Ice Empress: God Lan, Do You Still Need a Wife?

As Cang Lan revealed bombshell after bombshell, Douluo Continent finally could no longer sit still...

The northern frontier of the Heaven Dou Empire lay frozen for thousands of miles, with snow drifting across ten thousand more. Fierce blizzards raged year-round, turning this place into a nightmare for soul masters.

Unbearable cold and mysterious ice-and-snow soul beasts—if someone was lucky enough here, perhaps they might encounter a wondrous romance amid the ice and snow.

But most of the time, once one entered, there was no return...

Thus, this place had become one of humanity's forbidden zones on Douluo Continent—the Extreme North!

BOOM—

Deep within the Extreme North, a towering snow mountain shattered from its summit. The enormous rumble sent the soul beasts hiding beneath the snow fleeing in panic!

A snow-white giant bear, dozens of zhang tall and nearly a hundred meters in height, glanced over from a great distance and involuntarily shuddered...

As the thunderous collapse swept across the land, the towering snow mountain crumbled. Snow piled atop the storm-ravaged peaks collapsed one after another, and a massive avalanche rolled down from the summit.

At the mountaintop, a flash of icy blue and emerald green light flickered.

At the same time, the temperature in the sky plummeted. Sharp icy-blue edges condensed upon the wildly drifting snowflakes.

At the peak stood a colossal scorpion in shades of ice blue and jade green. A cold gleam flashed through its yellow hexagonal pupils.

The giant scorpion's long tail had only five segments in total, each one jade green and identical in color. The segment nearest its upper body was the widest, gradually narrowing toward the rear. At the final segment was a tail hook covered in diamond-like granules, its tip gleaming with a silvery-white, mirror-like luster.

If anyone saw it, they would recognize at a glance that this soul beast was the Ice Jade Emperor Scorpion, ranked seventh among the Ten Great Fierce Beasts!

"Impudent. During the mere few centuries I was asleep, who silently placed this notebook beside me!"

Ice Empress shouted coldly in her heart.

Then, the hook with its silvery-white mirror-like gleam suddenly came down. When it struck the black notebook, a gentle ripple spread across its surface...

Seeing that the notebook had not been damaged in the slightest, Ice Empress was shaken.

As a four-hundred-thousand-year soul beast, the power of that strike was no weaker than a human Super Douluo's full-force attack.

Yet she could not even damage a notebook!?

"Ding. Cang Lan's Secret Diary, Ice Empress's copy, has been delivered. As long as you keep reading for seven days, you may claim a reward!"

"Who is speaking...!?"

As a voice abruptly appeared in her mind, Ice Empress was filled with alarm and suspicion.

When no response came for a long while, Ice Empress's gaze fell upon the notebook, and a hint of curiosity arose in her heart...

A transmigrator... what was that!?

"He actually came after seeing a dragon?"

Ice Empress was bewildered and uncertain, staring at the diary's contents as though she were looking at some monster.

As one of the Ten Great Fierce Beasts, that title was not merely a human classification...

And... the foremost of the Ten Great Fierce Beasts was the Black Dragon Di Tian!

After seeing a dragon, Cang Lan had not only survived—he had even enjoyed himself to the fullest!

How terrifying was Di Tian's strength? Yet Cang Lan had survived within his domain and even recorded it...

Just how formidable was this man!?

A Super Douluo?

A Limit Douluo?

Or a man approaching godhood?

As her shocked gaze swept over the diary, Ice Empress's upper limit of understanding was once again raised to new heights!

One hundred and twenty-eight wives???

Did this philandering man have no limit to his memory?

How exactly did he remember the names of so many wives?

Wow~ What was a Dou Emperor...

Wow~ Why did this human look so pleasing to the eye? He actually matched this Empress's tastes!

As the diary continued to turn, the mysterious and unknown world made Ice Empress alternate between astonishment and bewilderment. Her heart was like a deathly still sea into which a mountain had suddenly fallen, sending up towering columns of water and stirring monstrous waves.

"Interesting. I really want to pry open his head and see what kind of person this philandering man really is."

As she stared at the diary in wonder, Ice Empress's gaze shifted from its initial indifference to fervor. She seemed to want to imprint all the contents into her mind and finish reading them in one go!

When "Douluo Continent" appeared in the diary, Ice Empress's gaze suddenly froze, and an invisible, overwhelming rage surged in her heart.

"Bastard, he actually called the continent where this Empress lives a sewer plane..."

"Where did he get the nerve?"

"If this Empress ever sees him, I will freeze him into an ice sculpture..."

As Cang Lan had criticized the continent where she lived until it was worthless, indignation immediately filled her heart.

As her gaze fell upon Qian Xunji and Yu Xiaogang, her fury blazed even hotter!

Those two pieces of scum, the dregs of humanity, were absolutely no men of Douluo Continent...

Qian Xunji had forced himself upon his disciple. He deserved to die!

Yu Xiaogang...!? What a disgusting man. Forget being ungrateful—he had even betrayed Bibi Dong from behind...

"Ah—ptui! Scum among scum!"

After cursing inwardly, Ice Empress suddenly found that Cang Lan, who was merely a womanizer, looked far more pleasing by comparison...

When the divine image of the golden giant appeared, Ice Empress completely lost her composure!

A god!

That womanizing bastard was actually a god!?

How could that womanizing bastard be a god...!?

The moment the image appeared, Ice Empress found it utterly unacceptable.

The difference between Cang Lan's image before and after the diary's contents was simply too great, wasn't it?

It had even reached an absurd level!

Who could accept that they had been enjoying some gossip, only to find themselves gossiping about a god?

Wait...

A Human Transformation Pill!?

When her gaze stopped on the final page of the diary, Ice Empress froze completely.

This so-called Seventh-grade Human Transformation Pill could actually allow soul beasts to take human form ahead of time!?

And Cang Lan actually looked down on it...?

What a terrible waste!

One had to know that soul beasts needed to survive a heavenly tribulation every hundred thousand years.

Every heavenly tribulation posed a fatal threat to soul beasts—a near-certain death!

One careless mistake, and they would become a pile of bones beneath the heavenly tribulation, perhaps even leaving no remains behind...

She had already endured four heavenly tribulations. When the fifth tribulation came in ten thousand years, she no longer had any confidence that she could survive it!

The only way was to become human...

Taking human form was her only choice!

But once she took human form, she would lose all her cultivation and become as fragile as an infant, constantly facing the risk of being hunted for her bones and soul rings!!!

Moreover, without strength, living in the Extreme North was no different from walking alongside death!

Yet the Human Transformation Pill could allow soul beasts to evade the heavenly tribulation and directly take human form without losing their cultivation. They might even directly reach adulthood.

Such a Seventh-grade Pill was practically a creation of the gods!

But...

Ice Empress counted them carefully. More than twenty names had been recorded in the diary.

If she wanted this opportunity, she would have to compete with over twenty soul beasts for a spot.

There were too many monks and too little gruel, too many wolves and too little meat!

And who would want to become one of the soul beasts left without a share?

With a thought, Ice Empress's eyes burned with fervent devotion. She stared at the notebook and said excitedly.

"Lord God Lan, do you still need a wife???"

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