Game of Thrones: This Knight Charges Extra!

"I know you're wealthy, Tyrion Lannister."

"The second son of Casterly Rock, living in comfort and affluence, with guards and Bronn to protect you-you don't need a friend like me."

"But now you come to me and say, 'Lord Corleone, please give me justice'!"

"Yet you show me no respect. You don't consider me a friend."

"You won't even call me 'Ser.'"

So spoke Vito Corleone in the dungeons of King's Landing.

The dwarf took two steps forward, sank to one knee, and reverently kissed the back of his hand. "Honored Ser Corleone, please forgive my earlier foolishness."

"My brother says that, of all the people in the Seven Kingdoms, you alone can give me justice now."

"I can pay extra."

At that, Corleone grinned and rubbed the gold dragon he always kept close in his pocket. "You have shown your respect for Corleone, my friend."

"Rest assured, not even the Stranger can take your soul while you're under my protection."

"Because I'll make an offer no one can refuse."