"Assistant Chen, are you avoiding me?"
Luo Ming stood up and asked again face to face.
"Yes," Chen Bei (True Version), "You smell too drunk, I can't stand it."
Luo Ming was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously raised his hand to touch the back of his neck, "Scent-blocking Patch It's fine, but there's no smell?"
While he was talking to himself, Chen Bei had already bypassed him.
Luo Ming turned around and chased after him, "Have you seen the video about us online? They say we are a couple, and they find various angles to prove it."
"No," Chen Bei didn't look back and walked forward quickly, "Do you believe something that only elementary school students read?"
"How can it be a primary school student?!" Luo Ming said anxiously, "There are also many junior high school students, high school students, and college students leaving messages!"
Chen Bei sighed, "It doesn't matter who left the message, I just want to go home now."
There is obvious discomfort in the glands in the back of the neck.
Hot and itchy,
I really want to reach out and scratch...
"My car is outside," Luo Ming took out his cell phone, "I'll call the driver."
"No, I'll go back by myself." Chen Bei waved his hand, suddenly feeling dizzy and holding on to the wall.
Luo Ming looked over and found that Chen Bei couldn't stop sliding down. He quickly put his arms around his waist and said, "Are you drunk?"
"This amount of wine?" Chen Bei sneered, "No,"
"When I was doing team building, I drank the whole audience down!"
His eyes were blurry and he seemed to be really drunk.
"If you don't accept it, we can continue our fight and see who is the real man!"
"..."
Luo Ming stared at the omega with a cold face and said harsh words, and thought to himself, you are so drunk and you are still showing off?
Why is it so... cute?
Still so eager to prove himself,
Is it really like what is said on the Internet?
Assistant Chen's eyes are not clear at all,
He has already been interested in me?
Thinking of this, Luo Ming felt a burst of joy, and his arms around Chen Bei's thin waist tightened unconsciously, "Okay, let's go to your house to continue the stall and let me see what a real man is like."
Chen Bei naturally hangs on Luo Ming, "Whoever doesn't will be a grandson!"
Luo Ming paused, "..."
You want to be related to me so soon?
Really impatient.
The next day.
Chen Bei woke up from a trance, opened his eyes and saw a big face,
"Oh shit!"
Luo Ming, who was extremely tired, also opened his eyes, "Assistant Chen, the way you greeted me in the morning is really special."
Chen Bei sat up suddenly, "Why are you here?!"
"You were comparing me to who is a real man last night, have you forgotten?" Luo Ming struggled to hold on, the dark circles under his eyes were extremely obvious.
Chen Bei stared wide-eyed, "We... took off our pants to compete?!"
"That's not true."
Chen Bei breathed a sigh of relief, "It's okay."
Luo Ming continued, "You didn't take off your pants, just come up and touch me."
Chen Bei pupil earthquake,"!!!"
Am I so perverted?!
Luo Ming still wanted to talk, but suddenly the doorbell rang.
Chen Bei In order to relieve the embarrassment, he picked up the clothes on the floor and ran out of the bedroom, "I'll open the door."
He rushed to the door quickly and opened the lock without having time to think about it.
The moment it opens, the camera light shines in,
"Surprise!" Host's excited voice exploded in his ears, "We are Idiot Lovers Production Crew, now we are filming a variety show,"
"In order to ensure authenticity and no script, the entire process will be broadcast live,"
"Are you Mr. Chen Bei?"
Chen Bei, who was holding a chicken coop on his head, said, "... what do you think?"
"Why didn't you say hello before you came?"
"How can you say hello to a surprise?" Host laughed so hard that he looked behind Chen Bei, "Isn't it inconvenient now?"
"Isn't there already a couple?"
"If so, you can't participate in variety shows,"
Before he finished speaking, a figure flashed out, followed by a hoarse and sexy voice, "Assistant Chen, who is it?"
"Yes...Production Crew,"
Chen Bei said yes, but now I can't explain it clearly.
Host heard the voice and immediately raised his gossip ears, "Mr. Chen Bei, do you really have a lover?!"
As he spoke, he rushed into the house, followed closely by the cameraman.
Therefore, Luo Ming, who was wearing big shorts and had no upper body, had nowhere to hide.
For a moment I didn't know where to cover it,
"You! Who allowed you to film! Get out, get out quickly!"
"Assistant Chen, drive them away!"
Luo Ming turned around and ran towards the bedroom.
Chen Bei raised his hand helplessly, "..."
The matter has come to this,
It's better to protect your face first.
Chen Bei was reading the latest trending searches while holding his phone and talking, "You mean, taking too many drugs will have sequelae, such as the inability to metabolize alcohol, leading to a drunken state?"
The doctor in the office nodded to the phone and said, "Yes, it is best not to drink alcohol after taking the medicine. It is written in the instructions."
Chen Bei,"No wonder."
Doctor, "Have you been drinking? What happened? I see you are on the list, isn't it because of this?"
Chen Bei opened his mouth and was about to speak when someone quickly walked into the dressing room.
"Mr. Chen Bei, the variety show will start filming soon. The director asked me to call you over."
Chen Bei nodded and said to the phone, "Chat back."
Then hung up the phone.
He stood up and walked out. The staff member asked doubtfully, "Mr. Chen, the makeup artist didn't put makeup on you?"
"No," Chen Bei said in a light voice, "I don't need it."
After the staff member heard this, he glanced at the side of his face and his heart skipped a beat.
There is nothing wrong with what I say. Natural beauty does not require makeup at all. It can withstand any attack from any angle. Even daily shooting at home, it looks like a blockbuster film...
He suddenly thought of something and burst into laughter.
Yesterday's surprise shooting was Idiot Lovers's routine operation.
But I didn't expect an unexpected gain,
He actually caught the guests spending the night privately,
Such a big stunt directly detonated the entire network,
Even before filming started, it occupied the top three spots on the topic list.
"What are you laughing at?" Chen Bei glanced over, "The corners of your mouth are grinning to your ears."
The staff immediately stopped laughing and said, "I'm not smiling at all. Assistant Chen, please come over here."
The two quickly arrived at the shooting scene.
Chen Bei As soon as he walked up, the spotlight came on.
"This is our guest number five, Chen Bei Assistant Chen,"
"Twenty-seven years old, professional special assistant to the president, with an annual salary of more than one million,"
"His slogan is, pure omega, sweet to your heart,"
"His criteria for choosing a mate are handsome and rich, and the matching degree of Pheromones is above 95,"
"It's okay to drink, but I can't rule out the mama boy,"
"The best Love-Brain, willing to spend money for yourself,"
"..."
Host flipped through the long list and was a little stunned, "So many?!"
"We are still filming, let's get to know each other slowly."
Luo Ming stood on the stage early, with an evil and sinister curve on his lips.
[Luo Ming: Did you hear that, each one is tailor-made for me.]
[Luo Ming: Still saying Assistant Chen doesn't love me?]
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[Luo Ming: Why doesn't he hit others?]
[System: Offline, please do not disturb.]