A shit-dipped spear kills whoever it hits

Lu Xingchen spotted Zhou Fenglan's odd reaction at a glance, as though he had eyes that could see through anything. He burst out laughing, his smile blooming like a flower.

"Don't tell me you really have been cheating on Lu Wenshan?"

Given how disgusting this novel's plot was, Lu Xingchen had only read the parts involving Huo Chuyun.

He generally skipped the Lu family's scenes outright.

So he wasn't sure which man Zhou Fenglan was having an affair with.

"I'll teach you to spout that nonsense!"

Zhou Fenglan lunged at Lu Xingchen's face, flailing her chicken-claw hands with their gaudy manicures.

She simply couldn't stand Lu Xingchen's expression, as though he could see through everything. It was as if she were transparent before Lu Xingchen, completely exposed, like she was stark naked.

"Meow!!!"

Like a ferocious beast, Tofu let out a piercing roar, leaped high with an agile body, and shot toward Zhou Fenglan like lightning, leaving several deep, bloody scratches across her face.

"Ah!!! My face! I just had a beauty treatment! You damned cat, I'll kill you!"

Zhou Fenglan's eyes flew wide. She covered her face, the blood coating her hands like a demon's fangs, and glared viciously at Tofu as she cursed, twisting around to lunge at the cat.

Tofu wasn't about to let her have her way, slipping past every attack as nimbly as an eel before instantly striking back with a lightning-fast swipe.

Watching Zhou Fenglan's miserable state, Lu Xingchen clapped and cheered. "Tofu, well done!"

When reading the novel, Lu Xingchen had felt sorry for what Xiao Huang and Tofu suffered. Now that he had transmigrated into it, he certainly couldn't stand by and watch the Lu family abuse them.

He had returned to the Lu family this time to take them away and teach the family a lesson while he was at it, avenging the deceased original owner of his body.

"Stop!" Suddenly, a man in a well-tailored black suit kicked Tofu away and hurriedly gathered the scratch-covered Zhou Fenglan into his arms.

Seeing Tofu hiss and prepare to attack again, the man roared at Lu Xingchen, "Lu Xingchen! Hurry up and take your cat away! Are you just going to watch an animal bully Mom?"

Lu Xingchen gathered Tofu into his arms and stood in front of the trembling Xiao Huang, his foxlike eyes narrowing slightly with a cold glint.

The man before him was the original owner's eldest brother, Lu Yize, CEO of the Lu Group.

He was the extremely controlling man who would lock the claustrophobic original owner in a little dark room without food or water at the slightest provocation.

"Lu Yize, I came back to find Lu Yihao and Lu Yichen abusing my two children. I'm not letting this slide today. You're paying Xiao Huang's medical bills and Tofu's cleaning fees!"

"Yize, don't listen to his nonsense. Those two animals were peeing and pooping all over my room! You know how terrified I am of anything furry! I just asked Yihao to help me get back at them."

Having recovered his wits, Lu Yichen looked especially pitiful, his rabbitlike eyes red and brimming with tears that hovered on the verge of falling.

Lu Yichen sniffled and pointed at Lu Yihao, who lay motionless on the floor with his face swollen like a pig's head, then continued his tearful complaints.

"Yize, look at my face! And Lu Xingchen has already beaten Yihao unconscious. Now look at Mom, the wife of the Lu Group's chairman, with her face covered in blood because of an animal. Lu Xingchen ordered all of this."

"Yize, Lu Xingchen has to be locked up for a month this time!"

Lu Yichen never considered whether Lu Xingchen would starve to death if he were locked up without food or water.

Lu Yize frowned, studying Lu Xingchen with a dangerous look.

Lu Xingchen was acting extremely out of character today. Before, he had lived in constant fear in the Lu household, terrified of upsetting the family and getting thrown out. Was he possessed today?

"Lu Xingchen, are you trying to rebel? Since when did you become so capable? How did you manage to knock out a racing driver as muscular as Yihao?"

"Lu Yichen, get over here! If I can't kick the shit out of you, I'll concede that filthy mouth of yours already crapped it all out!"

"I shut Tofu and Xiao Huang in my room. I live on the first floor with the servants, and your room is on the third. Did they grow wings and fly into your room?"

Cutting Lu Yize off, Lu Xingchen bent down and picked up the stick from the floor. Holding the clean end, he jabbed the bloodstained end into Xiao Huang's and Tofu's excrement several times each, giving both equal attention.

"That's how I knocked that moron Lu Yihao out!"

"A shit-dipped spear kills whoever it hits!"

In one fluid motion, Lu Xingchen jabbed the shit-smeared stick at Lu Yize's and Lu Yichen's faces and mouths.

"Aaaah! That's disgusting!"

Before Lu Yichen could react, Lu Xingchen had shoved a mouthful at him. He thought of the sticky yellow excrement coating the stick.

A shudder ran through him, goosebumps rising all over his body, and he dropped to the floor and vomited.

"Hahahahaha! You're killing me!"

Knowing Lu Yize was a clean freak, Lu Xingchen deliberately jabbed the stick at his bespoke suit.

As it happened, this was Lu Yize's favorite suit, one he normally treasured!

Seeing the shit-smeared stick swing straight toward him, Lu Yize released Zhou Fenglan from his arms as though he had been electrocuted and kept backing away, roaring through gritted teeth.

"Lu! Xing! Chen!" Look at yourself! You're a complete lunatic! Where's even a trace of the dignity a young master of the Lu family should have?"

"This is why we only like Chenchen. He's far better than you, far more sensible and obedient. Your lowborn bones haven't absorbed even a speck of the Lu family's upbringing!"

Lu Xingchen's lips curved slightly in a disdainful smile. His eyes held confidence and arrogance, as though he cared nothing for anything around him, and the little black mole at the corner of his eye made him look even more brazenly unrestrained.

Trying to manipulate me?

Lu Xingchen picked at his ear. "Who cares?"

"I am a lunatic. So what? Going to beat me to death?"

"If you don't like me, shouldn't you look for the problem in yourselves? After all, with someone as good-looking as me, anyone who doesn't like me is the one missing out."

As Lu Xingchen spoke lazily, he casually drew on the unconscious Lu Yihao's face with the stick.

Fortunately, Lu Yihao was unconscious. Otherwise, he could have thrown up the food he had eaten two days ago.

Smelling the stench coming from Lu Yihao's face, Lu Yichen wished he could crawl farther away.

Lu Yize was, after all, the CEO of the Lu Group. In all his years in the business world, he had never heard anything so deserving of a beating, let alone delivered with such self-righteous smugness.

Lu Yize clenched his fists in fury, but with that stinking stick in Lu Xingchen's hand, he didn't dare take even half a step closer.

"Oh, right. As for this Lu family of yours, I'm never coming back. After all, you never treated Lu Xingchen as your son anyway."

"You can say you adopted Lu Yichen over twenty years ago and have deeper feelings for him. That's all fine. But after bringing Lu Xingchen back to the family, you ordered him around like a servant. His standing in this household wasn't even as good as a servant's."

"You call Lu Xingchen a young master of the Lu family? What family's young master can be beaten and cursed at by the servants whenever they please?"

"Lu Yize, with an idiot like you running the Lu Group, how has it not gone bankrupt yet?"