This conspiracy theory made Peter laugh all day long.
"So, you really have nothing to say?" MJ took a sip of coffee and looked sideways at Peter.
There's really nothing to say, MJ." Peter shrugged, "I was just transported to a parallel world, where I was about fifty years old. I had long ceased to be Spider-Man, and was now a forensic expert. I stayed there for three months, and I only managed to come back with the help of Fantastic Five and a mage."
Liz rolled his eyes. "Mage? Who are you lying to?"
Peter raised his eyebrows, reached out and tapped the coffee cup on the table.
An extremely fine Scarlet light filament flew out from his fingertips, wrapped around Liz's coffee cup, and gently pulled it in front of him.
MJ and Liz's eyes suddenly widened.
"Whip of Valtorr." Peter hit the Snap and took back Magic, winking proudly, "The last spell that the master taught me took me a long time to master."
"You... you really know how to Magic?!" MJ screamed in a low voice.
"Low-key, low-key." Peter waved his hand, "Brother is so versatile."
Liz came over with curiosity on his face. "What about you who are fifty years old? Are you married? Do you have a wife and children?"
This question made Peter slightly stunned.
Both MJ and Liz stared at him, waiting for the answer. Peter knew in his heart that he could never tell the truth. MJ had just started dating Mark, and their relationship was going smoothly. If he said now, "The girl from the parallel world who came to us before is actually our biological daughter in the future," this cafe would probably be demolished.
Peter shook his head. "No, I have been living alone there, and I also have an extremely ugly goatee."
"What about us?" Liz asked, "Did you see us over there?"
"No." Peter continued to make up lies, "The future me thinks it's better for me to know less about that world, so as not to feel uncomfortable when I leave."
MJ sighed, "Well... I'm quite curious about what I can become in the future."
"What else can you do? Become a big star." Liz joked, "Didn't you just get the lead role in a new drama?"
The three of them chatted as usual and shared their current situation. Liz complained about Johnny who took her on a date with Florida, but was attacked by a crocodile and had to become a Pyro hero to save the beauty; MJ happily told interesting stories about the crew.
Just when Peter was about to pay the bill, an emergency report suddenly appeared on the news on the wall-mounted TV in the cafe.
A serious bombing attack occurred at State of California, and the terrorist "The Mandarin" claimed responsibility. In the TV screen, Tony·Stark directly challenged the Mandarin face-to-face in front of cameras across the United States, and even reported the address of his mansion on the spot!
Peter looked at the news and took a deep breath.
"Iron Man 3" officially opens.
"Tony... will he be okay?" MJ asked worriedly as he walked out of the cafe.
"He can't die." Peter took out his tablet computer, "Sassy, call Pepper and ask Spider-Man to come over and respond."
"Sir, don't you need to inform Mr. Stark first?" Sassy asked.
"No, that guy's temper is as hard as a rock, and he won't listen even if I say it."
Liz watched Peter walk towards the modified car parked on the roadside. "You want to go California?"
"Yes." Peter opened the car door, "Tony helped me upgrade my suit and gave me such a great artificial intelligence assistant--"
"That's necessary, I am the best girl in the world." Sassy's voice floated out from the car stereo at the right time. Peter has been teaching her a little bit of "human personality" recently, and it seems to have remarkable results.
"I owe him a favor." Peter waved to the two girls, "You don't have to wait for me to eat."
After saying that, he started the car and drove away from the block.
Behind him, MJ could faintly complain, "I still want to take a ride with him..."
Peter drove the car into a secluded dead end, and then decisively turned on the flight mode. The whole car lifted off vertically, then turned on the anti-radar invisible barrier, turned into an invisible ghost, and flew towards Malibu at full speed.
"How long does it take to get to Malibu?" Peter asked.
The on-board AI Doc replied, "Sir, it will take four hours to fly at full speed."
"Okay. Sassy, give Susan a call and inform your family that I have an urgent business trip." Peter pinched his temples, it seemed that he had to rely on lies to save the world again.
Four hours later.
The modified car successfully flew over Malibu. Peter took a nap in the car and felt refreshed at the moment. He had already put on the repaired Spider battle suit, and his whole person had a completely new look.
"Sir, we have arrived directly above the Mr. Stark mansion." Sassy reminded.
Peter looked down through the car window. The luxury villa on the cliffside was surrounded by news helicopters.
"Sassy, can you hack into the on-board systems of those helicopters?"
"Are you kidding, sir, are you questioning my ability?" Sassy was full of confidence.
"Very good." Peter flexed his wrist, "I'll go down, and you and Doc stay up there to keep watch. The Mandarin has a group of armed helicopters disguised as news helicopters. Once a unit carrying a heavy Rocket launcher is found, directly seize control and smash them all into the sea!"
"Understood, wish you good luck, Spider-Man."
Peter opened the door and jumped directly out of the modified car hovering above the roof!
He fell several meters, rolled over as he approached the roof to relieve his force, and stood up steadily.
Bang bang bang!
Almost the moment he landed, more than twenty automatic anti-aircraft Rocket cannons suddenly popped up from all around the roof, locking him firmly.