Living in Dou Po, Writing a Diary, Xun'er is Speechless!
Chapter 21

The Ladies: The World-Shaking Is the Limit of My Understanding, Not the Limit of His Strength!

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"This guy is such a jerk...!"

Looking at the diary, Yun Yun cursed sweetly.

Cang Lan actually wouldn't even spare his brother's woman.

What a bastard!

Though she cursed him sweetly, Yun Yun's lovely face had instead turned as red as a cherry.

After reading the diary for so long, she had learned that Cang Lan's mouth and face seemed to have grown separately!

She even wanted to plug up that face of his—so perfect that even she envied it.

That way, he wouldn't keep spouting nonsense without restraint.

Always thinking about such stimulating... no... such wicked things!

Yun Yun's peerless beauty was enough to feast one's eyes upon. As those thoughts flashed through her mind, her flushed cheeks instantly became so radiant they seemed ready to drip with water!

"I've been led astray by this guy again! How infuriating..."

After cursing in embarrassment, Yun Yun closed her eyes and focused, circulating the Dou Qi within her vortex as she tried to suppress the wicked thoughts that had appeared in her mind.

But evil thoughts were formless.

Easy to arise, difficult to dispel!!!

"Besides the stimulating stuff...!"

"Did I overlook something?"

The women muttered inwardly.

They knew that everything Cang Lan had mentioned.

Was something that would only happen in the future!

But with the diary's warning.

Xun'er would surely be on guard against Xiao Yan.

Yun Yun would likely not fall in love with a man who killed his master and destroyed his sect either!

Nalan Yanran might not even have the Three-Year Agreement.

And with the generous rewards from the duplicate instance.

Many of the things mentioned in the diary were already changing.

The future events Cang Lan spoke of.

Might no longer happen at all!

But the women all felt.

Whether it was true or false, they didn't care.

As long as the gossip was ripe and satisfying, that was enough!

"Right... what was that other piece of good news this guy mentioned?"

Remembering that Cang Lan had said he had two pieces of news, the women's gossip-hungry eyes gleamed with anticipation as they waited for the diary to update.

"Can't you write a little more at once!"

"I really want to hold a knife to his neck and make him keep writing!!!"

Amid the countless cries in the women's hearts, the notebook finally stirred again.

Hehe... that felt good...!

The training ground in Cloud Palace was really nice. You could even practice spearwork there!

...Draw it...

...Thrust, thrust, thrust...

...Retract...

...Wipe it once, then put it back in the armory...!!!

I hadn't exercised in so long. After just half an hour, I was already drenched in sweat and completely spent...!

"Practicing spearwork!?"

Question marks filled the women's heads.

Cang Lan had stopped writing in the diary, depriving them of gossip, just to practice spearwork?

And he had practiced for half an hour!?

At this moment, the women's faces were covered in black lines as they roared furiously in their hearts.

"Half an hour!!!"

"How do you know what I went through during that half hour?"

Everyone knew that time flew like an arrow, and opportunity waited for no one.

On the path of cultivation, every moment had to be seized!

Yet Cang Lan had casually gone off to practice that thing!?

And he had kept them hanging for a whole half hour!

"We've waited so long for this juicy gossip. If it isn't ripe, just toss it out!"

The women were indignant.

Cang Lan wasn't some battle-crazed martial addict. Why would a prodigy like him need half an hour to practice with a spear!?

However, the notebook showed new activity the next moment, successfully drawing away their attention.

As the women noticed new content appearing in the diary, what Cang Lan had been practicing...

no longer mattered to them.

I wonder whether my wives will like the huge surprise I prepared for them?

No matter who they are, as my wives, I will never allow them to suffer even the slightest grievance. Their homes absolutely cannot be makeshift!

Attached image (.jdg): This... is the palace I prepared for my wife Xun'er. It faces north and south, warm in winter and cool in summer...

Attached image (.jdg): This... is the palace I prepared for my wife Yun'er. Frost never forms in winter, and mist never rises in summer...

