You Called Me a Fat Loser When I Confessed, So Why Cry When Monsters Arrive?
Chapter 286

Fine Wine, Fine Poetry, Fine Sword!

1,477 words5 min read0 views9h ago
Next

PS: I've been sick for a few days, but I'm feeling better today, and I've just reached the climax of my writing.

This chapter is amazing and worth reading slowly.

"Calamity Artifact, Desolation Breaker!"

Suddenly the situation changed, and a Startling Thunder fell from the sky, hitting Beast God's hand.

As a result, he had a black war hammer in his hand.

The black runes on the warhammer are shining brightly, thunder is surrounding it, and stars are twinkling.

Calamity Artifact is an artifact made from Chaos Metal. Only Heavenly Torrent Rank is qualified to own it. It is an absolute symbol of identity and strength!

This is not just a weapon, but a real natural disaster!

As soon as Calamity Artifact came out, corpses were everywhere, and everyone was destroyed in all directions.

At this moment, Beast God is holding Desolation Breaker in his hand, standing in the center of the storm, as if he has become the master of heaven and earth!

"Hurry... run away..."

"If we stay here any longer, we will all die!"

"Beast God-sama's power is too terrifying!"

Those Eastern Wilderness Human Race warriors fled in panic. Facing the power of Calamity Artifact, they only felt that they were as insignificant as ants.

The buildings in the city were shattered in the strong wind, the rubble was swept to the sky by the storm, and Thunder Dragon was billowing in the dark clouds. This scene was simply like the end of the world...

"See humans? This is my true power!"

Beast God held Calamity Artifact high, with a calm expression and unwavering eyes.

In his eyes, this human being is already a dead person.

"This world has long been dominated by Calamity. All the gods have been destroyed, and humans also want to stand up? Don't worry, the humans on the mainland will soon come to bury you with you."

Unexpectedly, this human being was not afraid of death, nor did he kneel down and beg as he expected. Instead, his eyes were calm and his face was calm.

"But who told you that without God, man can't do anything?"

"Human? It's up to you!" Beast God smiled contemptuously, "Maybe you think too highly of yourself."

"Ha, I really can't."

Chen Nian is not yet able to compete with the gods as a mortal, and God Descent Technique can only gain divine power for a short period of time.

But someone can do it.

Banished Immortal, Li Bai!

He is also a mortal, but he can enter Daoism through poetry and become Banished Immortal, guarding the restricted area alone for hundreds of years.

Now, Chen Nian can stand on the shoulders of Banished Immortal and be on par with God!

He took out the wine gourd.

This book was given to Su Jinyu by Li Bai when he passed away, but Su Jinyu gave it to Chen Nian on the grounds that he did not drink.

Of course Su Jinyu knows that this wine gourd is not an ordinary thing, and he also wants to give as much benefit to Chen Nian as possible.

Chen Nian pulled out the stopper of the gourd and took a sip of wine.

Strong alcohol went into his throat, and his face was slightly smoky.

A poetic thought arises from the heart and is ready to come out.

"Human, you deserve to die!"

Beast God waved Calamity Artifact Desolation Breaker, and an extremely terrifying power fell from the sky, pressing towards Chen Nian like a divine punishment.

Chen Nian lowered his head and chanted loudly.

"Don't you see me!"

"Yellow River water comes up from the sky and rushes to the sea never to return!"

It is poetry, and it is also Word Spirit.

The terrifying power of Calamity Artifact failed to crush Chen Nian as expected, and was completely eliminated by an invisible force.

"What? This is impossible!" Beast God's pupils trembled, and he turned pale with shock.

If he had been able to do it with ease before, from this moment on, the situation was somewhat out of control.

Human beings can actually block Calamity Artifact?

"Don't you see, the bright mirror in the high hall has sad white hair, and it looks like blue silk in the morning and turns to snow in the evening."

Chen Nian took another sip of wine, slurping, and the wine spilled on his clothes and splashed on the ground.

