Ye Feng's hair was disheveled, her eyes bloodshot.
Her entire body trembled from the force of her screaming.
Every word cursed Jiang Yantian.
The presence she exuded surged fiercely. Even a Golden Core Realm cultivator would probably have felt a little uneasy at the sight of her bitter, hate-filled expression.
Just as Ye Feng finished venting, a voice suddenly rang out. "Fuck, I knew you'd curse me behind my back."
"I only pretended to leave!"
Ye Feng shuddered and spun around.
Smack!
A solid, resounding slap landed on Ye Feng's face, knocking her straight onto her backside.
Ye Feng's head rang. She clutched her face, trembling all over with rage.
[Ding, just imagine how much psychological damage one hefty slap inflicted on her. Humiliation Points +5,000]
Jiang Yantian patted her cheek. "Don't curse me behind my back again. I can't stand suffering even the slightest injustice!"
"If I catch you again, I'll sell the story of your severed dick to those storytellers under the bridges in Blazing Flame City!"
"They'll divide what happened to you today into nine episodes and keep telling them in rotation every day. They should draw quite an audience!"
"You... you..."
Ye Feng was so furious she cramped up. She desperately wanted to curse him, but now she knew she had to-endure!
She couldn't give Ye Feng a reason to humiliate her. She couldn't let him damage her Dao heart again.
Jiang Yantian brushed off his black robe. Looking at Ye Feng clutching her face, he suddenly put on a nervous expression. "Senior Brother, why... why are you sitting on the floor? Let me help you up!"
"???" Question marks filled Ye Feng's head.
But when she saw other disciples passing outside the hall, she immediately understood.
Fuck!
Bastard!
The male and female disciples passing outside looked deeply moved.
"Did you see that? Even as an elder, Elder Jiang still loves his former fellow disciples like family. He doesn't put on any airs!"
"Right? He's so wonderful, I could cry!"
"He's handsome, a genius among geniuses, and already a Nascent Soul powerhouse at such a young age. Most importantly, he's so kind!"
"Oh~ I want him~"
A kindly smile remained on Jiang Yantian's face as he supported Ye Feng toward the hall's exit.
In secret, however, one of his hands had already reached her waist and pinched hard!
"Ow~" Ye Feng couldn't hold back her cry.
This was a physical attack that even cultivators couldn't resist.
That howl drew quite a few gazes.
Jiang Yantian hurriedly asked in a nervous voice, "Senior Brother, what's wrong? Did you aggravate your wound?"
The disciples over there also approached to see whether they could help.
At that very instant, Jiang Yantian grabbed Ye Feng's arm and deliberately tugged it outward.
To an onlooker, it looked as though Ye Feng had forcefully shoved Jiang Yantian with her elbow.
Jiang Yantian staggered back two steps.
"Senior Brother, why would you..." Jiang Yantian looked deeply wronged.
"????"
Ye Feng was dumbfounded!
But the sight was more than their fellow disciples could bear.
"Ye Feng, you've gone too far! Senior Brother Jiang is an elder now. Do you have any respect for rank?"
"Elder Jiang kindly helped you for old times' sake, and you climbed right up his nose onto his face! Who do you think you are?"
"Exactly! Elder Jiang is a Nascent Soul powerhouse. Crushing you to death would be easy for him. How can you be so ungrateful?"
"To think I used to admire you as the sect's pride and a sword genius. This fan has turned into a hater!"
Everyone seethed with righteous indignation, itching to vent Jiang Yantian's anger for him.
"It's fine. You may leave!" Jiang Yantian said mildly. "We're just horsing around as fellow disciples. There's no harm done!"
They all bowed with cupped hands. "Yes, Elder!"
As they left, they shot Ye Feng angry looks.
Anyone with eyes could see that Elder Jiang was still protecting Ye Feng.
What a wonderful elder!
Listening to their abuse, then looking at Jiang Yantian's pretense, Ye Feng felt powerless and helpless.
[Ding, the green tea grows fresher while Ye Feng sobs and whimpers. Humiliation Points +10,000]
The more humiliated Ye Feng felt, the happier Jiang Yantian became.
He patted Ye Feng's shoulder and sighed. "Senior Brother, head back to your residence on Azure Mist Peak yourself. I need to return to Elder Peak."
"Don't be nervous. I won't hit you again today. We'll talk tomorrow!"
"Oh, right, what were you bragging about earlier? Senior Sister Tantai admires you? So what if she admires you? What can you do?"
With a villainous cackle, Jiang Yantian vanished on the spot.