Attached image (.jdg): This... is the palace I prepared for my wife Medusa. Don't ask why the bed is so large—my wife Medusa is simply blessed with good fertility...

Attached image (.jdg)...

Attached image (.jdg)...

My wives, I carefully selected these for you from among the Three Thousand Palaces. When you see them later, will your jaws drop?

"Yes!!!"

With this diary update, the women were shocked beyond words. Just looking at the images, they could no longer close their mouths.

Earlier, they had even complained that Cang Lan wrote too little, that there wasn't enough to read!

Well, now they had gotten their wish.

Cang Lan had directly uploaded one hundred and twenty-eight high-definition images, even accurately labeling each of their names and corresponding palaces!

Originally, they had thought that using an Emperor Grade Nascent Pill as a betrothal gift, and auctioning off Earth-rank Dou Qi...

were already shocking enough to shake the world.

But Cang Lan had repeatedly shown them through his actions

that what they had once considered world-shaking

was merely the limit of their understanding!

Not the limit of Cang Lan's strength!

One hundred and twenty-eight magnificent palaces.

Not a single one shared the same design.

White jade lotus lamps, glazed golden tiles, carved beams and painted rafters, jade towers and jeweled halls—their luxury far surpassed anything they could comprehend.

And these palaces were merely a small part of the Three Thousand Palaces.

That was all!

Even Yao Ye, who lived in the imperial palace, stared wide-eyed at the palace uniquely hers, shock abruptly filling her face.

Glazed golden tiles—despite the imperial palace's abundant wealth, it did not have the means to be so extravagant and ostentatious.

One had to know that this was merely one palace among those jade towers and jeweled halls.

It was already beyond anything the royal family could compare with!

Not to mention that there were another two thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine such palaces.

At this moment, Cang Lan once again raised the women's worldview to a whole new height.

Perhaps Emperor Grade pills were far more valuable than these palaces.

But they could neither see nor touch an Emperor Grade Nascent Pill.

Other than Xun'er, who had been fortunate enough to receive one, the Emperor Grade Nascent Pill had nothing to do with them at all!

But palaces were different. Their magnificent luxury was directly etched into their minds.

At this moment, the women formed an even deeper impression of Cang Lan.

One of a billion! A talent among billions!

Rich beyond measure! Too much to put into words!

He was practically every woman's dream man!

Even though Cang Lan was a notorious womanizer, if they actually met him, they would not feel any aversion toward him.

After all—

Who could hate a man who wanted to give them a castle the moment they met?

What young girl had never dreamed of being a princess?

Whether in strength, wealth, or looks, Cang Lan perfectly matched their fantasies.

In the Dou Qi Continent, where strength reigned supreme, Cang Lan's virtues shone so brilliantly that his womanizing was utterly overshadowed, easily ignored by all the women!

Inside the Ancient Emperor's Cave Mansion, after writing tens of thousands of words in his diary, Cang Lan had barely any soul power left!

Even soul power at the peak of the Spirit Realm could not withstand such reckless depletion.

Circulating the last trace of his soul power, Cang Lan willed it into motion.

The next instant, a palm-sized Dark Gate floated above his hand.

Reverse Summoning Gate: Able to ignore the barriers between worlds and reverse-summon one person from the myriad heavens and worlds.

At the same time, it could also obtain the exact location of that world.

No blood was needed to bind it as its master. Crush it to use it. A one-time consumable!

"I wonder who it will summon here!"

Looking at the Dark Gate in his hand, a trace of anticipation rose in Cang Lan's heart.

Among the myriad heavens and worlds, there were gods, demons, immortals, Buddhas, humans, monsters, ghosts, and countless other species!

Just who would be summoned?

"Bang—"

Cang Lan clenched his palm, shattering the Dark Gate with a bang. A black vortex gateway slowly took shape within the Cloud Palace...

When this chapter was first posted, it had 2,300 words, but it got flagged for review. I reposted it, and now a lot of the content has been swallowed by the censorship beast again, so there are many awkward parts!

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