Jiang Muyan, who was lying on the bed, couldn't help but rolled his eyes in his heart: →_→
It was really hard for her to remember that she had a husband.
Song Yutang I go out early and come back late every day recently, either working at a private restaurant, Zhixia getting divorced, or working on a foundation.
Wen Jingyan's studio released new products, and she was going to attend the reception.
Every day I come back and go to bed, wishing that he didn't exist.
[I have to take today's medicine quickly. Give me an extra meal and I will recover one day earlier...]Song Yutang didn't know that her husband was already full of complaints, so he hurriedly opened the medicine bottle and poured out a few pills.
He skillfully dissolved the pills with warm water, picked up the cup and took a sip, then leaned down and pressed his lips against Jiang Muyan's lips.
The concoction slowly passed over.
Everything is as usual.
But just when she was about to stand up, the tip of Jiang Muyan's tongue moved slightly and swiped at her lower lip gently.
Song Yutang bounced away like an electric shock, covering his mouth and eyes widening: [What's going on? He just... licked me?]
Jiang Muyan has an expressionless face and closes his eyes, pretending to be in a vegetative state: Humph, it makes you think about other people every day and just ignore your husband. Now you know how powerful it is, right?
Song Yutang stared at him for several seconds, his heartbeat pounding, and his mind was in a mess: [Is Jiang Muyan conscious? Can he tease me while I'm giving him medicine? No, no... I've encountered this situation before when I was giving medicine. It seemed that I kissed him too deeply and accidentally touched his tongue...]
Jiang Muyan:... No, this is teasing. Naked teasing, plus declaration of ownership.
Song Yutang really didn't expect that her husband, who was in a vegetative state, could do such a naughty thing, so he convinced himself.
And I still feel a little guilty: [Isn't it just giving me some medicine? Why does it look like I'm molesting others? They are still in a vegetative state, and I am simply a beast...]
Jiang Muyan not only doesn't feel embarrassed, but also looks forward to it: In fact, you can use more force and it's best to kiss deeply.
On the contrary, the more Song Yutang thinks about it, the more embarrassed he becomes, and he feels guilty for being a thief: [Is it because I have been so thirsty for so many years, and have recently been impacted by the explosion of modern information, so I am so hungry and thirsty that my instinct has overcome my reason and done something worse than a beast?]
She secretly glanced at Jiang Muyan's quiet face, and quickly looked away: [Okay, okay, Jiang Muyan is in a vegetative state. Even if he was molested, God knows and I know. Well, three obediences and four virtues, Women's Admonitions for Women, What's the first sentence of Women's Virtue? It seems to be... I want to be a gentleman, but my beauty is so tempting? Anyway, I am a traditional woman, and it is absolutely impossible for me to do something that is too horny and unbearable to molest a man. It is absolutely impossible.]
Jiang Muyan:→_→
It is indeed traditional enough, but it is incompatible with gambling and drugs.
Just didn't mention Huang at all.
[Whether you are hungry or not, you are really in a hurry to have a baby.] Jiang Muyan Before he could finish his rant, this sentence popped into Song Yutang's mind.
Jiang Muyan:"..."
[Vegetative people are men too. If you attack a vegetative person, that's called a beast. But if such a lively and handsome guy lies beside me for so long and I don't do anything, then that's called a beast. Between being worse than a beast and a beast, I'd better choose to be a beast.]
Jiang Muyan:... Haha. What a traditional woman.
Song Yutang: [But a virtuous woman like me must not indulge in male lust, let alone let her husband indulge in female lust.]
Jiang Muyan:"???"
Song Yutang: [Mainly... Jiang Muyan is also a vegetative person, and his body functions are definitely not as good as those of normal people. Even if it can be used normally, the time and hardness are definitely inferior.]
Jiang Muyan protested urgently in his heart: Who do you think is inferior?
Song Yutang: [If I mess up someone again, I don't know if he can be saved. So I can't indulge in male lust, and I can't let him indulge in female lust. It's more or less what I mean. The most important thing is to get pregnant...]
Jiang Muyan:"???"
What does meaning mean?
Song Yutang secretly calculated: [My period last month was on the 18th... the safe period is... then the ovulation period should be... oh, what a coincidence, today seems to be the second day of the ovulation period, which is suitable for giving birth to a baby.]
Jiang Muyan also did the math in his mind.
Today... it does seem like it's ovulation.
Song Yutang suddenly slowly lowered his head and his eyes fell on him: [Today is the ovulation period, so I really just want to have a baby. It is definitely not that I am hungry or thirsty, so I suddenly want to try with Jiang Muyan. Really, I am a woman with three obediences and four virtues...]
Jiang Muyan:"...???"
Why do you feel something is wrong?
[Tsk... this feeling... is amazing.] Song Yutang had already touched his chest muscles with all his hands and feet, and squeezed them hard twice.
[They are all in a vegetative state, and most people will turn into thin dogs. Why is Jiang Muyan's figure getting better and better? Top Star Brother and her aunt are right. This nursing team has indeed taken care of Commander Gu, and indeed they have two brushes.]
Jiang Muyan The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
He knew something was wrong.
Song Yutang may really want to have a baby, but coveting his beauty is the key point.
[Oh my god... it's getting stronger and easier to touch... the mermaid thread is almost coming out... I heard that Jiang Muyan is a decathlete. Not only does he have good academic performance, but he is also a sports committee member, basketball captain, and a long-distance runner... This is different. Although he has been comatose for so long and neglected to exercise, his foundation is good. In addition, he is rich and has a great nursing team. With casual care, his figure is like that of a male college student in the physical education department...]
Jiang Muyan:(`へ´*)ノ
What does this have to do with the nursing team? It was all achieved step by step, hit one ball after another over the years. It was also achieved through his constant lifting of irons, dumbbells, and push-ups these days.
The more Song Yutang looked at it, the more curious he became. He couldn't help but slide his fingers down: [Oh, why are the abdominal muscles more beautiful? This shape, this feel... could it be the credit of Shenbao Tablets?]
Jiang Muyan:"..."
Song Yutang secretly pinched two handfuls, grinning from the corner of his mouth to the base of his ears: [Hehe, touch it well. It should be able to be used normally? The time and hardness should not be too bad? Speaking of this, you still have to check it carefully. Don't be like last time, where you prepared for a long time, but couldn't get up at the last moment...]
Jiang Muyan has already thought of what she wants to do.
But after sharing the same bed for so long, Song Yutang has touched his whole body.
He used to be quite thin-skinned, but now he is thicker than the city wall.
Just touch them, they are a legal couple anyway.
The kind of relationship that is destined to have children together.
"Hiss..." Having said that, when Song Yutang really got started, Jiang Muyan was still excited...