"???"
Ye Feng trembled with fury. Gritting her teeth viciously, she finally raised a hand and hammered her own chest. "Fuck!"
Right now, she only wanted to do one thing!
Go back and have a good cry, vent everything, then start over.
She swore to work ten times harder than before. Only then could she avenge her severed dick and reclaim her dignity!
Meanwhile, Jiang Yantian was already atop Elder Peak.
Elder Peak wasn't a mountain where all the elders lived together.
The Mysterious Spirit Sect had twelve peaks in total, corresponding to its twelve lineages.
For instance, the Formation Lineage, Alchemy Lineage, Sword Dao Lineage, Beast Taming Lineage, Artifact Refining Lineage...
Each peak was divided into three sections.
Attendant Elders lived at the summit, Protector Elders halfway up, and Executive Elders at the foot.
Jiang Yantian held the highest position in the Law Enforcement Lineage and was one of the Attendant Elders. Beneath him were the Law Enforcement Hall's Protector Elders and Executive Elders!
His mountain was called Elder Peak simply because Jiang Yantian couldn't be bothered to name it.
Unlike the others, with their fancy names like Parasol Tree Peak and Azure Mist Peak.
It wasn't as though he would hole up here for his entire life anyway.
Still, Jiang Yantian's living environment was indeed very comfortable.
At the summit lay a broad, level clearing, a wooden cottage, a bamboo grove, and a pond.
In his free time, he could raise chickens in the courtyard, barbecue, and fish.
Inviting a few junior sisters from the sect up to keep the music playing and the dancing going was very pleasant too.
When the mood struck, he could also go into the bamboo grove to listen to the junior sisters play music.
Where did the fair one teach...
Jiang Yantian reclined on a bamboo chair in the courtyard, his hands behind his head and a bamboo twig between his lips.
"System buddy, open the panel!"
[Ding, opening!] [Host: Jiang Yantian] [Cultivation: Nascent Soul Middle Stage] [Professions: fifth-grade Alchemist, fifth-grade Artifact Refiner, fifth-grade Formation Master, fifth-grade Beast Tamer...] [Physiques: indestructible demonic physique, cauldron physique of using Yang to supplement Yin!] [Cultivation arts: Devouring Demonic Art, Purple Firmament Thunder Art, Great Reincarnation, Ancient Array of Myriad Spirits!] [Divine Abilities: Dharma Manifestation of Heaven and Earth, Heaven and Earth Dharma Form, Demon Kingdom in the Palm] [Martial skills: Reincarnation of Destruction, Flowing Clouds' Illusory Extinction, Severing Souls and Seizing Spirits...] [Devil/Divine Artifacts: Yang-Extinguishing Saber, Nine Nether Fine Steel Chain, Hand of the Fallen Angel] [Lifebound Law Treasure: Heaven-Suppressing Pearl] [Devil Beast: Scarlet Flame Golden Suanni Beast] [Current accumulated Humiliation Points: 356,000!] [300,000 Humiliation Points can advance you to the Nascent Soul Late Stage. Break through?] [Alternatively, the host may accumulate five million Humiliation Points to redeem a background!]
"No breakthrough for now. This protagonist is so lousy that Nascent Soul cultivation is already enough to crush him. I'll save them to exchange for other little toys to have fun with."
"But what does redeeming a background mean?"
[Exactly what it says. For example, you may redeem the position of elder in the top-tier sect, the Shadowless Palace, or Holy Son of the Pilgrimage Pavilion...]
"Holy shit, that's so user-friendly! You can buy those positions!"
"I can't afford them now anyway. I'll redeem one later."
Jiang Yantian stood up, and with a thought,
a weapon instantly appeared in his hand!
"So this Yang-Extinguishing Saber is a three-pointed, double-edged blade! Isn't that Erlang Shen's weapon?"
Jiang Yantian examined the shaft in his hand, which glowed blood-red all over. Its tip formed a three-pronged blade, with cutting edges on both sides.
It was incomparably sharp, its cold gleam fully revealed.
Jiang Yantian couldn't wait to try it out. His movements were nimble and his footwork vigorous, the Yang-Extinguishing Saber turning into streaks of blood-red light as he moved.
Every swing carried the force of ten thousand thunderbolts. Wherever its tip pointed, it sliced through the air with a shrill whistle.
"So... flashy!" Jiang Yantian couldn't bear to put this Devil Artifact down.
"Huh? Young Master, does dressing like this make me look very... slutty?"
A sweet, lilting voice rang out.