Living in Dou Po, Writing a Diary, Xun'er is Speechless!
Chapter 36

This Teacher Is Too Terrifying!

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"Could Cang Lan really be a god?"

The women muttered to themselves.

As soon as the thought surfaced, a flicker of mysterious light suddenly flashed through their minds!

In their world, the most ancient information they could glimpse only went as far back as the Dou Emperor.

Below the Dou Emperor, all beings were mere ants!

The realm of the Dou Emperor was a godlike existence beyond their reach.

As they recalled Cang Lan's appearance, the light erupting in their minds grew ever more brilliant and dazzling.

It was as though a gate to a mysterious, unknown world was slowly opening before them!

An indestructible notebook...

Unimaginable instance rewards...

Suppressing the Emperor Grade Nascent Pill with the power of lightning...

And now, turning himself into a divine miracle...

They had witnessed far too many unbelievable things because of Cang Lan.

Other than a god—or perhaps a Dou Emperor—they could not think of anyone else capable of such earth-shattering feats!

But... if Cang Lan was a god, why would he call them his wives?

Impossible...

Though the women could not make sense of it no matter how hard they thought, they still refused to believe it.

It was not that acknowledging Cang Lan as a god was difficult!

Rather, once they admitted Cang Lan was a god...

Then the instance rewards they had received would be vessels carrying the lingering radiance of a god!

The wicked thoughts in their minds...

Would be blaspheming a god!

But... who would be willing to admit that they had blasphemed a god?

"Gods wouldn't be this promiscuous!"

After a fierce mental struggle, the women finally found a reason to convince themselves and unanimously rejected the notion that "Cang Lan is a god."

Then, they turned their eyes to the notebook. In their hearts, they hoped to find the answer they wanted in the diary.

After waiting for a moment, the sound of the notebook turning pages rang out once more.

At that moment, as the women watched the characters flickering across the notebook, they somehow found them much more sacred. A glimmer of light flashed in their eyes, and their hearts were filled with anticipation!

I have to say, Bibi Dong really was beautiful from this angle!

If I'd known, I wouldn't have agreed to be her teacher... I would've just... Sigh! I already agreed. It's too late to regret it and make her my wife!

Emmmm...

Teacher and disciple it is, then! From now on, I'll teach Bibi Dong during the day and give her extra lessons at night. It's just... wouldn't that be a little too intense?

It's fine... I'll be alright. As her teacher, it's only proper for me to spend more effort on my female disciple and endure a little hardship!

Hehehe... I really am such a good teacher!!!

The women: (||_)

The women felt that those dots were not dots at all, but the speechlessness in their hearts!

As a teacher, Cang Lan actually took the opportunity to sneak a look at his disciple while she was asleep?

Well, sneaking a look was one thing.

After all, she was lying in his arms!

But... what did he mean by making her his wife?

Love at first sight...?

Or lust at first sight...?

Just because Cang Lan saw that his female disciple was pretty, he wanted to marry her and make her his wife?

What happened to the spirit of imparting knowledge and educating others?

At that moment, the women rolled their eyes and made a harsh vow in their hearts.

"If he's a god, I'm willing to stay alone for the rest of my life!"

A god could not possibly be like him, with his mind full of the Three Thousand Weak Waters, wanting to scoop up every single ladleful.

Nor could a god be like him—having just taken in a female disciple, preparing one moment to soothe the trauma in her heart, then immediately thinking of marrying her the next!

A teacher and disciple ending up together... actually sounded pretty sweet!

Uh... was something wrong with Cang Lan, or was something wrong with me!?

How could I... be looking forward to them getting together!?

As soon as that thought surfaced, the women were stunned, a trace of confusion showing in their eyes.

They knew perfectly well that between master and disciple, they couldn't... or at least shouldn't do that kind of thing.

But... their minds were completely beyond their control.

At that moment, the women's reason and their gossip-loving sides were tearing at each other's hair, leaving them utterly bewildered.

They were afraid Cang Lan would marry Bibi Dong!

Yet they were also afraid Cang Lan wouldn't marry Bibi Dong!

"Phew~"

After taking several deep breaths, the women shook their heads, trying to shake away their confusion. Then they fixed their eyes on the final few lines and immediately felt that Cang Lan had become "utterly deranged."

They all understood that haste made waste, yet Cang Lan didn't!?

One had to know, on the path of cultivation, the key was knowing when to relax and when to push.

Only when depth and shallowness complemented each other could one more easily grasp the true essence!

And yet, he was so "utterly deranged" that he wanted Bibi Dong to attend lessons during the day and make up for them at night.

Was he even going to let Bibi Dong rest properly?

Thinking about how strict and terrifying Cang Lan had become after turning into a teacher, as if he were a completely different person, the women shuddered all over and immediately gave up on the idea of becoming his disciples. They wanted even less to attend his classes.

Just imagining having such a monster of a teacher was terrifying enough!

Training nonstop, day and night, would drive them insane sooner or later!!!

"Forget it. Even though Cang Lan is pleasing to the eye, it's enough to just look at him. Better not go looking for trouble!"

the women silently told themselves.

Compared to that kind of high-intensity studying, they preferred balancing work and rest, steadily consolidating their foundations!

Step by step, firm and steady.

Besides, could Cang Lan really be a good teacher with that strange laugh...???

Looking at that final laugh, the women felt as though they had overlooked something, yet had no idea what exactly it was...

Within the Black Corner Region.

In a forest not far from Peace Town, a little girl who looked three or four years old was swinging a third-tier magical beast around in her hand!

"Whoosh~ whoosh~ whoosh~"

After spinning it like a windmill, the little girl bared her gleaming tiger teeth and let out a few sounds before directly hurling the magical beast away. In the blink of an eye, all that remained of it was a scattering of starlight.

"Eeya~ So tired, so tired!!!"

"That's what you get for refusing to give me tasty food. Now you know you were wrong, right?"

The little girl patted her oversized purple robe, making her chubby cheeks bounce with a duang~ duang~ that made anyone who saw it want to squish them.

"Huh~ Why did this guy suddenly become so serious?"

Looking at the diary that had appeared before her, the little girl plucked a fiery red fruit and stuffed it into her mouth before speaking in a muffled voice.

"Bad uncle... you're not even as good as that old grandpa!"

"As long as I don't cause trouble inside Jia Nan Academy, he doesn't care about me at all!"

"How could he be like you... bleh~ bleh~ bleh, I don't want you as my teacher."

The little girl was none other than Little Dragon Girl Zi Yan. After reading the diary, Zi Yan made a face at the notebook. Then, her tiny dark eyes turned toward the depths of the forest. After picking a direction, the little girl bared her gleaming tiger teeth once more...

"Whoosh~ whoosh~ whoosh..."

"Here comes the windmill..."

However, inside the Ancient Emperor's Cave Mansion, Cang Lan still had no idea that System Bacteria's potent poison had long since exposed his diary.

It had even been distributed simultaneously to other planes by System Bacteria!

Only, those who had not been mentioned in the diary could only read the diary in the notebooks they held.

To receive dungeon rewards, they had to be mentioned!

At this moment.

Douluo Continent, deep within the Star Dou Great Forest!

The rippling lake surface suddenly trembled violently, followed by a quake that shook the earth.

Deep underground.

A pair of enormous silver eyes abruptly opened...

Then, they quickly sank back into silence...

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