Shocking Revelation, Douluo Continent in Uproar!

After a thunderous exchange of Daoist insights, the Cloud Palace, where clouds had been overturned and rain unleashed, fell silent once more.

At that moment, on the illusory blue screen, rapidly flickering data formed dense lines so packed together that it was outrageous!

The comments flooding into the backend seemed ready to burst through the screen.

Ling Qingzhu: Living in the remote Great Yan Dynasty, the ancient tomb is finally drawing near. Once I obtain the Nirvana Heart, I can return to Nine Heavens Taiqing Palace. The events recorded in this mysterious notebook are becoming more and more interesting. It is perfect for passing the time.

I never expected that Cang Lan, such a fickle man, would have such a righteous side as a teacher. Compared to other men, Cang Lan truly stands apart!

I wonder what kind of man he really is...?

Four stars!

A Li: Chang'an is in turmoil. Why does Li Yuanfang keep chasing only me? What an annoying fellow. Even with a Stunning Swan Dance, I cannot escape his keen ears. Every day, "Whoosh~ whoosh~ whoosh~, farewell flying dagger"—doesn't he get tired?

Brother Lan God, why don't you summon me over too...?

Five stars!

Little Si Ming: The remnants of the Six Kingdoms continue to stir unrest, and the Hundred Schools of Thought contend with one another. Yet the greatest Net Trap in the world is controlled by Zhao Gao. Where should the Yin Yang School go from here?

Lord Lan God, please answer this young girl's prayer...

Five stars!

Gu Yuena: People from Douluo Continent were actually summoned by Cang Lan to the Divine Realm and even bestowed supreme Divine Artifacts. Could everything recorded in this mysterious notebook be true?

That fellow Di Tian promised not to concern himself with the affairs of the continent, to guard this pure land deep underground and await the arrival of destiny.

Yet now, he claims to have sensed an aura of breaking through the world barrier and has hope of becoming a god ahead of time!

But wasn't that opportunity to become a god meant to come ten thousand years later?

Why had it suddenly appeared...

Could it be because Cang Lan acted and shattered the barriers of the world...?

The unknown came sweeping in like an all-encompassing fog. Cang Lan... could you truly be a god?

Five stars!

Tens of Millions of Dou Fans: If Xun'er cries, we are bound to lose...

One star!

Tens of Millions of Hardcore Haters: That was such a good insult. Scumbag Yu... ah... ptooey, Yu the Scumbag is just some ordinary, overconfident, cringe-worthy guy!!!

Five stars!

As the data flickered faster and faster, the Tens of Millions of Hardcore Haters and Tens of Millions of Dou Fans collided head-on, creating a terrifying offensive that nearly made System Bacteria's CPU smoke.

In the end, under the fierce clash between the two great factions, the blue screen turned into countless specks of static before violently flickering and condensing into a single line of words.

Excitement Rating: Average. Black Reward.

The next day, after giving Bibi Dong a vivid lesson, Cang Lan calmed his mind and swept through the system space. When he saw that the diary's reward was black, he immediately lost most of his interest!

"What exactly does System Bacteria base its ratings on?"

Cang Lan muttered inwardly.

Ever since Bibi Dong arrived, the system diary's rewards had become unprecedentedly absurd. Even white rewards had appeared once.

Could it be that System Bacteria had objections to Bibi Dong monopolizing his favor?

"Very likely!"

Cang Lan nodded to himself.

He had vowed to conquer all heavens and worlds, enter the primordial wilderness, and discuss the way of making babies with Wa Huang.

Yet now, he had stalled in the tender embrace of his disciple.

It truly was somewhat inappropriate!

Born in adversity, perishing in comfort!

He absolutely could not sink into this gentle haven...

After thinking it through, Cang Lan understood that the Excitement Rating was meant to spur him on, reminding him not to forget his original aspirations and to spread his favor equally at all times. Thus, he formed a plan in his heart.

The Passage Through All Heavens could not be left idle.

