Chapter 254 Zhang Shaofeng who opens the mic with passion
[I can't do it. Don't look at how strong I am. I can't do it mentally!]
[Jade Emperor, third uncle and grandpa, please protect me from being beaten!]
[Amitabha, you are so good, Saint Mary... You will definitely help me, right?!
There must be no quota for me this time, right?!]
But then.
The whole barrage was boiling again.
[Six sixty-six, you won't even act anymore, right?]
[Grandma, why do thirty-six pointers appear at once?!]
[Get it right one at a time!]
[Nine-nine-nine, it's so overwhelming!]
[Don't be too outrageous, you come here again and again, and smoke thirty-six people at once, what the hell is this?!]
[Haha, what is this Creator God? This is clearly Evil God!]
The entire audience in the live broadcast room seemed to be frightened, and the awe about Creator God in their hearts disappeared to an unknown extent.
They were sending barrages like crazy, but they stopped instantly.
Waiting for the judgment of fate.
This scene is simply more outrageous than Sausage Flower Kingdom's recruitment scene.
Click click click...
On the huge neon stage, the lottery started.
Every time the pointer crosses a person's name, everyone is shocked.
Many people almost knelt down and prayed.
Many people even use the fact that they have been single for thirty years just to avoid being drawn.
It can't be said to be tragic!
Dang Dang Dang!
Bells of joy rang from the neon stage.
Many people who covered their eyes and didn't want to see this scene secretly opened their fingers.
But then all thirty-six lucky people saw a flash of light in front of them.
A huge countdown screen appeared in front of them.
[Young water friend, did you lose the gold quota, the silver quota, or the ordinary quota to another world?]
[Oops, sorry, I got the wrong one!]
[Actually, you only have this ordinary quota to go to another world, but Creator God is kind-hearted and specially prepared a treasure for you - a map!]
Chen Yu stared blankly at the countdown in front of him.
For a long time.
He collapsed weakly on the ground, tears streaming down his face.
No!!!
God, why are you doing this to me?!
I haven't done anything bad since I was a kid!
When I was in the first grade of elementary school, I secretly picked up a dollar lost by my classmate at the table.
When I was in the third grade of elementary school, I peeked at the math answers written by my classmate.
When I was in the fifth grade of elementary school, my mother charged fifty cents extra for books and bought spicy strips.
Chen Yu is still doubting himself.
But then, he was surprised to find that he could actually leave this space.
Immediately, Chen Yu began to contact his family.
Hey!
The wind is rustling Yi River is cold.
Chen Yu xi, gone forever...
The remaining thirty-five people are pretty much the same.
Some people were banned just as they were about to yell.
Some people think that they might actually have a chance to get that dream spot.
Some people are waiting silently, and he asks everyone to remember his name.
Some people are thinking about how to find loopholes?
Others are preparing to commit suicide at this time!
Huh?!!!
Is there such a thing?
I, Creator God, have provided an adventure quota, but some people are not prepared to claim it?
Let me see what's going on.
Su Mo, who was puffing away his breath, stood up instantly.
His eyes were as bright as a galaxy, instantly piercing through many spaces and seeing a young man sitting in an office building.
This man has thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a strong body.
This is Zhang Shaofeng, one of the thirty-six lucky ones!
But!
Just now, this guy was planning to leave early.
Zhang Shaofeng was cursing and sorting out his belongings.
"Grandma..."
"If you enter that damn place, you might not even be able to keep your ashes.
The few lucky people who entered now even had their souls lifted.
As strong as Brother Pineapple, in the end the soul becomes someone else's treasure."
"It's miserable! It's so miserable!"
"I'd better start over again. At least I don't have to stay in that world and be tortured every day!"
Zhang Shaofeng said and made a call.
While he was on the phone, he threw his badge in the trash can.
Then, he kicked open the door of his boss's office.
"Hey! Landlord, help me take care of my cats!
I leave all my inheritance to you!"
After hanging up the phone, I transferred the money to the landlord.
Zhang Shaofeng, under the shocked gaze of his boss, directly opened the microphone passionately.
"I****!"
"I******!"
"I******************!!!"
Without quality or self-cultivation, Zhang Shaofeng only has passionate and warm greetings for the other person's mother and ancestors.
The gorgeous words and the perfect thesaurus made Su Mo Creator God think a little.
Otherwise?
Should such a talent stay on Earth and recruit another warrior?
Brave people are everywhere.
But such passionate trolls are really rare.
Saying that, Su Mo pointed his finger.
Finally, Zhang Shaofeng, who had finished opening the mic passionately, left the office with everyone's shocked, admiring eyes and flashing lights.
The dog boss behind him is still shouting to call the police!
However, Zhang Shaofeng is not afraid at all.
Ha!
Creator God I'm not afraid, so why are you afraid of your dog boss?
Then, Zhang Shaofeng made another call.
"Hey!"
"A Lin, I am Shaofeng, I have liked you for a long time.
Last Valentine's Day, your cake was given to you by me!
That day, I deflated all four of your husband's tires."
"Hey, Shaofeng, I'm A Lin's husband!
Do you need A Lin to answer the phone?"
"No, just tell her for me."
After hanging up the phone and finishing what he wanted to do, Zhang Shaofeng came to the window sill.
"Farewell, this world!"
Farewell, Creator God, I am the man you will never get!"
Zhang Shaofeng said as he walked towards the window sill.
But!
He wanted to go further, but suddenly his vision went dark.
[Young brave man, how about you stay in this world?
By the way, I gave you a protection card so that you will not die within twenty years!
Moreover, A Lin her husband is on the way, so wish you good luck.]
What?!
Stop it, hey!
All my money is gone!
People are also on the verge of social death.
Even my love rival came over at this time to have a passionate open mic with me.
You said you won't play with me anymore??
He allowed me to be safe and sound in this world and live twenty more years?
"Don't do it, brother! I was wrong!"
"I'm going, why don't I go!"
"I will not only work hard when I go there, but I will also lead these people to work hard to upgrade."
Zhang Shaofeng tilted his face, tears streaked down his face, and said with a wry smile.
He had to admit that he really underestimated this Creator God.
I also underestimated the previous time traveler seniors.
If it were really so easy to get rid of it, I'm afraid Xu Shilun would have completed it long ago.