Whose Cannon Fodder Is This Cocky? The Best Actor Loves Him Fiercely
Chapter 57

Wry satire

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Lu Yichen hooked up his lips and looked at the bulky and round-waisted women in front of him with disdain, not even eating the noodles in his hands.

"Do you deserve our contact information?"

When the leading woman heard this, she instantly darkened her face and threatened, "Don't be so shameless. I want you to contact me for your shame."

Lu Yixuan was teased by five women. The expression on his face was not very good, but he still maintained his demeanor.

"We didn't wear the Adam’s Apple Cover you mentioned because we felt uncomfortable. Also, we are not interested in you, so just forget about your contact information."

A woman sneered, "When you enter our town, Adam’s Apple Cover is no longer a question of whether you want to wear it or not. The men chasing us are all lined up from the small town to France."

"Since you don't have to drink wine as a punishment for toasting, let's not be merciful. We'll give these two little men a good meal, take them away, and imprison them for a few days for education."

As soon as he finished speaking, five women surrounded him aggressively.

"How dare you! We are recording a program, do you really think our program team is just a freeloader?" Lu Yichen shouted.

As a result, the crew of the program did not move, and it was time to film, which made the five women burst into laughter.

Lu Xingchen, who was eating in the corner, was amazed and said, "These two people thought that the injury liability contract they signed before the start of the show was free of charge."

Huo Chuyun didn't even look back and said expressionlessly, "I guess I didn't learn enough lessons from the first two programs."

Lu Xingchen grabbed a handful of melon seeds and said, "What a pity. Although I am kind at heart, I am not a good person. If I don't add fuel to the fire when my enemy is killed, I have to praise myself for having good intentions."

Huo Chuyun glanced at him and handed the peeled melon seeds to his palm.

"Kindness is based on voluntariness and is not bottomless kindness. Moreover, the program crew said at the beginning that if you don't wear Adam’s Apple Cover, you will be arrested. They are just bringing the blame for what they are doing now."

Lu Xingchen threw the melon seeds in his palm into his mouth and thought about something.

"Second brother!"

Lu Yichen wanted to resist, but was firmly restrained by two women. He wanted to call Lu Yixuan for help, but turned around and saw Lu Yixuan being pinned to the ground by three other women.

"What do you want to do? If you don't give us your contact information, you'll beat them. Aren't you afraid that we'll call you J?"

Lu Yixuan's strength was drained, and he could only say helplessly and furiously.

I saw a fierce flash in the eyes of a woman, "Bah, I haven't been provoked so many times by you little men in so many years!"

"Wearing long-sleeved and long trousers, we should shamelessly imitate women's style. Isn't it just to seduce others? He is so arrogant and erect, and only allows us grown-up women to just watch and not let us eat. Time and time again, his father really doesn't give me face."

The woman raised a wooden stool high in her hand and wanted to throw it at the two of them.

At the critical moment, the wooden stool in the woman's hand was intercepted.

Lu Xingchen used his skill to snatch the wooden stool away. He did not want to help Lu Yichen and Lu Yixuan.

He was just thinking about the purpose of the show, the world of sexual transformation, and what he wanted to express.

Liu Zhaoyuan's experience just now, the funny pictures kept lingering in his mind.

A man was forced by his mother to get married and wanted to use the man's dowry to save a bride price for his daughter. The mother favored daughters over sons and left all the house in the family to her daughter.

What seems like an exaggerated and humorous forced marriage is actually an irony in the form of sexual transformation, telling the pain that millions of women are experiencing.

It seems that these women became angry when they asked for contact information from Lu Yichen and Lu Yixuan and were rejected.

But is this really the case?

How many times have ordinary women dressed normally to go to dinner, been beaten by men who broke their guard and been beaten to the hospital after being refused by men who asked for their contact information, which made social news.

Lu Xingchen is not saving Lu Yichen and Lu Yihao. What he wants to save is the thousands of innocent women who will really suffer from this.

Before Lu Xingchen made the decision, he lamented that he changed his mind very quickly, but Huo Chuyun said that kind people can easily reflect on themselves, so just go ahead and I will support you.

Huo Chuyun unconditionally believes in Lu Xingchen.

Huo Chuyun helped Lu Yixuan out of the predicament, and the five big-bodied women simply united to deal with two of them first.

When the leading woman saw two more young men coming to save people, she tilted her head and touched her cheek with her tongue, then reached out and touched her chin, showing a nasty smile.

"Do the women in your family know that you dress so immodestly outside and hook up with other women? But let me tell you, you do have a good face and figure."

Lu Xingchen hooked up his lips and said with a smile, "Your parents and husbands, do you know that you are in heat and peeing all day long? It's really embarrassing to rub your butt naked and spin in circles."

The leading woman choked, but was not angry. She looked at Lu Xingchen's beautiful face obscenely, "You are such a hot little man, I like it very much."

Lu Xingchen turned his head to cover his mouth, "Ugh, you woman has a bad mouth. I'm most annoyed by people like you who love to eat shit and don't brush your teeth."

Seeing that he was so arrogant, the leading woman couldn't stand her dignity and could not maintain her face. She clapped her hand hard and called for the other four to join him.

At this time, Song Anran and Jiang Jingyi rushed in from outside the door.

Song Anran handed over a cigarette, put his arms around the leading woman, and said with a smile.

"Sister, don't be angry! Those four boys are all my brothers. They haven't been out much and are ignorant!"

The leading woman lit the cigarette with a lighter, took a long drag, and puffed out the smoke.

"Then these little men in your family really have no rules. Adam’s Apple Cover dare not wear them, but the women in your family don't discipline them?"

Song Anran stuffed a pack of cigarettes into her pocket and laughed.

"Sister, you misunderstood. Those two boys sent me messages about this before. They accidentally lost Adam’s Apple Cover. It was not intentional."

"Look at this, how about you just ignore the faults of the villain?"

The leading woman took out the cigarette in her pocket and took a look at it. She raised her eyebrows slightly. These cigarettes are not cheap.

So he followed Song Anran's words and said, "Okay, let's forget it this time. It won't be the same next time."

Jiang Jingyi was smoking cigarettes for the other four women and also helping to talk.

"Sisters, it is my brother who is ignorant and has offended you. We must take him back and give him a good education."

A woman smiled and put away her cigarette, reminding her.

"Your four brothers are dressed so immodestly. Don't let them imitate us grown-up women and make them look embarrassed outside."

"Young men can just wear short skirts and tight tops, otherwise it will be hard to tell who is right and who is wrong next time something like this happens."

Jiang Jingyi smiled and said, "Yes, yes, yes."

After the women left, Lu Xingchen immediately approached them and asked, "I was ready to fight. Why are you so handsome and carrying cigarettes, and you defeated them so easily?"

Song Anran explained, "The girls in this episode didn't have sirens. The two of us helped Tianle with the task, but when we were hiding from Hunters, Tianle's Adam’s Apple Cover was lost."

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