Before that, however, he had to see what the black reward was.

"Open the black reward!"

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have obtained ten Seventh-grade Pills: Human Transformation Pills."

Cang Lan: "..."

That was it after one ding...?

After the system made that one sound, it went dead as though it had died. Cang Lan was speechless.

He had opened black rewards before.

Last time, he had at least received a semi-Divine Artifact—the Primordial Dream—which could peer into fate.

This time, it was just ten Human Transformation Pills?

Seventh-grade Human Transformation Pills could allow magical beasts to take human form ahead of time.

But... he was not a magical beast, so what did he need Human Transformation Pills for?

What for...?

An image of a middle-parted hairstyle and suspenders suddenly flashed through Cang Lan's mind...

Kun Kun...

The old Dragon King...

Thinking of the old Dragon King guarding the Ancient Emperor's Cave Mansion, Cang Lan suddenly felt that the Human Transformation Pills were not such a bad thing.

He clearly remembered that Little Zi Yan had accidentally eaten Transformation Grass, leaving her unable to fully mature. Only Human Transformation Pills could eliminate the Transformation Grass's side effects!

Little Zi Yan...

And once Bibi Dong's strength improved, he would set off for the Douluo Continent.

With Human Transformation Pills, once he arrived on the Douluo Continent...

Many bold ideas could be carried out without worry.

Every foot had its strengths, every inch its weaknesses!

At the very least, he would not have to worry about the sizes not fitting...

At that thought, a mysterious smile appeared on Cang Lan's lips as he summoned his notebook.

Hehe... Who would have thought that I'd obtain ten Human Transformation Pills today!

Human Transformation Pills were merely Seventh-grade Pills. At first glance, Seventh-grade sounded like nothing much. I can even subdue an Emperor Grade Nascent Pill, so Seventh-grade Pills really aren't worth mentioning.

But... the heaven-defying aspect of Human Transformation Pills is that they can let magical beasts take human form early.

Just think of my innocent and gullible wife Zi Yan—she became trapped in the form of a little girl because she accidentally ate Transformation Grass!

When I go out this time, I must save her and help her grow into an adult.

Wife Zi Yan's identity is unbelievably mysterious, and her father is even a peak Nine-star Dou Sheng expert. If I coax her into becoming my wife, wouldn't I immediately reach the pinnacle of life?

And... when I go to the Douluo Continent, if the Ice Empress of the Extreme North, the Ice Jade Scorpion, the Rogue Rabbit deep within the Star Dou Great Forest, the Blue Silver Emperor, Bi Ji..., learn that I can help them directly transform into human form, will they scramble to become my wives?

They're all magical beasts, soul beasts... Looks like I need to train properly these days. If I take all of them as wives, I'm afraid my stamina won't be enough in the future!

Phew—

The pressure is huge. It feels like the burden on my waist is getting heavier and heavier!

I almost forgot that Gu Yuena, the number one beauty of the Douluo Continent throughout the ages, and that auspicious beast also need my saving...

Emmmmm...

Oh no... I suddenly realized a very important problem!

I only have ten Human Transformation Pills..., one for Little Zi Yan, one for Gu Yuena, one for the auspicious beast...

Ten Human Transformation Pills aren't enough!

They're simply nowhere near enough...

Am I supposed to give up the Ice Jade Scorpion, who is cold on the outside but warm-hearted within? That won't do... If I don't save her, Tianmeng Ice Silkworm will betray her when the time comes, and she will become someone else's soul spirit, with her lifelong cultivation merely serving as another's wedding dress...

Am I supposed to give up Bi Ji, with her split personality? That won't do... She's a famously Dumbfounded Goose, and with the different shifts between her two personalities, one wife means double the happiness...

With Cang Lan dropping revelation after revelation, the Douluo Continent could finally no longer sit still...

Dear readers, if you don't like fast-paced harems, then after taking Bibi Dong, this book will follow a pure-romance route from then on...