Song Yutang didn't notice anything unusual and carefully checked his whole body.
I looked at it over and over again, pinched it again, and even got closer to take a closer look.
Finally, she nodded with satisfaction and came to the conclusion in her mind: [Function is normal, size is acceptable, healthy, okay, I will give birth to the baby tonight.]
Jiang Muyan:"..."
It was clear that he would get what he wanted soon, but he couldn't be happy at all.
Probably because...
His wife's attitude makes him feel like he is just a laborer.
Just do your best, emotions don't matter.
Comparatively speaking, Song Yutang is actually very nervous: [It used to be just a small fuss, but it's finally about the last step. Why am I suddenly a little nervous? Seriously, today should be my real wedding night? How will the wedding night be like... Oh, I have to dress up anyway. Respect the important moment of your life, and respect your opponent.]
Jiang Muyan couldn't help but roll his eyes: I am your husband, not your opponent.
[First I have to brush my teeth...] Song Yutang Thinking this, he got up and walked to the bathroom.
But facing a whole row of toothpastes, she began to have problems again: [Mint, lemon, vanilla, isatis, and jasmine... Why do toothpastes have so many flavors? Which one does Jiang Muyan like?]
Jiang Muyan couldn't help but laugh out loud.
In the past, it was him who used various methods to punish himself, but now it is finally Song Yutang's turn.
As expected, things are changing, and whoever wants it is anxious.
Song Yutang: [It should still be lemon flavored. Jiang Muyan is already in a vegetative state, his thoughts are not important.]
Jiang Muyan:"..."
Song Yutang After brushing your teeth, wash your face again with essential oil soap.
Then apply body lotion and spray perfume.
Of course, without exception, she always chooses the flavor she likes.
[Jiang Muyan's thoughts are still unimportant.]
Jiang Muyan: Forget it, if it's not important, it's not important. Anyway, it's Song Yutang who is contributing today, she has the final say.
Song Yutang After doing all this, he stood in front of the mirror and looked at it for a long time: [Brushing teeth, applying body lotion, spraying perfume... what else have you not done? Oh, it is changing clothes... the clothes I am wearing are too conservative.]
After walking into the cloakroom and searching for a long time, she finally found a nightgown that she was satisfied with.
It is said to be a nightgown, but it is actually just a thin layer of gauze. The suspenders are as thin as two threads, the neckline is as low as possible, and the skirt is as short as just past the thigh.
The fabric is a vague smoky pink, and when the light shines on it, the inside is vaguely visible.
It's a gift given by Song Yutang when I bought a bellyband last time.
At that time, she just thought the color of the bellyband was fresh and the embroidery was exquisite, so she bought it.
It wasn't until I saw the gifts inside that I finally realized that in this day and age, bellybands are a QQ accessory.
Song Yutang was so embarrassed that he stuffed the things into the corner.
When I saw it again today, I suddenly felt strangely...
It seems to be quite suitable for the occasion.
But after putting on that nightgown, she still felt a little uncomfortable.
After hesitating in front of the mirror for a long time, he slowly opened the door and walked out.
Jiang Muyan heard the movement and glanced up.
Then, he froze in place.
The smoky pink gauze covered her body, looming like a layer of mist.
The sling hangs thinly on the shoulders, and the fair skin glows softly under the light. The long hair is loose and loose, and the ends are slightly curled, pure and lustful.
"..." Jiang Muyan's eyes widened when he saw it, and he swallowed hard.
Just when I was about to close my eyes and continue pretending to be in a vegetative state, I felt a warm liquid gush out of my nose.
Nosebleed.
Jiang Muyan secretly thought that something was wrong, so he hurriedly grabbed the tissue beside the pillow and wiped it quickly a few times. Unexpectedly, the more he wiped, the more he wiped.
He had no choice but to ball up the tissue and block his nose.
After stuffing it for a while, the paper towel finally stopped getting soaked.
Jiang Muyan quickly wrapped the bloody tissue with a clean tissue, threw it into the trash can, and lay back on the bed pretending to be a vegetative state.
Fortunately, Song Yutang looked at the mirror for a long time and didn't notice anything unusual here.
After she was satisfied with her appearance, she finally turned off all the lights in the room, leaving only a dim bedside night light.
A warm yellow halo sprinkled on the bed, and the atmosphere suddenly became ambiguous and charming.
Song Yutang took a deep breath and climbed into bed: [Jiang Muyan, here I come, tonight is our wedding night.]
Jiang Muyan, who has long been distracted: (*❦ω❦)
Both sides really want to achieve their goals.
It went smoothly at the beginning.
Song Yutang has become very skilled in the nursing process, and Jiang Muyan has not been in the embarrassing situation like last time.
But when it comes to actual operation, she is a complete novice.
During the ten years of marriage in the previous life, Eastern Palace doted on countless concubines.
Especially after the concubine came back, she started to stir up dissension in the middle. Every time Li Zerui stepped into Song Yutang's palace, it was all to start an investigation.
He was being merciful if he didn't beat her up, and he didn't even go to her bed.
Her richest experience is the fire escape plan she secretly asked someone to find before she got married.
I have seen many tutorials in my life, but those tutorials look detailed, but are actually very superficial.
The result is...
Song Yutang was so anxious that he was sweating profusely: [This is not right, this is not right... I think it is quite easy for them to do it? Why is it so difficult when it comes to me...]
Jiang Muyan was also made tense and sweaty by her. He wanted to get up directly and tell her: You are not doing this right, you should do this, do this again, do that again, then do this and this...
But he didn't dare.
Song Yutang is also a little anxious.
After repeated attempts without success, I simply opened the video software and started learning and selling it.
"Ya baa die ya baa die ya baa die..." Jiang Muyan heard the strange cry and glanced at it, dumbfounded.
In the final analysis, that thing is still acting and is of no use at all.
You should take a physical hygiene course.
Sure enough, Song Yutang studied for a long time, but still couldn't figure out the reason.
In the end, she had no choice but to type a line in the search bar: How can a woman have sex alone when the man cannot move.
Jiang Muyan:"..."
Technical flow courses are always more technical than performance-based entertainment videos.
Song Yutang stared at the screen for a long time, and finally found the key point: [Oh, this tutorial is right... let the man first... and then...]
[Oh oh oh, so that's what I need...]
Song Yutang suddenly realized it and immediately opened the shopping software.
Big data is really powerful.
She just searched for lubricants, and the recommendations on the page began to become more colorful.
What sexy underwear, little monsters, bunny ears...
A dazzling array of items, everything you need.
[Ah... what is this mess?]Song Yutang was so frightened that he quickly covered his eyes, but his fingers secretly opened a slit as if they had their own ideas.
After reading everything, she expressed her disgust with a righteous look. "The world is really in decline, morals are corrupt, it's too immoral..."
But his fingers moved down honestly: [Hey, the color is quite nice and pink, but I don't know how to use it? Hmm... Why don't you buy it and study it? As the sage said, if a threesome is together, there must be one teacher.]
Jiang Muyan secretly opened his eyes and took a glance, and then...
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How can the words of a saint be understood this way???
Song Yutang miraculously convinced himself. "The sage also said that there is no end to learning. Everything has its own way, and existence is reasonable. These things can be created and sold so many orders, there must be a reason for it. Buy, buy, buy them all and try them all... Well, I won't buy this one with special functions. After all, I am an honest woman with three obediences and four virtues."