For fuck's sake, you can't even afford a fifty-thousand-yuan car, so why the fuck did you come to a dealership? Liu Yang was filled with the urge to curse.
He took a deep breath, suppressed his displeasure, and said with a stiff smile, "Sir, is it not quite to your liking?"
Lin Fei gave a hum of assent.
He really wasn't satisfied.
"Then... shall we look at another?" Liu Yang smiled insincerely.
That was what he said, but inwardly, he was thinking, Look at another, my ass, you broke bastard! Stop wasting my fucking time. Hurry home, wash up, and go to bed!
"Lead the way." Lin Fei habitually clasped his hands behind his back and spoke indifferently.
The pose left Liu Yang dumbfounded, and a sense of admiration welled up from the bottom of his heart-Fucking impressive. In all my years working here, this is the first time I've seen someone with no money put on such airs!
Do you think you're some lofty expert in a xianxia TV drama? Liu Yang grumbled inwardly, feeling that this bizarre pauper had supplied him with an entire day's worth of things to mock.
Seething with resentment, he walked ahead and soon brought Lin Fei to another vehicle.
This one was even more ridiculous.
A Wuling Hongguang. A minivan.
Liu Yang rallied himself, determined to get rid of this pauper quickly rather than waste his chance to serve other big-spending customers.
Without even changing his sales pitch, he said without hesitation, "Sir, I think this vehicle suits your bearing better!"
Lin Fei fell silent for a moment.
What bearing?
The Celestial Venerable of Ten Thousand Sages roaming around in a minivan, its doors and windows rattling and clattering at high speeds... did that show much bearing?
"Do you have any idea what's going on?" Lin Fei frowned and gave Liu Yang a sidelong glance, feeling that he was simply wasting his time.
Full of displeasure, Liu Yang said with a smile that never reached his eyes, "Sir, we don't have any cheaper vehicles here. If you don't intend to buy anything, I suggest you leave right away and stop interfering with my work."
Lin Fei's gaze chilled slightly, and he sneered. "Take me to see the most expensive types of cars."
Holy shit, you're fucking addicted to putting on airs now?
Unable to bear it any longer, Liu Yang immediately raised his voice. "What's there to look at? Can you afford them? You have no fucking money, yet you're putting on airs and wasting my time. Is there something wrong with your brain?"
Lin Fei instantly looked at Liu Yang and said coldly, "You're courting death."
Under normal circumstances, no human would deliberately go out of their way to crush an ant-unless that ant provoked them first.
With just that single glance, Liu Yang felt a chill radiate from his soul, as though he had been plunged into an ice cellar in the depths of winter. The blood throughout his body was on the verge of freezing!
Just then, Liu Yang's voice also drew the attention of the others.
"What happened?" A female employee in a business skirt suit hurried over, her high heels clicking against the floor.
The security guard nearby also looked over.
Only when Lin Fei turned to look at the female employee did the terrifying chill engulfing Liu Yang instantly vanish.
Only then did he realize that he had broken out in a cold sweat, with even his back soaked through.
Liu Yang's mind was blank, and he had yet to recover from his terror. It had felt like suppression born of a hierarchy between species, even more terrifying than the intimidation a mouse felt upon seeing a cat, or a rabbit upon seeing an eagle!
As though he were nothing more than an... ant!
How the fuck is that possible?! His own neurotic thoughts made Liu Yang laugh in anger.
He wiped the beads of sweat from his face, humiliated and furious at his earlier reaction, which only made him even more displeased with Lin Fei.
"Xiao Zhong, stay out of this. Just call security to throw him out. This nutcase came to buy a car, but he can't even afford a Wuling Hongguang, and he still wants me to show him the most expensive types of cars! Tell me, isn't he deliberately looking for trouble?" Liu Yang spoke angrily, seemingly hoping for their approval, seeking that little shred of laughable validation.
Xiao Zhong frowned and looked at Lin Fei.
Unconcerned, Lin Fei merely smiled faintly. "I've long heard that certain dealerships have problems with their service. They certainly live up to their reputation."
Liu Yang glared and shouted, "Who has problems with their service? Didn't I show you cars? You can't even afford a cheap car, yet you want to see the most expensive ones. Are you sick in the head?!"
Seeing things taking a bad turn, Xiao Zhong immediately stepped between them and gave Lin Fei an apologetic smile. "Sir, please don't be angry. Brother Yang was just a little hotheaded for a moment. Please don't take it to heart!"
Having said that, she immediately turned to Liu Yang. "Brother Yang, why don't you go back to the front desk? I'll help you take care of the customer here."
Liu Yang snorted and turned his head away disdainfully. "Fine, Xiao Zhong. Since you've put it that way, I'll leave him to you."
"Sure," Xiao Zhong answered, joking to ease the atmosphere. "As long as Brother Yang doesn't blame me for stealing his sale and taking the commission that should have been his."
Liu Yang burst out laughing, cast a sidelong glance at Lin Fei, and said mockingly, "Xiao Zhong, I'm afraid you won't be getting any commission. You'll just have your time wasted for nothing."
Lin Fei remained utterly unruffled, not even bothering to acknowledge their conversation. "Take me to see the Rolls-Royces."
Xiao Zhong was dumbfounded. Did this customer really talk that big?
Liu Yang laughed even more brazenly. "Hear that, Xiao Zhong? I told you this guy was a nutcase. You'd better believe it!"
He patted Xiao Zhong's shoulder and said sympathetically, "Take your time dealing with him."
Lin Fei waved impatiently, as though shooing away a fly. "Get lost. You're wasting my time."
He looked straight at Xiao Zhang. "Lead the way."
Liu Yang's expression instantly darkened, and anger clouded his mind. "If you can fucking afford a Rolls-Royce, I'll get on my knees and kowtow to you today!"
Lin Fei merely told Xiao Zhong, "Ignore her," then went to look at a Rolls-Royce.
But Lin Fei still felt it wasn't quite satisfactory. Even though he had mentally prepared himself and knew it couldn't compare to the cultivation world's flying magical treasures, the gap was simply too vast.
He asked to see the most expensive car in the dealership, making Xiao Zhong inwardly groan as well.
She had merely felt that Liu Yang's service attitude was problematic and wanted to smooth things over. Now, she too felt that Lin Fei had come to make fools of them.
Forcing a smile, Xiao Zhong gestured invitingly. "Sir, this way. Our dealership has a limited-edition Bugatti Veyron. Even the boss never expected to sell it. It's mainly here for display, so naturally, the price..."
Lin Fei cut her off. "Price is no problem."
The corner of Xiao Zhong's mouth twitched slightly, but in the end, she nodded with an awkward smile.
This Bugatti Veyron was supremely luxurious, with a streamlined silver metal body. Every aspect of its performance had reached the pinnacle of current automotive engineering. As the salespeople jokingly put it in private, it was "an airplane on land."
Of course, its price was astronomical too.
Twenty-five million.
Yet Lin Fei didn't even blink as he calmly said, "I'll take it."
"Huh?!" Xiao Zhong failed to react for a moment.
Holding that black card between two fingers, Lin Fei smiled faintly. "What are you staring at?"
Smack-
When Xiao Zhong saw that black card, the documents tucked in the crook of her arm fell to the floor...