A Hundred Thousand Years of Immortality
Chapter 8

You're in Big Trouble

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Yu Huiyin had lived the life of a pampered young lady since childhood. She had always been the one ordering others around, but today, things had truly taken a full one-hundred-and-eighty-degree turn.

Photocopying an ID, opening a car door, and now she even had to buy daily necessities for him?

Although her grandfather had told her to satisfy any request Su Yi made, was Su Yi planning to use her as a maid?

To think that the dignified young lady of the Yu family would encounter something like this. Her composure was gradually starting to shatter.

Yu Huiyin clenched her delicate fists, but in the end, she took out her phone and called her younger brother.

"Yu Xinghe, where are you?"

"Sis? What is it? I'm... in class."

Yu Xinghe had gotten dead drunk the night before and was still fast asleep with his head buried. The instant his phone rang, he almost cursed, but when he saw the name on the caller ID, he instantly chickened out.

Yu Huiyin snorted coldly. "Cut the crap. It's Sunday. What class do you have? I'm outside the men's dorm. Get down here!"

"I... no, Sis, what are you doing at the dorm? I'll be right down."

Yu Xinghe was someone who feared neither heaven nor earth, but he feared his sister. At Yu Huiyin's words, he hurriedly got dressed, splashed water on his face, and rushed downstairs.

Countless people in the men's dorm were watching Yu Huiyin from above. A goddess had come to the men's dorm in person. Even if they couldn't get her, they could at least feast their eyes.

"What the hell are you looking at? Turn your heads away, all of you!" Yu Xinghe was an undisputed tyrant at school. Seeing those stinking losers staring at his sister, he immediately started cursing.

Not one of those he cursed at dared let out so much as a fart. They could only silently turn their heads back.

"Little brother-in-law, what's the rush? Is my wife here?"

Of course, there were also people at school who weren't afraid of Yu Xinghe, and one actually teased him.

"Fuck off, Yang Wei! You think you're fit to be my brother-in-law? Go piss yourself a puddle and take a good look at your reflection!"

"Hehe! What a temper, Young Master Yu. You probably haven't heard, but that dumbass Zhao Yin confessed to your sister just now and got rejected."

Yu Xinghe gave him the middle finger. "Which of you pieces of trash is good enough for my sister? Stop fucking wasting your time! I can't be bothered talking crap with you. Go eat shit in the toilet!"

Yu Xinghe lived in Room 409. After cursing at the people in the corridor, he hurried downstairs. Along the way, every male student who saw him stepped aside. No one dared provoke the Yu family's young master.

When he rushed to the second-floor stairs, he happened to encounter Su Yi coming up.

Su Yi was walking in the middle of the stairs. Seeing someone rushing down, he stepped a little to the side, but the space he gave was far less than what the others had given. This was the first time Yu Xinghe had encountered someone so blind to the situation. He actually wasn't clearing the way for him?

As he rushed down, he glanced at Su Yi. Just as the two were about to pass each other, he suddenly reached out to shove Su Yi.

Su Yi instinctively dodged. Yu Xinghe's hand caught empty air, and he nearly tumbled straight down the stairs. Luckily, he had trained before. After stumbling a couple of steps, he finally steadied himself.

He turned and gave Su Yi a long look, jabbed a finger at him twice, then left him alone and continued downstairs. It was quite clear, however, that he had marked this person down.

After Yu Xinghe went downstairs, a male student at the stairwell who had witnessed everything said to Su Yi, "Bro, you've got really bad luck. Yu Xinghe's got his eye on you. Hurry up and transfer schools."

"Huh? But I didn't do anything?" Su Yi was a little bewildered. He really hadn't done anything just now. Had that young man already started holding a grudge against him?

The student pursed his lips and shook his head. "It's not about whether you've done anything. It's about whether he wants to do something to you."

Su Yi asked, "You said that person just now was called Yu Xinghe?"

"No way! You don't even know Yu Xinghe? Are you new?" The student's eyes widened. "You just got here and he's already got his eye on you. The feng shui of your ancestral graves must be pretty bad!"

"Ahem!" Su Yi really didn't know where his ancestral graves were. After all, when he first opened his eyes, he had been the only person in the world. Even those gods and Buddhas had come after him.

The student said regretfully, "All I can say is, you're done for! Why not slip away before he gets back? Don't bother studying here anymore. You won't be able to anyway." His gaze was full of sympathy as he looked at Su Yi. At the same time, he wondered just how unlucky this guy was. He had offended Yu Xinghe as soon as he arrived. There was no way he could get by here now.

Su Yi asked with a smile, "What's Yu Xinghe's relationship with Yu Huiyin?"

The student said, "Yu Huiyin is his older sister! Don't tell me you know Young Lady Yu?"

Su Yi nodded. "I do. I just asked Yu Huiyin to go buy some things for me."

"..." The student froze for a full three seconds. When he looked at Su Yi again, his gaze was like someone showing concern for the intellectually disabled.

"Young Lady Yu is buying things for you? Bro, how few peanuts did you eat to get this drunk? I'm done talking to you. You'd better pray for yourself." With that, the student headed upstairs on his own. He didn't want too much involvement with a lunatic and walking disaster like Su Yi.

Su Yi had also asked where Room 306 was. It was on the third floor, so he slowly headed upstairs too.

"Holy shit! Why are you following me?" The student ahead had already reached the door to Room 306 when he realized Su Yi was actually following him.

What the hell!

If Yu Xinghe mistakenly thought he had something to do with this guy, wouldn't he get dragged into the same bad luck?

"Is this Room 306?" Su Yi looked up at the room number.

"Are you blind? Hurry up and leave! You're blind, stupid, and unlucky. Every extra minute you stay at school puts you in that much more danger." With that, the student entered the room and prepared to shut the door.

Who would have thought Su Yi would put his foot against the door?

"This is where I'm staying." Su Yi gave the student a friendly smile.

Every time he woke up, he would quickly adapt to his new identity. Now he was a student, and the boy before him was his roommate.

"Fuck!" The student's eyes nearly popped out. "There's no way it's that much of a coincidence, right?"

Su Yi smiled. "It really is."

The student still showed no intention of opening the door, his face filled with misery. "Bro, please don't mess with me, okay? I'm begging you. Switch rooms. Don't drag us down with you!"

"Don't worry. It'll be fine," Su Yi said. "Maybe Yu Xinghe has gone to buy things for me?"

"Ha! Haha! Bro, you're pretty funny. You didn't really come out of 65 North Street, did you?" The student gave a dazed laugh. He was completely beside himself.

Yu Xinghe was buying things for him?

Just how carefree was this guy?

Su Yi asked, "What is that place?"

"A mental hospital! Fuck, you really are nuts!" The student couldn't help shouting into the room, "Wake up, all of you! We've got a lunatic in our room."

A dorm room housed four people as standard. Besides this student, two other people currently lived in Room 306. Both had been asleep, but his shouting woke them right up.

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