Live Stream Appraisal: You Can't Breed That Pokémon!
Chapter 13

Nidoran♀ Breeding Problems? Can a Single-Dog Streamer Figure Them Out? (Please Follow)

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A professional streamer? How professional could he be?

If there's anything you don't understand, you can ask. Streamer, don't go bragging!

The streamer actually keeps a Snorlax? How many mines does his family own?

It was probably because yesterday's first stream had gone well, so the system's first wave of traffic today was larger than yesterday's.

The number of people in the Live Stream Chat was visibly increasing, as could be seen from the Bullet Comments.

"How professional? I've appraised more Pokémon than you've eaten Farfetch'd!"

"The streamer never brags. This streamer is a Miltank riding a motorcycle!"

"There used to be two mines, but they've already been eaten away!"

Still riding the high of streaming, Ye Yinchuan quickly got into the groove today. His mind worked fast, and he interacted with every Bullet Comment in the Live Stream Chat.

Haha, the streamer's pretty funny.

Never seen him before. Someone with some balls should connect and test his skills.

Genuine question, what does Miltank riding a motorcycle mean?

Although the atmosphere in the Live Stream Chat was good, without anyone connecting, there was ultimately no real content.

Many people only clicked in for a glance. If nothing caught their interest, they would leave right away.

Seeing the Live Stream Chat's popularity begin to slow down and even decline, Ye Yinchuan waited patiently.

"Is nobody connecting? Free Pokémon appraisals, any questions answered—I can look at anything!"

Just as Ye Yinchuan felt it was a pity that he might not be able to seize this first wave of traffic—

User "Nidoran♀ is my Wife" is requesting to connect with you!

Ye Yinchuan's heart leaped with joy. Finally, someone had come.

But that name...

Although such situations were not uncommon in the Pokémon world, and some people even held weddings with Pokémon

Kid, your tastes were still a little heavy!

If you'd named yourself Gardevoir, I could've understood...

Nidoran♀? Wasn't that basically a little mouse with poison and spikes?

Connection established!

"This Nidoran♀... husband, what would you like to ask? Or do you simply want a Pokémon appraisal?"

Looking at the slightly chubby, glasses-wearing kid in the camera who seemed like a high school student, Ye Yinchuan took the initiative to ask.

Little Fatty adjusted his glasses and spoke in a somewhat childish voice.

"Streamer, I have a question I'd like to ask you. Recently, I wanted to breed my Nidoran♀, but no matter how many Nidoran♂ I switched through, none seemed to catch her eye. What's going on?"

Is she still underage?

Uh... combined with your name, this sounds like there's a bull in the picture!

Maybe her standards are too high?

Is Nidoran♀ a looks person too?

The viewers in the Live Stream Chat all offered their own opinions on Little Fatty's question.

Seeing that the Live Stream Chat's popularity had temporarily been retained because of the connection, Ye Yinchuan sighed in relief.

It wasn't that he lacked confidence in himself.

Rather, livestream traffic distribution depended on big data. As long as he held onto each wave of traffic and retained as many viewers as possible, his Live Stream Chat would rise to popularity much faster!

"Well, Pokémon are creatures with emotions. They share many traits with humans. Breeding is like humans going on blind dates—you need to catch each other's eye and cultivate some feelings before things can develop further... You can't just breed right from the start, can you?"

Drawing on his understanding of Pokémon, Ye Yinchuan gave his opinion on the matter.

But Little Fatty shook his head in disappointment.

"Of course I know all that. But all the Nidoran♂ I found were high-quality and handsome, very popular with other Nidoran♀. Yet my Nidoran♀ wasn't merely uninterested—she was extremely repulsed, and even showed signs of attacking them. This isn't just a matter of whether they caught each other's eye."

"Streamer, if you don't know, then forget it. Another Nidoran♂ will be coming later, so I'll try again. If it still doesn't work, I'll have to go to the Pokémon Hospital."

Little Fatty clearly had not held much hope for the streamer. He had only wanted to give it a try.

Haha, can this streamer actually do it?

Can't blame him. He looks like a total single dog—how could he understand breeding?

Ye Yinchuan immediately refused to accept that.

"Bring your Nidoran♀ over! Whatever's going on, I'll know at a glance!"

Just as Little Fatty hesitated over whether to disconnect directly, his phone rang.

"It's here already? Mm, okay. I'm connected to a Pokémon streamer right now. I'll have him take a look when you get here, is that alright?"

After answering the call, Little Fatty turned to the camera in a tone that seemed to say, I'm giving you one more chance.

"Streamer, I'm going to pick up my friend and his Nidoran♂ now. You can take a look when we get there. If you really spot any problems, I'll send you gifts."

"No problem."

Ye Yinchuan could understand why Little Fatty had no faith in him.

After all, he was just an unknown small-time streamer who had yet to show off his skills. There was no reason for the other party to think highly of him.

The fact that he hadn't disconnected the call was already a sign of respect.

But no matter what, Ye Yinchuan was determined to make this Little Fatty understand what real skill was today!

With the Appraisal Eye, what difficult or complicated condition could possibly escape his notice?

Is this even allowed on stream?

Streamer, take a good look later! Stay sharp and don't embarrass yourself!

I don't think this pig streamer has what it takes.

Seeing these Bullet Comments, Ye Yinchuan felt a little helpless and couldn't help missing the small group of fans he had built up during his first stream.

If they were here, they'd definitely cheer him on. At least he wouldn't be looked down on like this by these passersby.

"Sigh, I originally wanted to get along with you all as an ordinary streamer. But since none of you think much of me, I guess I'll have no choice but to stop pretending and lay my cards on the table later!"

While waiting, Ye Yinchuan interacted with the viewers in the Live Stream Chat.

Heh, don't get slapped in the face later!

You said you were holding back something big. Don't end up dropping a huge turd instead!

At this point, the Bullet Comments that remained were basically all waiting to see the streamer make a fool of himself.

Moreover, the Live Stream Chat's viewer count was slowly dropping. After all, not everyone had that much patience.

Ye Yinchuan shrugged. This was beyond his control. The other party hadn't even brought out his Pokémon yet, so how was he supposed to show off his abilities?

User "Sailor Mercury" has entered your Live Stream Chat!

When Ye Yinchuan saw that username, it caught his attention because it belonged to someone he knew.

Sailor Mercury was Hu Yue's online handle!

"Why is she here?"

Ye Yinchuan muttered to himself, though he did not think much of it.

The system had probably recommended his Live Stream Chat to her.

He had never revealed this new account in his social media feed or anywhere else.

User "Sailor Mercury" has gifted you a "Poké Ball"! User "Sailor Mercury" has gifted you a "Super Potion"!

Seeing Hu Yue send him gifts, Ye Yinchuan quickly thanked her.

"Thanks for the gifts, Sailor Mercury!"

Meanwhile, Sailor Mercury, who was watching Ye Yinchuan's stream, let out a soft sigh.

"Starting a new streaming account is getting harder and harder these days. A new male streamer without a team—hard, it's really hard! But appraising Pokémon? Since when did Xiao Chuan know how to do that?"

Hu Yue had indeed stumbled upon Ye Yinchuan's Live Stream Chat by chance. Seeing that it was Ye Yinchuan, she sent a few gifts to support him.

Only now did she notice that this Live Stream Chat's niche was actually Pokémon appraisal.

Hu Yue had originally planned to leave the Live Stream Chat, but she could not help staying behind to see what exactly was going on.

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! The new book has been added to the library. Please Follow!

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