Song Yutang really had entertained the idea.
Not only had she searched all over the internet, she had even settled on a Royal Seahorse Instant-Burning Foundation-Fortifying Paste.
She was just about to place an order when a swipe of her finger brought several highly liked reviews into view-
[This stuff works wonders. At first, I could still last half an hour. Now I'm down to three seconds. My wife finally put a green hat on me. My body feels warm, and I feel so at ease.]
[It really does burn instantly-for just one instant. A moment of pleasure, half a lifetime of impotence... Now my wife and I are basically best girlfriends. She's even started calling me "sis." So grateful. A whole new world has opened up...]
Song Yutang stared at the screen and sank into profound silence.
These reviews seemed...
Why did something feel off about them?
Hearing her thoughts, Jiang Muyan nearly broke down on the spot, desperately shouting in his mind, Song Yutang, don't you dare do anything reckless!
The name alone made it sound like a ferocious drug that drained one's vitality.
Given how desperately Song Yutang wanted a child, she would probably go heavy-handed every single time.
If she ruined him completely in just a few days, would he really have to spend the rest of his life being her sister?
Forget it... Every medicine has its poison, especially something this potent. If it leaves him unable to even do IVF, wouldn't that be a huge loss?
After weighing it back and forth, Song Yutang decided to give up on medication.
After all, in her previous life, she had used ferocious drugs like these to send the crown prince to his grave.
No one understood the destructive power of folk remedies better than she did.
Jiang Muyan breathed a sigh of relief too.
Thank goodness Song Yutang hadn't completely lost her mind.
But the next second, her thoughts drifted up again. For something like this... if the man is completely undependable, the woman can only work hard herself. Looks like it still falls to me.
Jiang Muyan: *???*
What was she planning now?!
Naturally, Song Yutang wanted to study seriously.
She opened the browser again and tapped away in the search box for ages before finally finding a website with a rather questionable look.
Among a pile of Japanese videos with gaudy covers, she picked one at random.
Then-
"Yamete... Yamete..."
Strange sounds suddenly blasted out, making Jiang Muyan jolt all over.
He finally understood what Song Yutang was doing.
A young woman was actually watching this sort of film?
Was this studying? Or seeking thrills?
The moans that abruptly rose in pitch gave Song Yutang goosebumps too.
"Mm, mm, ah, ah... Mm, mm, ah..."
As the sounds grew stranger, her hand shook, and her phone dropped straight onto Jiang Muyan's abs.
Jiang Muyan: *...*
Song Yutang steadied herself, picked up her phone, and turned down the volume.
But for Jiang Muyan, who was right beside her, those suggestive, cloying sounds still kept burrowing into his ears.
What was all this nonsense...
Song Yutang, however, gradually became engrossed, her brow furrowing more and more tightly.
Isn't that position way too awkward? Won't their backs actually break?
I heard raising your hips a little makes it easier to conceive? But with Jiang Muyan in this condition, I couldn't prop them up even if I wanted to.
Isn't this supposed to feel wonderful? Why do these two look like they're being tortured? Especially that girl-her eyes are practically rolling into the heavens...
Jiang Muyan: *...*
She really was studying.
She looked solemn and cautious, as though conducting academic research.
There wasn't a trace of desire in her eyes, only a pure thirst for knowledge.
He had truly never seen anyone take something like this so seriously.
Song Yutang: Fine, let it hurt. As long as I can get pregnant with Jiang Muyan's child, I don't mind suffering a little.
Jiang Muyan: ...She actually has complaints?
Song Yutang: For the richest family's fortune, I could consummate a marriage with anyone.
Jiang Muyan: ...Why do I suddenly feel a little green?
This man's physique is awful. Just looking at him turns my stomach... Luckily, Jiang Muyan has a good body.
After disparaging the male lead on the screen, Song Yutang instinctively glanced at Jiang Muyan beside her.
Looking wasn't enough. She even reached out and gave him a squeeze. Mm, I wasn't imagining it. Still very firm.
Jiang Muyan shuddered inwardly.
