A Hundred Thousand Years of Immortality
Chapter 408

Bad People Grew Old

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Su Yi Of course, I'm not so perverted as to forcefully pluck out people's hair in order to make a fan, but that's still a bit too much Diandian.

"If there is any, I will give it to you." Tantai Yue pouted, really afraid that Su Yi would let her return to her true form if she disagreed with her, and then start plucking her hair.

Shedding hair does not mean that it will fall out all at once and then grow back directly. It is not impossible to occasionally lose one or two hairs and then collect them together to get Su Yi.

Su Yi said that making a fan suddenly came to mind, but it does not necessarily mean that he must make one right away.

"You can keep it for now. Judging from the way you look, you probably often trade hair for food."

"You often trade hair for food." After two days of contact, Tantai Yue dared to talk back to Su Yi.

Su Yi was not angry as expected, he just said, "I've seen it twice, don't you have any other good things about you?"

"Of course... not anymore!" Tantai Yue looked at Su Yi warily, just like those little lolita who met a strange worm. Such a powerful god actually thought of pulling out her hair to make a fan. If you tell him that he has other treasures, who knows if he will have any bad ideas?

Su Yi no longer asked her, but asked Long Wen: "Longlong, everyone knows that you can use feathers to pay off your food, so you have nothing to offer?"

Long Wen said dullly, "Her feathers will fall off. She usually hides so many, so it doesn't matter. My scales won't fall off."

Su Yi narrowed his eyes and said, "So, she usually hides a lot of feathers?"

Long Wen was about to speak, but Tantai Yue had already pounced on him and hit him on the head. "Are you stupid? Just say whatever I ask you."

Long Wen received a beating and realized that he had said the wrong thing. Then he looked at Su Yi aggrievedly. "She only hid two."

Obviously, this is already three hundred taels of silver here. If there are really only two, Tantai Yue will not call Long Wen.

After Tantai Yue finished beating Long Wen, he said to Su Yi, "I only have a dozen of them now, and I can't make a fan for you."

Su Yi smiled and said, "I won't ask for your things in vain. Let's do this. I'll give you one Elixir in exchange for a hundred feathers."

Tantai Yue curled his lips with some disdain and said, "You Elixir are worth a hundred feathers from me?"

Su Yi thought for a while, then took out a small jade bottle and said, "Dragon Blood Pill made from the essence and blood of Ying Long."

Tantai Yue stared at the small jade bottle in Su Yi's hand, trying to sense the breath of Elixir inside, but found that the small jade bottle completely blocked the breath of Elixir.

"Ying Long is made from blood essence? Are you lying to a three-year-old child?" Tantai Yue's eyes never left the jade bottle in Su Yi's hand. It was obvious that she quite believed what Su Yi said.

Thinking about it, with his identity as Su Yi, he shouldn't be able to lie to her.

Su Yi chuckled, put Elixir away, and said, "Forget it if you don't believe me!"

Yujia gave birth to Ying Long, and Ying Long gave birth to Phoenix.

And Tantai Yue was also born from a phoenix. Speaking of which, Ying Long is still her ancestor.

If the Elixir in Su Yi's hands is really refined from the blood of Ying Long, then this Elixir can definitely help her break through to an unprecedented level again.

But how could Su Yi have such a thing?

Ying Long's essence and blood!

If Su Yi really has such a thing, why don't you eat it?

Even if Immortal Realm's God King Immortal Emperor got this magical elixir, it must be regarded as a treasure. Su Yi actually exchanged it with Tantai Yue for a hundred feathers?

But to put it bluntly, if Su Yi really wants her feathers, with his strength, he can directly knock Tantai Yue back to his original shape, and he can pluck out the hair on his body as much as he wants, and even make another pot of spicy chicken meat.

Thinking of this, Tantai Yue finally believed it.

"I believe it! Isn't it just a hundred feathers?" Tantai Yue gritted his teeth and said, "I'll give it to you tomorrow!"

Su Yi smiled, gestured with his hand, and said, "I want this long one, not the shorter one."

He just said it casually, but he didn't expect this little girl to actually agree.

In this case, let's give this Elixir to her. It's been there for tens of thousands of years anyway, and it's useless to practice it for fun.

As the clerk of the Thirteenth Bureau, he needs a more ordinary magic weapon now. It is a bit too scary to take out the things in Universe in the Sleeve.

Why not just use the feathers of this little phoenix to make a fan for daily use.

If Tantai Yue knew that Su Yi thought so, he would be so angry that he would beat Long Wen again.

Su Yi wanted to use her feathers to make a fan because her feathers were quite ordinary.

Do you call this ordinary?

Along the way, Tantai Yue was tangled and depressed and didn't speak, and Long Wen was also silent. They were almost home, and Long Wen couldn't help but ask, "Well... Mr. Su, do you think I have anything I can change?"

Su Yi looked at Long Wen and said, "You don't shed hair."

Long Wen almost stopped crying.

In the past, he always laughed at Tantai Yue's hair loss, but now he discovered that hair loss is not a bad thing.

Seeing Long Wen's pitiful appearance, Su Yi also became playful and said with a smile, "Elixir, I have two of them. Otherwise, you can discuss it with Yueyue and see if she can come up with another hundred feathers. I'll give you another one. What do you think?"

When Long Wen heard what he said, his eyes lit up at first, and then his eyes fell on Tantai Yue. Those eyes were clearly praying for something...

"Damn servant! What are you thinking about? Two hundred? Are you really going to pluck out all the hair on my tail?" Tantai Yue subconsciously took two steps back.

Long Wen said in a low voice, "Why don't we just pull it out in one place?"

Tantai Yue glared at him. "Didn't you hear that he only wants it that long?"

There were stars in Long Wen's eyes, and he just looked at Tantai Yue without saying anything.

The two little guys were staring at each other in the yard.

Su Yi stretched and said, "You guys can discuss it slowly. I'll go to bed first."

After saying that, I went back to the house, closed the door and went to sleep.

It wasn't until half an hour later that Su Yi heard the voices of Tantai Yue and Long Wen coming from the yard.

Tantai Yue: "You've made your choice! You want it to be this long! It won't work if it's longer, and it won't work if it's too short, so don't waste it."

Long Wen: "Yeah! I looked carefully."

Tantai Yue: "Ouch! Pull it out gently! Are you stupid?"

"Then you can't pull it out gently."

Tantai Yue seemed a little angry and said, "Then can you not pick out the hair in one place?"

Long Wen was also very aggrieved. "Didn't you say it would be that long?"

Su Yi heard the sound coming from the yard, smiled without saying a word, and fell asleep comfortably.

Su Yi's behavior fully proves that sentence: It's not the old people who are bad! It's really the bad people who are getting older.

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