Soul Land: Starting with Twenty Attribute Points, Becoming a God as an Idiot
Chapter 3

A Tricycle Heads Straight for Zhuge Liang's Four-Wheeled Carriage

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"Your Highness, you can't just say things like that!"

Sisi paled in shock at his words. "Wouldn't it be bad if the Great Enshrined heard that?"

Even if His Highness the Holy Son was telling the truth, those words were far too shocking. If something like "the old geezer can't have children anymore" reached the Great Enshrined's ears, what would they do if he got angry?

"What's there to fear? I'm his own flesh and blood. Would my grandpa really get angry with me?"

Qian Renxing's words sounded quite logical. He was his own flesh and blood, so what did he have to fear? "Besides, I'm an idiot. Would anyone really take issue with what an idiot said?"

At those words, Sisi immediately fell silent.

She looked at Qian Renxing, feeling a little uncertain. Could her Holy Son really be a genius?

Had he been pretending to be an idiot all these years???

No, no, no, no. Her Holy Son really was an idiot. She couldn't let his seemingly wise exterior fool her!

"Let me ask you again. Am I a genius? I remember having a really good constitution!"

Qian Renxing asked Sisi again. To be honest, he didn't even know whether he was a genius himself. He only remembered having a really good constitution.

"Your Highness, you..."

Sisi hesitated, but still chose to agree. "Of course you're a genius!"

"When you were six, you awakened with innate full soul power, and your Martial Soul was a tricycle, something no one had ever awakened before! You're a one-of-a-kind genius, unmatched in the past and never to be equaled in the future."

"Oh, oh, I'm a genius!"

Qian Renxing immediately brightened. "Hahahaha, I'm a genius! I knew I was a genius!!"

"A tricycle! My Martial Soul is a tricycle! Come on out, my beloved little ride! I'm going to ride my tricycle straight for Zhuge Liang's four-wheeled carriage!!"

After a dazzling display of special effects, a glittering children's toy tricycle appeared in front of Qian Renxing.

It looked somewhat like a bicycle, but had one front wheel and two rear wheels. It had no bicycle chain, and its pedals connected directly to the front wheel.

"Wow, what a cool little ride!!"

Qian Renxing looked at his tricycle Martial Soul with sparkling eyes, immediately sat on it, and rode all over the place.

A figure raced through the magnificent palace, coming and going like the wind, having the time of his life.

"Zhuge Liang, here I come!! Huh, who was Zhuge Liang again? Forget it, who cares..."

Qian Renxing laughed heartily as he rode his tricycle every which way.

His ten points of constitution certainly lived up to their name. He could pedal a toy tricycle so fast that it practically rivaled a proper bicycle.

"Y-Your Highness, be careful!!"

Sisi panicked. Qian Renxing was riding a tricycle, yet she actually couldn't catch up to him.

But she still chased after him, terrified that he might ride too fast, crash into something, or fall.

In truth, though, that worry was unnecessary.

The triangle was the most stable structure. Whatever else might be said about a tricycle with three wheels, it was certainly stable.

"Woohoo! Pretty big sister, come catch me! If you catch me, I'll let you, hehehe..."

When Qian Renxing saw Sisi chasing him, he couldn't help pedaling even harder, riding that toy tricycle as though it were flying.

"Your Highness, wait for me! Don't ride so fast!"

Sisi chased frantically behind Qian Renxing. She really was afraid that some mishap would befall her idiot Holy Son on his ride.

But her worries were clearly unnecessary.

She chased behind him until she was panting, yet Qian Renxing hadn't shed a single drop of sweat. Only after happily riding for quite a while did he have his fill, drifting to a stop.

"Hehe, what a fast little ride. I can take big sister out for a spin in the future~"

Qian Renxing chuckled, seemingly having thought of something wonderful, and laughed until his face flushed a little.

"Your Highness, you finally stopped... Please don't ride anymore. I really can't catch up..."

Sisi panted from exhaustion.

She truly hadn't expected Qian Renxing, this idiot Holy Son, to possess such monstrous stamina.

"All right, all right, I really can't deal with you. Since you caught me, I'll let you clean my ears."

Qian Renxing feigned helplessness.

He patted the tricycle, and the glittering vehicle scattered into light and vanished.

"Thank you, Your Highness. It's my honor."

Sisi sighed in relief at his words. She finally didn't have to chase Qian Renxing anymore. She immediately took an ear pick from her Space Soul Tool, let Qian Renxing lie across her thighs, and cleaned his ears.

"That feels so good..."

Qian Renxing enjoyed Sisi's ear-cleaning service.

After enjoying it for a while, Qian Renxing asked again, "I awakened my Martial Soul at six, and now I'm ten. What level am I? Since I'm a genius, I must be really powerful by now!"

"Your Highness, y-you're still level ten. You've never cultivated, and you haven't even refined a Soul Ring."

Sisi cautiously reminded him.

After all, Qian Renxing was an idiot. Who would dare let an idiot cultivate? What if something went wrong during his cultivation?

The same reasoning applied to absorbing Soul Rings. Having an idiot who didn't even know how to cultivate refine a Soul Ring would be a deliberate attempt on his life!

"What? I've never cultivated, haven't even refined a Soul Ring, and I'm still level ten?!!"

Qian Renxing paled in shock.

Realizing this, he was disappointed for a moment, but then he immediately cheered up again. With the three things he remembered, he would definitely be able to become a god.

Even if he was starting a little late now, it wouldn't matter at all!

"Huh, what was I supposed to remember again?"

Qian Renxing spun around in distress, nearly crying with anxiety. "Oh no, I forgot again! What was I supposed to remember? I remember those three things were really important. As long as I have those three things, I can become a god!!"

Seeing Qian Renxing so anxious, Sisi hurriedly reminded him, "Your Highness, you just had this servant write down those three things you wanted to remember. You even put the note in your pocket."

"Oh, oh, I remember now. I just wanted to test you."

Qian Renxing reached into his pocket and pulled out a little note covered in ghostly scrawls that gave him a headache at a glance.

He hurriedly looked at Sisi and handed her the note. "Ahem, let me test you again. Hurry and read the words on this!"

"Your Highness, it says: whale rubber, the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well, and the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud."

Sisi hurriedly answered, not daring to slack off in the slightest.

"Oh, oh, I remember now! It's whale rubber, the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well, and the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud!!"

Qian Renxing suddenly saw the light.

He carefully tucked the little note into a Space Soul Tool hanging around his neck, then warned Sisi with the utmost seriousness:

"I put it inside. This is really important, so you absolutely mustn't tell anyone!"

"If someone steals it, I won't be able to become a god in the future! If I can't become a god, you won't be able to come to the Divine Realm with me and enjoy the good life either!"

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