His face became a little rosy, and his eyes became erratic, but there was a faint white light surrounding his whole body, and he looked inexplicably a little fairy-like.

"Drink!!"

Calamity Artifact fell again, the wind and clouds were turbulent, and thunder and lightning roared.

"To be successful in life, you must have all the joy! Don't let the golden bottle... empty to the moon."

Chen Nian raised a finger at random and blocked the earth-shattering attack.

Immediately, another mouthful of strong wine went down his throat, and he staggered twice.

"I am born with a talent that will be useful. I will come back after all the money I have spent..."

"Hahahahaha!"

Chen Nian looked up to the sky and laughed, a little crazy, but also a little chic.

"What's going on... how did he suddenly have such power? It's just a human... it's impossible!"

Beast God began to launch attacks continuously, and Calamity Artifact continued to stimulate power, using all his strength every time.

Chen Nian paid no attention to him anymore. The white light on his body was enough to resist him. He continued to drink and recite poems, even his eyes were full of drunkenness.

"It is a pleasure to cook sheep and slaughter cattle, and you will have to drink three hundred cups at a time."

"Master Cen, Danqiusheng..."

At this point, the voice suddenly became sonorous and powerful, as if the whole world was resonating with it!

"You're about to drink, don't stop drinking!"

"Sing a song with you, please listen to me."

"The bells, drums, delicacies and jade are not expensive, but I hope I will stay drunk and not wake up."

"In ancient times, all the sages were lonely, only the drinkers left their names."

At this moment, Beast God's attacks continued, but his Calamity Artifact, which could almost destroy the world, looked like a baby's toy in front of Chen Nian.

No matter how hard you try, you can't hurt him at all.

"No... no!"

"Die to me, die!!"

"How can humans possess such power!!!"

Compared to Beast God's gaffe, Chen Nian walked forward leisurely, chanting as he walked.

It seemed that until he finished drinking this pot of wine and finishing reciting this poem, nothing in the world would be attractive to him.

"Prince of Chen In the old days, we had a banquet with Pingle, and we had a lot of fun and drinking."

"What does the master say about having little money? It's up to you to sell it."

"Five-flowered horses, golden furs, and the children will be exchanged for fine wine..."

After chanting here, Chen Nian paused.

The eyes that were blurred by the alcohol suddenly refocused and became fierce.

Beast God was shocked! He subconsciously took two steps back, and an indescribable tremor and fear spread in his heart.

"Selling with you... sorry for eternity!"

As soon as the voice fell, a burst of fresh air rushed into the sky, breaking through the dark clouds thousands of miles away.

A big hole was opened in the sky!

At this time, there seemed to be a heroic voice echoing from the sky. "A good poem should be paired with a good sword!"

In the cave, a blue divine sword slowly poked out.

The divine sword fell like a meteor.

Beast God wanted to escape, but he found that he could not move at all, and the space was solidified by the invisible breath.

"I can't lose, it's impossible!"

Beast God is hard-connected to Calamity Artifact. Strong black energy bursts out from Calamity Artifact, forming layer after layer of defensive barriers.

But the next moment.

Wow----

All defensive barriers shattered in an instant, and Calamity Artifact was torn apart on the spot, shattering into countless black fragments and flying out.

Beast God stood there, motionless, like a stone statue.

"No... it's not... possible..."

His body burst into countless cracks, and green light shot out from the cracks, growing stronger and stronger.

Finally, it exploded with a bang!

Beast God's body turned into thousands of dust, blending into the long yellow sand with the wind.

dead.

The storm disappeared, the dark clouds dispersed, and Sun's thousands of golden lights fell to the ground again.

Chen Nian sat on the ground without any strength.

"Hiccup~"

He let out a belch and smiled for no reason.

"Sir, good wine!"

After reading it, please give me a five-star review. It's not too much to praise the author in the comment area.

End of Chapter
Prev
NovelSummaries
Next

Comments