Chapter 32
Just moments ago, Big Pineapple had endured unparalleled pain, pain that came not only from his body but also from his soul.
In a certain sense, this was truly pain that penetrated the marrow and reached straight into the soul. Several times, he had felt he was about to give out.
But under those circumstances, even if he had wanted to die, he couldn't. He could only endure it alive.
Such pain had nearly driven him mad several times, but fortunately, he had held on until the end.
At the same time, he felt a little regretful, because after obtaining his supernatural ability, he had also come to understand what had happened before.
It had been a trial. He couldn't die or go mad in there; as soon as he reached the true brink of collapse, he would be forcibly ejected.
Although he wouldn't die, the pain was real. However, the longer he endured, the stronger the ability he obtained would be.
That was why he felt a little regretful. Of course, regret was one thing, but if he were asked to experience such pain again, he would absolutely refuse.
Only those who had experienced such pain could understand how unbearable it was, the kind of pain where you could neither live nor die.
Of course, even if he wanted to experience such pain again, he couldn't, because everyone only had one chance.
Still, he couldn't understand which idiot had left something like this in this world.
If you're going to offer supernatural powers, just offer supernatural powers! Even a method for tempering the body or an ability to cultivate immortality would do. Failing that, how about martial souls or Battle Qi?!
But look at what the hell you've made! You have to experience pain to obtain supernatural powers!
You got caught in the rain, so now you have to smash everyone else's umbrellas, huh?!
He was utterly certain that whoever had left this thing in this world was absolutely no good!
Of course, he only thought those words to himself. After all, according to that transmigrator from before, there were gods in this world.
And someone capable of leaving behind seeds of supernatural power like these was certainly no ordinary person, either. So some things were best kept to himself; sometimes, talking recklessly could cause trouble.
Only after enduring unparalleled, almost despair-inducing pain did he sense what was happening outside.
Thinking of the hundreds of Asura Clan members around him and the million viewers watching from outside, now that he had obtained a superpower, wouldn't it have been a complete waste if he didn't show off?!
Right now, Big Pineapple really wanted to declare proudly, If I don't use it to show off, then my superpower will be meaningless!
With a thought, telekinesis enveloped his entire body, and he stepped out, flying into midair.
Merely imagining that scene, he could already picture how shocked the million viewers in the livestream would be.
Throw in a badass line, and I'd be fucking awesome beyond belief, wouldn't I?!!!
That was what he thought, and that was what he did. However, sometimes there was always a little gap between imagination and reality.
His attempt to show off had only just begun, yet it had already ended by the time he opened his eyes and started cursing.
At this moment, even after Big Pineapple had cursed them out, the viewers in the livestream still hadn't stopped flooding the screen.
[Holy shit, Brother Pineapple, how did you fly? Can you tell me what flying feels like?!]
[Yeah, I really want to fly too! Big bro, hurry up and teach me! I'll send you a "Full Service Massage" gift.]
[Big bro, can you teach this ability to other people? I want to learn...]
[Stop talking, everyone! Big Pineapple's angry!]
[Yeah, stop flooding the screen! Brother Pineapple can't see!]
[Stop flooding the screen...]
[Brother Pineapple, don't be angry! Those mosquitoes are flying toward you!]
[The mosquitoes are coming!]
[Mosquitoes...]
Looking at the barrage of comments still completely obscuring his vision, Big Pineapple went crazy on the spot.
He wanted to shut off the livestream outright, but whenever he thought about how they wouldn't see him showing off next, he felt miserable.
But with his whole field of vision filled with comments, he couldn't show off at all!
"Fuck, you keep saying the mosquitoes are coming, but you're still flooding the screen! I can't fucking see! Keep spamming, and I'll shut off the livestream!"
The screenful of comments instantly fell silent. Big Pineapple thought to himself, Sure enough, you have to threaten these guys when you talk to them. Otherwise, it's completely useless.
Just as he was thinking that, a thunderous roar had already reached a spot less than fifty meters in front of him.
The fierce wind stirred up by the mosquitoes' beating wings made Big Pineapple's clothes, fashioned from animal hides and wild grass, flap noisily before blowing them straight off...
The livestream viewers really wanted to say something when they saw this, but recalling Big Pineapple's threat to shut off the stream, not a single one of the more than five hundred thousand, nearly six hundred thousand viewers said a word.
Looking at the mosquitoes that had already reached him, Big Pineapple gave a disdainful smile on his ugly face. He extended one hand forward and slowly clenched it into a fist. "Hmph, perfect timing. Now, let me show you my strength. Feel pain! Spicy Heavenly Subjugation!"
The six hundred thousand viewers in the livestream listened to Big Pineapple's words, their faces filled with shock, inwardly screaming holy shit!
Countless people had only one thought: Holy shit, th-this... could it be that move?!
Could he be about to pull down a meteor to smash them?!
He's already this powerful after only just obtaining a superpower? If he really can pull down meteors to smash people, he'll be no different from a walking nuclear bomb on Earth-a true humanoid nuclear weapon!
Countless viewers, big shots, and elites from various countries all stared wide-eyed at the newly replaced screens before them.
The next moment, as Big Pineapple's fist tightened, the mosquitoes that had already reached him all began convulsing, then plunged toward the ground, their wings beating frantically.
[Boom!]
[Boom!]
More than fifty giant mosquitoes, each over three hundred meters long, all crashed to the ground with a tremendous roar.
Dust and smoke billowed across the ground. In accordance with the law of "smoke means no damage," the next moment, one of the mosquitoes that had already fallen to the ground flew up into the sky again.
As though Big Pineapple had anticipated this long ago, he pointed at that mosquito again. The next moment, the mosquito that had just taken off slammed into the ground once more.
This time, the mosquito fell unconscious as soon as it hit the ground, but even so, his enormous body continued to twitch like an engine.
Everyone in the livestream visibly froze at the sight.
Wait, what happened to the promised Spicy Heavenly Subjugation?
What happened to the giant meteor?
Sure, that move was pretty badass too, but didn't you get your line wrong?!
Big Pineapple still stood in midair, all four hands on his hips. His smug expression held a trace of stiffness as he kept frantically widening his eyes at the space ahead, signaling that they could post comments now.
There were still clever people among the six hundred thousand viewers in the livestream. One saw through Big Pineapple's current state of mind at a glance. Although he really wanted to complain about why that Almighty Push from earlier hadn't involved any meteors, he still immediately began spamming the livestream.
[Brother Pineapple is badass!]
[Brother Pineapple is mighty!]
As soon as the first person began spamming, everyone else immediately followed, and the comments flooded in wildly.
[Brother Pineapple is fucking awesome!]
[Brother Pineapple, 666!]
Seeing his entire field of vision filled with praise calling Brother Pineapple badass, Big Pineapple waved a sleeve that didn't even exist, the corners of his mouth curling upward. He was just about to laugh three times, then modestly wave a hand and say, [That was just a sprinkle of water!]
But before the words left his mouth, he began screaming frantically. "Aaaaah! Fuck me, it fucking hurts! It hurts so much! It hurts so much! Aaaaah..."
As he howled like a wolf and wailed like a ghost, he even lost control of his superpower and fell straight out of midair.
Everyone in the livestream: "..."