After Giving Up and Slacking Off, a Slacker Becomes Everyone's Darling Through Mind Reading
Chapter 55

A box of condoms: An Yubei's mortifying moment

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Hearing Lu Jinsheng's words, An Yubei had no time to react. Ji Shang, who followed closely behind, put his arm around An Yubei's shoulders and said, "Let's go live in a courtyard house, not here."

Ji Shang grabbed An Yubei and walked out, directly bumping into Ji Dongsheng who had just walked over.

"What's going on? You went to the wrong dormitory."

Ji Dongsheng took a look at the house number, and there was nothing wrong with it. It was dormitory 444.

But this house number is really "lucky".

Ji Shang said, "No, the dormitory environment is not very good and not suitable for Xiao Bei to live in."

In fact, there is a green tea spirit in the room, always trying to trick his little baby.

I usually can't stand it, but Xiao Bei would be in danger if they lived together.

"I said this is not possible. The conditions are too bad. The toilet is public and you have to go outside to take a shower. It is very inconvenient."

"Let's go, Xiao Bei and his father are going to live in a courtyard house. Isn't a mansion worth hundreds of millions of dollars more comfortable than this?"

There are also new dormitories in A University, but animal husbandry students are not taken seriously, so they are assigned to the oldest and shabbiest dormitory.

There are very few freshmen who do not live on campus. Basically, they start living out in their sophomore year.

An Yubei doesn't want to stand out and not fit in with others, so he still wants to live on campus.

An Yubei was busy working part-time in his previous life, so he didn't have a good relationship with his classmates and was often ostracized. In this life, he doesn't want to be the one being ostracized.

An Yubei stood still, "Dad, brother, this is not as bad as you said, it's actually pretty good."

An Yubei I was a person who lived in a basement in my previous life. It was dark and damp and never saw the light all year round. Isn't this much better than that?

"Okay, okay, I'll do the rest myself, and you guys should go back and rest early!"

"Thank you dad and brother for sending me here, okay! I love you!"

An Yubei took his luggage, said goodbye to Ji Shang and Ji Dongsheng and walked into the dormitory.

Ji Shang and Ji Dongsheng walked downstairs, still feeling uncomfortable.

"Dad, if you can stop Xiao Bei from living on campus, I will lift the freeze on your assets."

Ji Dongsheng:"???"

And this is a good thing, sowing dissension is my specialty.

Ji Dongsheng smiled slightly, made an OK gesture and said, "Okay! I promise to complete the task."

"But before that, can you give me some money first? I paid back the Lao Wang money."

It's best to give him more, because he still has to buy a new watch to trick people!

Ji Shang transferred a large amount of money to Ji Dongsheng. Ji Dongsheng jumped up and down happily and said excitedly, "Ji Shang, you will be my biological son from now on."

Ji Shang:"???"

Wasn't it the case before?

Here An Yubei entered the dormitory, put down his luggage and then asked, "Lu Jinsheng why don't you study finance?"

An Yubei What comes to mind is that if Lu Jinsheng doesn't study finance, how will Lu family inherit the family property in the future?

Can I still manage a company by learning how to raise pigs?

The gap between managing pigs and managing people is not that big.

Lu Jinsheng came over and asked, "Don't Xiao Bei want to be my classmate?"

"Not really." In fact, it's quite happy to have someone I know in the new environment, but An Yubei thinks it's a pity for Lu Jinsheng to learn how to raise pigs.

He should have a better future, unlike him who has been lying flat in this life and can do whatever he loves.

"Then what are you struggling with? Is it important to learn something? What I want right now is the most important thing."

An Yubei asked curiously, "What do you want?"

Lu Jinsheng was about to speak when a cute and cute girl walked in.

The girl is wearing a Lolita tutu skirt, with double ponytails on her head, and her makeup is exquisite and very cute.

An Yubei and Lu Jinsheng stared wide-eyed and said together, "Classmate, have you gone to the wrong dormitory? This is the men's dormitory."

The girl spoke in a standard thick male voice, "No, I will stay in this dormitory."

Seeing the shock in their eyes, the boy introduced himself, "My name is Zhao Fei, and I am a female anchor. Don't worry, I am a pure man."

"What do you call me?"

Before he could speak, a whistle sounded from behind Zhao Fei, "Swarthy, this sister is so beautiful. Does she have a boyfriend? Brother, I can be your boyfriend!"

As he said this, he put down the sack on his body and showed off his muscles.

"Sister, look at brother, does he feel safe?"

Zhao Fei rolled his eyes, "I am a pure man."

