to cook.
An Zhizhi:"I only know how to make bubble noodles."
Xiao Yao:"Do you want me to burn the kitchen?"
Everyone is acting badly, so Sun Lanyin is also acting badly, pretending to be dead.
Then you can't eat instant noodles.
Director had an idea and played a little game.
Director: "Let's play a little game with very simple rules. Each guest performs randomly to see whose performance is the most disgusting. The audience will vote, and the guest with the lowest ranking will have to cook and wash the dishes."
Chi Zong immediately protested. "Why should we compare who is more disgusting? Can't we compare who is more lovable?"
Director: "Are you all public figures that make people like you?"
Guests: "???"
Huh??
Where is my forty-meter-long sword!
Director ignored their accusing looks and pointed casually. "Let's start with Sister Yun Zi sitting on the far right."
Brush brush brush.
Everyone's eyes were focused instantly.
Shen Yunzhi:"?"
She blinked and stared at several guests.
The air was silent for three seconds.
Then Shen Yunzhi started at zero frame.
Shen Yunzhi pinched her throat and spoke in a sweet and artificial tone, "The little pregnant woman in 2006 has a sealed belly and a pregnancy-prone constitution. As expected, I am the delivery person and gave birth to a little lover for my husband."
Guests: "..."
Audience:[...]
Shen Yunzhi: "After giving birth to Pan Di, I still want to have a boy. It's not that I favor boys over girls. I just want to make a good name for myself."
Shen Yunzhi: "Without the biological mother filter, can my son be Child Model?"
Shen Yunzhi: "Sorry about my future daughter-in-law, your husband's first kiss was mine."
[I haven't recovered from the previous sentence, but the latter sentence came up like water from the toilet.]
[No need to compete, I declare Sister Yun Zi to be the champion.]
[The judges' seat is not required to participate.]
[There is a feeling of powerlessness as my hand cannot reach the screen.]
[For the first time I felt like it was a curse that I could understand Chinese...]
[I just want to make up a good word, so why not hang myself and make up a good word?]
All the guests were so disgusted by Shen Yunzhi's non-physical performance that they all gave a thumbs up.
Disgusting.
So disgusting.
What's the use of this.
Just admit defeat.
Shen Yunzhi put his hands on his hips and laughed twice, gesticulating. "Go and cook!"
Are these people cooking materials?
Obviously not.
Ten minutes later, Shen Yunzhi wandered over to the kitchen for a round of inspection.
What comes into view is a pot of boiling soup and water.
I grabbed a little bit of each vegetable, mushroom, corn, carrot, etc. in the refrigerator and threw it in.
There are a few pitiful vegetable leaves floating on the pot noodles, which makes people lose their appetite just by looking at them.
Shen Yunzhi is dissatisfied. "This is what we have for lunch today?"
An Zhizhi put the noodles in and said, "We don't know how to cook, so you can just enjoy yourself if you have something to eat."
Sun Lanyin:"I just lost weight."
Chi Zong added some sesame oil and comforted himself, "It looks more appetizing than my fat-reducing meal."
Shen Yunzhi thought about it for a while.
OK.
I feel like I've become a little more mellow recently.
She turned around and took out two heads of broccoli and a handful of spinach from the refrigerator, washed them, broke them and threw them into the pot.
"Then let's get some crude fiber to enrich our nutrition."
He also came over, took a look, and took out a box of Konjac Knots left over from last night from the refrigerator. "Let's order some of this to absorb the juice and satisfy the hunger."
Seeing this, Chi Zong got excited and took out a small box of Pickled Vegetables and a few pieces of Pickled Radish from the corner of the refrigerator. "Order some of these to enhance the flavor."
Sun Lanyin's eyes lit up. "Hey, isn't there another Lean Beef Rolls in the refrigerator? Put in the ones that don't have much calories."
Everyone was at a loss.
After a while, the pot was so full that it was about to overflow.