"Boss, is it too late for me to regret now?" Tuzki looked at Lin Fei with a sad face, like an innocent girl who was deceived from her virginity.
"Yes, both body and soul will be destroyed, and I will not be involved in cause and effect - this is a contract you signed voluntarily." Lin Fei's face remained unchanged, as calm as an emotionless capitalist businessman eating steamed buns with human blood.
In the blink of an eye, Tuzki returned to a familiar corner and drew a circle.
"That's the goddess of revenge. I really want to attract her attention, and I'm sure to die without ashes left!" Tuzki thought to herself, and started poking at the bugs again, "It's over, it's over, I'm gone..."
It's the familiar darkness again, and the familiar light hits it.
Lin Fei patted its shoulder in a "kind and friendly" manner and said, "As the saying goes, wealth can be found in danger. You should understand that you have great luck, and now is your chance to be promoted to a high-ranking god!"
"Come on, smile."
Tuzki slowly raised his head expressionlessly, and then used his fingers to pull up the corners of his mouth, revealing an extremely stiff smile. Then, he said in an almost numb voice, "Ha, ha. I'm so happy."
Lin Fei sighed slightly, nodded and said, "It's really crazy."
The curse lasted so long that its consciousness structure was different from others, and it became instinct to be funny.
So scary.
There is no hope, just wait for death, bid farewell!
The task given to it by Lin Fei is very simple, which is to attract the attention of the goddess of revenge. In his words, it is very simple, that is, "to make the goddess of revenge feel less calm" and not be able to feel the most subtle strange energy fluctuations in the place of pain.
As an actual lord, the Land of Pain belongs to her underworld. Although Divine Sense is shielded by being placed in the underworld, it does not affect the fact that it belongs to her demon soil and has an essential feeling.
Due to the limitations of his realm, and what Lin Fei has to do next is too big, his limit is to make this fluctuation almost undetectable. But if the goddess of revenge is doing nothing, or is meditating to increase her mental power, doing some leisure activities such as watering flowers, or even sleeping, she can sense this fluctuation with her sensitivity.
That is a high-ranking god, Lin Fei knows exactly what this means!
Tuzki expressed despair. "That is the goddess of revenge. How can I make her feel uneasy? I can't do it. The power of the Styx will swallow me up. You are forcing me to die!"
Lin Fei, on the other hand, was quite confident in it and said with "good words of comfort": "Don't worry, you can't control yourself and you will definitely do some inexplicable and unreasonable things. I believe in your ability."
"Huh?" Tuzki once again felt "Doubtful Rabbit", his whole body was messed up in the wind, and he felt like something was not right.
Is doing messy things a commendable ability? Is there really nothing wrong with it?
"I'm not that kind of rabbit. I'm a good rabbit, a noble rabbit who has escaped from vulgar tastes. I will never do anything ridiculous and rude." Tuzki had no expression on his face and seemed very determined.
Lin Fei was very perfunctory. "Well, okay, you're right, let's go."
Tuzki's arms looked like they were made of noodles, twisted in an extremely weird way, as if they were flapping their wings and about to fly, and his head was shaking to the left and right.
It quickly cheered up and felt like the wind was rustling and the water was cold. It took all the treasures Lin Fei had plundered from the frozen wilderness and started heading towards the location of the goddess of revenge - this was a nominal tribute, or an apology.
Lin Fei swept his sleeves, and a ray of light passed by. He immediately put away all the necessary materials, and his figure disappeared in a "swish".
On the other side, Tuzki seemed extremely uneasy. He was bound by the Styx contract, but he had to bite the bullet and come to the garden villa of the goddess of revenge.
"Damn rabbit! If you don't want to be dealt with, get away from me!"
"It's you bastard again! What are you trying to do this time?"
The expressions on the faces of the two maids and guards suddenly changed. Not only did they look extremely angry, they even felt a sense of fear and apprehension, as if they had recalled some bad memories.
"Ah? Haha, it's nothing. I'll blow up the Nemesis's lungs--" Tuzki became nervous and spoke the truth directly.
"I'll kill you!"
"You're a rabbit that kills a thousand people!"
Seeing the two maids furious, Tuzki hurriedly avoided in various weird and twisted postures, and even turned into spheres, liquids, and lines. He hurriedly said, "Ah, no, no, no, slip of the tongue! I mean, I made the goddess of revenge so angry last time, so I proposed to bring something to apologize this time!"
It was afraid that the two maids wouldn't believe it, so it just threw the things all over the floor.
The two maids were indignant at first and did not take its explanation to heart, but when they saw so many precious treasures, they were moved on the spot and stopped their ruthless actions.
They looked at each other, a little unsure.
"Wait for me, dead rabbit, I'll inform the goddess!" The girl-like maid's voice was as clear as a silver bell, she glared hard at Tuzki, and went inside the villa.
Tuzki could control it for a while at first, but after a few seconds he couldn't help it anymore and began to reveal his true nature.
"I'll show you a magic trick." It faced the remaining older maid and pinched its face into a ball.
Seeing that the older maid looked unkind, Tuzki didn't know how to restrain herself and turned into a blue cat. Then with a flash of light from her hand, amidst the frightened and angry screams of the older maid, she turned into a brown mouse.
If a modern person were here, he would probably be confused on the spot.
Isn't this Tom and Jerry?
After Tuzki turned into Tom, he took out a dinner plate, bread slices, table bench, and napkin from nowhere. As if he was preparing to eat Western food, Jerry... no, he sandwiched the elderly maid into the bread slices, opened his mouth wide, and scared the mouse-like elderly maid to scream and struggle wildly.
"You bastard!" At this moment, a majestic and angry female voice came.
Tuzki's magical power was broken on the spot, all false mimicry was gone, and it and the elderly maid returned to their original state.
Tuzki was shocked and hurriedly knelt down on the ground and took something out of his crotch. "My great goddess, I want to show you a treasure!"
It ignored the murderous gazes of the three people, groped inside and pulled out a strange thing.
The vagina used by women is still pink.
It "buzzed" and vibrated, and suddenly turned into a stream of light and rushed towards the goddess of revenge...
At this moment, the majestic and cold goddess of revenge turned pale and showed a horrified expression!