The boy behind him was so frightened that he almost fell down, and then said aggrievedly, "Mom, I fell out of love just after I fell in love."

Zhao Fei stretched out his hand, "Hello, my name is Zhao Fei, I am a cross-dressing anchor."

The tendon boy stood up straight in an instant and shook his hand back. "Hello, my name is Wang Meng."

Then he looked at Lu Jinsheng and An Yubei and asked, "What are you two called?"

After An Yubei and Lu Jinsheng introduced themselves, Wang Meng suddenly grabbed Lu Jinsheng's hand and asked, "Are you the number one pick?"

"Oh my god, you are really a brilliance, a brilliant person, and a great success for us. I have admired you for a long time."

Zhao Fei rolled his eyes, "Are you sure your idioms were not taught by the uncle at the school gate? They are too stupid."

Wang Meng giggled innocently, "Don't pay attention to these details. It's the first time I see a top student. I'm quite excited."

"By the way, Xueba, why can't you imagine that we are suffering?"

Everyone knows that the Department of Animal Husbandry A University is a major that is about to be abandoned. It has no development prospects at all and is completely a make-up major.

Students who can study in this major just want a graduation certificate with the name A University, which has little value.

Lu Jinsheng glanced at An Yubei and said, "I came here for a talent."

Zhao Fei said in surprise, "Is it for our flower Sun Ruochu?"

Lu Jinsheng:"...?"

An Yubei:"...!"

Did the heroine change her name?

Wang Meng Bagua said, "It's only the first day of school, and the flowers have already appeared? Doesn't it look good?"

"Absolutely comparable to celebrity looks and devilish figure."

Wang Meng Siha said, "Wow, it's my favorite."

"You don't have to think about it, you are definitely not her type."

Zhao Fei is a smart person who knows everything, and he is also a person who loves to inquire. It is only the first day of school, and he already knows a lot about the gossip on campus.

"I'm telling you, Xihua was targeted by a bastard from our profession."

"I heard that when that bastard was in high school, he carried family planning supplies in his pocket every day and they were everywhere in the dormitory. He was a playboy and went to college for no other reason than to harm little girls."

"He also threatened to use up a thousand family planning supplies in four years of college."

Wang Meng complained, "You are so fierce, aren't you afraid of kidney deficiency?"

"Who knows?" Zhao Fei said, "So, don't fight for a woman with a bastard, or you'll get beaten easily."

After chatting for a while, Wang Meng suggested that everyone sort them by age so that they can be addressed in the future.

Wang Meng is the oldest, followed by Lu Jinsheng, Zhao Fei is third, and An Yubei is the youngest.

After sorting things out, the four of them started to sort things out.

An Yubei's things were all organized by Lao Wang, he just needs to take them out.

When he took out a thermos cup, Zhao Fei came over and said, "Damn, Fourth Brother, your family is so rich? A water cup costs 200,000?"

Wang Meng came over to join in the fun, "What kind of water glass is so valuable? Is it rimmed with gold?"

An Yubei really doesn't know the price of the thermos cup. These are all prepared by Ji Shang.

"It shouldn't be that expensive! My brother prepared these. I don't know the price."

Zhao Fei was surprised again. "Holy shit, with the things in your suitcase, you can buy a two-bedroom apartment in the Second Ring Road of Beijing. I would like to ask, does your brother still need a younger brother?"

An Yubei:"...?"

If what Zhao Fei said is true, then it's too expensive!

Zhao Fei stared at the cookie box hidden in the corner again, "This biscuit is a snack directly supplied to the royal family of Country Y. It cannot be bought outside."

Zhao Fei licked his lips and said, "Can I have a piece of it, my fourth brother?"

An Yubei handed the cookie box to Zhao Fei, "Eat it, as much as you like."

Wang Meng came over and said, "Then I want to try a piece too. I'm more curious about what the royal family eats."

Zhao Fei carefully tore off the packaging, for fear of damaging the exquisite packaging box.

Wang Meng looked anxious, grabbed it and tore it apart, saying, "You are so careful about a box, why don't you just tear it open?"

With that said, Wang Meng pulled open the cookie box vigorously, and all the family planning supplies stuffed in the cookie box fell out.

Everyone in the dormitory was dumbfounded, looking at the countless family planning supplies in a daze.

You can hear needle drops in the dormitory.

Zhao Fei said in surprise, "Fourth, are you the bastard who threatened to use a thousand family planning supplies?"

An Yubei's cheeks turned red when he realized what it was.

Mom, the society is dead.

Can anyone tell me why this is in my suitcase?

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