F-firm where???
As the interaction on-screen grew more intense, Song Yutang seemed somewhat satisfied, and her hand ventured farther down. Looks about the same as in the video... It should work.
Jiang Muyan: ...You can compare that too?!
But Jiang Muyan doesn't have a big belly like that, and his waist is much slimmer... Is this what the internet calls a male dog waist? Huh, why did two more men come in? How utterly indecent.
Song Yutang couldn't help widening her eyes, unconsciously tightening her grip.
Ah... Jiang Muyan screamed inwardly. You have the nerve to call other people indecent? Where's your hand right now? Besides, if you're so decent, why are you watching this???
Tsk, this one's all bulging muscle, built like a bear. Scary... Jiang Muyan's figure is still better. Slim in clothes, muscular without them.
Song Yutang watched with undisguised distaste, yet her fingers honestly slid onto Jiang Muyan's chest.
Her icy fingertips skimmed his skin, and Jiang Muyan trembled all over. ...I'm only in a vegetative state, not a corpse. Could you stop tormenting me like this?
Song Yutang: I really am lucky. At least my husband is handsome and has a good body. Sleeping with him won't turn my stomach. Otherwise... I'd have to find a male model elsewhere. Wait, the Jiang Family is so rich. Why would I look for a male model? I should find a male celebrity...
Jiang Muyan was practically laughing with anger. *...*
She was spending his Jiang Family's money, plotting to find male models and celebrities, and still dared to pick him apart?
She even wanted to use someone else's seed to claim a share of the richest family's assets...
Song Yutang truly dared to imagine it, and dared even more to do it.
Jiang Muyan didn't even know whether he should feel fortunate-
At least he still had enough looks and physique to preserve the color above his head for now.
But if he never woke up, with Song Yutang in this mental state, what wouldn't she do?
On his wedding night, a series of world-famous classics flashed uncontrollably through Jiang Muyan's mind-
"The Impotent Husband"
"The Sleeping Husband"
"The Vanished Him"...
Why is another man here? How many is that now? Mm, this one has a decent body... But he's still nowhere near Jiang Muyan. With Jiang Muyan's build, if he hadn't ended up in a vegetative state, he'd definitely be very vigorous...
As Song Yutang thought, she continued exploring with her hands.
Jiang Muyan: *...*
For the next full hour, Song Yutang remained immersed in her studies.
She studied and compared, never forgetting to squeeze and press here and there as she made her comparisons.
Jiang Muyan went from tense all over at first to having nothing left to live for.
Let her touch him. At least Song Yutang wasn't planning to murder her husband yet, nor had she actually run off to find a male model.
If sacrificing a little of his looks could buy him some temporary peace, that counted as a worthwhile bargain.
But this absolutely couldn't go on.
He didn't know whether he simply hadn't seen enough of the world, but Jiang Muyan had certainly never met a woman as outrageous as Song Yutang.
If he didn't wake up soon, heaven knew what terrifying stunt she would pull next.
Wake up. He had to wake up as soon as possible...
Jiang Muyan gathered every ounce of his will and desperately tried to open his eyes.
At that very second, his tightly closed eyelids suddenly trembled slightly, and the fingers at his side curled a little...
Song Yutang was entirely focused on the instructional video and noticed nothing unusual.
After an unknown amount of time, the video finally ended.
She wearily put down her phone. Watching that made me a little sick. Now I'm even less in the mood. Forget it. Tomorrow.
The female lead in the film had looked utterly pained, and the men were either old and ugly or built like bears.
The only tolerable-looking one had spewed filth with every word.
It was simply too indecent.
Hearing her thoughts, Jiang Muyan let out a long sigh of relief. ...Thank heavens. It's finally over.
Song Yutang got up and went into the bathroom.
Water began splashing.
Just as Jiang Muyan thought she was going to leave him lying there unattended again, Song Yutang suddenly returned. I'm a woman who observes the three obediences and four virtues. Since I married you, I'll fulfill my duties as a wife. Tonight, let me serve you properly.