The Wealthy Family's Cannon Fodder Is Reborn and Goes Wild, Leaving Everyone Regretting It
Chapter 89

If you were reborn in Gao Village, even pork prices would drop

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Lu Junjia was holding a bunch of keys in his hand. He looked at Li Yi who was rushing over with only one key in his hand. The corners of his mouth could not help but curl up, "Li Yi, you have been looking for 2 hours."

Is this the only key you found?

Why don't you come and drive first.

I have more than a dozen keys, and it will probably take me a long time to open them."

Zhou Xuanze crossed his arms and looked down on him, "I guess I was lucky. I picked up a key somewhere in the nook and cranny."

"Shameful." Lu Chuzhou said directly, "No matter how stupid you are, you can't find just one key!"

There was also a burst of ridicule in the barrage:

[This attitude towards the task is too perfunctory. Others have been looking for it seriously for 2 hours, at least five or six.]

[I jumped to their live broadcast room to watch before. The two of them were riding bicycles, but I didn't look for them at all. When the time was about to come, I got lucky and found two keys.]

[Reserve a tent, this key is enough for what you are doing, it is a waste of time, just sleep in the tent.]

[Hurry up, hurry up, I want to see Li Yi get slapped in the face!]

"Okay, let me open it first." Li Yi walked between them with a smile, stood in front of the single room, and inserted the key into the keyhole.

Not inserted.

"It seems that you are out of luck." Lu Junjia laughed out loud.

"Are you in a hurry?" Li Yi looked at his lower body, "Is there a problem with the prostate? If you are sick, you must treat it as soon as possible. You must not delay it."

Lu Junjia immediately clamped his legs, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Li Yi held the key and walked to the luxury suite, "Then why are you urging me? I thought you were in a hurry!"

The key in Lu Junjia's hand rattled, "Li Yi, I advise you not to waste your time. If you want to open a luxury suite with only one key, don't dream about it."

The key to the luxury suite must be among the dozen or so keys I have."

"Oh." Li Yi's attitude was very perfunctory, and he inserted the key in his hand into the keyhole.

Click!

Everyone's expressions changed.

Li Yi grinned happily, turned the key, and opened the door of the luxury suite. He took a look at the luxurious decoration inside and said with satisfaction, "It seems that I am very lucky~ I don't need to dream anymore."

"How is this possible!" Lu Junjia flicked the key, "How could you open a luxury suite with just the key!"

"Speaking of which." Li Yi took out the key and said with a smile, "This key was found under the rock I reminded you of~

This means that stupid people have stupid blessings, but idiots don't~"

Lu Junjia was so angry that his back molars were almost broken!

He had obviously looked for that stone, but there was nothing underneath it!

"Are you cheating?" Zhou Xuanze opened his mouth, "We have looked for that stone, but there is obviously nothing underneath."

Li Yi said nothing, but looked at Shi Yan.

Shi Yan understood, smiled in cooperation, and glanced in the director's direction casually.

When Lu Junjia saw their actions, he thought quickly and immediately said, "Li Yi, you must have cheated. Did Shi Yan get the clue about the key from the director in advance?"

That's why you took your time to find the key, and as soon as you found it, you found the key to the luxury suite!"

"Stop talking!" Lu Chuzhou quickly pulled him and whispered, "Don't offend the director."

[So this is it? How disgusting. I also said that he was possessed by the European Emperor and could open a luxury suite with just a key. It turns out this is another game played by capitalists.]

[If you can't afford it, don't play it. What's there to see in a game where capitalists are involved? I suggest they quit.]

[I was wondering why Li Yi is still in the mood to ride a bicycle. It turns out that he already knew where the key was hidden! This is so unfair. The other guests spent 2 hours looking for it!]

[I'd better wait and see, I saw the key Li Yi pulled out from under the stone.]

[Is it true that whoever speaks first is the one who is right? Rumors and Internet explosions are caused by people like you who just open your mouth!]

[Oh, the director was revealed on the first day. It was indeed the first time for these two to participate in a variety show. It looked great now.]

Li Yi was laughing so hard that he fell for the joke, "Lu Junjia, was your brain vomited out on the ship?"

No matter how straight your intestines are, you can't just open your mouth and have a bowel movement!

If you are reincarnated in Gao Laozhuang, the price of pork will also be reduced!

Look at our director GG Bond, he is so angry that he almost vomits blood."

Zhu Zhuxia next to him almost had his eyes popping out!

In all the years he has been a director, he has never been so slandered. His face turned red with anger, and he rushed over and shouted to the camera, "I, Zhu Zhuxia, have been a director for so many years, and I have never cheated on anyone in a variety show!"

If you have cheated!

I will strike you with five thunderbolts from the sky, and you will die a good death!"

After he finished speaking, he looked at Lu Junjia and Zhou Xuanze, "If you two don't believe it, you can go back and look at the recording records yourself. Our show will be shot live throughout the whole process.

There is no trace of fraud!

Please don't spread rumors and cheat!

This is the biggest slander against me, Li Yi, President Shi, and the show "Island Love"!"

"No." Lu Junjia turned pale and panicked, "I didn't mean to slander the program. I was just a little anxious and said the wrong thing."

"I'm sorry, I won't watch it after watching it. We trust the program team." Zhou Xuanze also looked a little ugly. He just said he was cheating. Who would have thought that Lu Junjia would directly expose the director.

"Humph, since you choose to believe the program team, please be careful when speaking next time. After all, we are live broadcasting, and any speech will have a certain impact on the program team."

"Okay, I'm really sorry." Lu Junjia lowered his head to apologize, his face extremely embarrassed. When he looked up and saw the corners of Li Yi's mouth raised, he felt even more angry and stuffy.

Li Yi, that was intentional just now!

[Hahaha... laughing to death, it's a slap in the face! Are you saying you're cheating? It's like a slap in the face in seconds!]

[Awesome! You are the first guest to say that the director cheated on the show. I admire your courage.]

[The director of our GG Bond, Hong Wen, is so angry. I have been a director for more than ten years and almost fell into your hands.]

[What about the person who just opened his mouth? Why didn't he come out and apologize?]

[Forget it, they don't have parents, and they don't have a place to pay their respects during the holidays, so just forgive them.]

Netizens also loved to join in the fun and edited this video on websites such as Weibo.

For a time, "Island Love" was on the hot search, and various terms emerged one after another, #Lu Junjia, a warrior who dared to scold the director for cheating in person, #"Island Love" director, swore poisonously in the show, #Lu Junjia, pork price reduction, #President Shi's secret deal with the "Island Love" director...

The onlookers looked at the search terms in confusion and came out laughing.

Lu Junjia didn't even know that he was so popular right now.

Just as he thought at the beginning, it indeed attracted everyone's attention.

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