Tang Xiaoguo Had Diarrhea

Seeing the class monitor like this, Lin Qianqian sighed!

"How about we stop making the class monitor handle this alone? Let's all accept the punishment and search our own!"

Jiang Yao nodded. "I agree. Just thinking about making someone else search mine makes me feel guilty. I'd rather search it myself too!"

Lu Zhe nodded. "All right, but you have to sift through it carefully. Don't miss a single seed!"

Tang Xiaoguo spread her hands. "Since you've already searched mine, does that mean I don't have to search anymore?"

Lu Zhe wagged a finger. "No. We need to get as many seeds as possible! So if you need to poop again anytime soon, you have to keep searching!"

"Don't worry, my bowels are completely empty..."

Before she could even finish, Tang Xiaoguo's stomach let out a gurgle, and then that feeling that drove her to despair came again!

Tang Xiaoguo flushed, inwardly lamenting, Those damned wild persimmons have really put me through hell...

Ning Shu asked curiously, "Guo'er, do you need to... go number two again?"

Tang Xiaoguo was miserable. She had only just said she was empty, and now the urge had come!

What a slap in the face!

She couldn't admit it. No matter what, she couldn't admit it!

She had to hold on for a little while, at least until she could send Lu Zhe away!

Her face crimson, she shook her head. "Of course not! I told you, I'm empty! I'm just a little hungry!"

Lu Zhe didn't think much of it either. "Speaking of which, everyone must be hungry!"

The other three girls all nodded!

Lu Zhe checked his watch. It was six thirty in the evening, and the sun had just sunk below the horizon!

Lu Zhe noted down the date and the time of sunset, then closed his notebook!

"Let's get dinner ready, then!"

"Yay!"

"I can hardly wait!"

"What are we eating?"

"Snake!!"

As he spoke, Lu Zhe took down the trouser pouch holding the snake!

He had watched his grandfather handle snakes as a child, and now he had even greater speed and reflexes.

His grandfather had once said that although venomous snakes were fierce, once they lost their fangs, they completely lost their ability to attack!

His grandfather had a very effective way of dealing with snakes.

He took off his T-shirt!

Lu Zhe was the sort of boy who looked delicate and frail!

Because the boys in the finance department were so few and so effeminate, and he was the only one with a knack for sports, he had been herded like a duck onto a perch and made the sports representative.

Everyone thought he wasn't much stronger than the other boys in the finance department.

Who would have thought that taking off his shirt would reveal lean but firm muscles?

This surprised the girls a little.

Then he unzipped the trouser pouch, letting the snake slowly crawl out!

Sure enough, the cobra saw the light and slowly crawled toward the opening.

He held the shirt and gently shook it!

Seeing something move, the snake darted out and instinctively bit down!

The pure cotton T-shirt was thin but very tough. The snake bit straight through the fabric, snagging its fangs. Sensing something wrong, it immediately opened its mouth wide and twisted its body, trying to pull its fangs free!

Lu Zhe wasn't about to give it that chance. Holding the shirt in one hand, he grabbed the snake's body with the other, wound it once around his wrist, and pulled his hands sharply apart!

Its two fangs were immediately torn off, left hanging from the shirt!

Humiliated and furious, the snake turned and bit Lu Zhe on the arm!

But without its fangs, the cobra had no way to do Lu Zhe any real harm!

It hadn't even broken his skin!

"Couldn't you be a little gentler? Why be so irritable?!"

As he spoke, he confidently grabbed the snake by the neck, pinned it against a tree trunk, then picked up a rock and smashed it hard against the snake's head!

Before long, its head had been smashed to a pulp, though its body was still twitching and struggling!

Next, he pinned the snake against a rock, picked up another stone, and repeatedly ground its edge against the snake's neck. Soon, he had ground the head off!

To be safe, he dug a hole and buried it along with the fangs!

The headless snake's body kept writhing.

Lu Zhe paid it no mind!

He bit down on the snakeskin and pulled hard, stripping the whole thing off like a sausage casing!

The entire process was clean and efficient, on par with a master professional snake butcher!

Tang Xiaoguo watched with her heart pounding, but she couldn't spare any attention for fear now!

She only wanted a chance to send Lu Zhe away so she could have the class monitor take her to the toilet with an easy conscience. "Lu Zhe, if you're going to butcher a snake, do it somewhere else! Doing it here is cruel and disgusting!"

Before Lu Zhe could respond, Jiang Yao retorted, "It's almost dark! Where else do you want my deskmate to go?"

As she spoke, her eyes remained fixed on Lu Zhe's body!

"Yaoyao, do you actually like watching something this cruel?"

Ning Shu said, "Guo'er, stop making a fuss. Isn't Lu Zhe doing this for everyone's sake?"

"You're playing favorites, class monitor..."

In truth, Tang Xiaoguo wasn't deliberately trying to pick a fight with Lu Zhe. The turmoil in her stomach was growing worse and worse!

She furrowed her little brows and struggled to hold it in!

But she was almost at her limit. She had to do something!

Suddenly, Tang Xiaoguo thought of an excuse:

"Class monitor, I... I don't want to watch something this cruel. Take me away..."

As she spoke, she looked toward Ning Shu, only to discover that she, too, was staring fixedly at Lu Zhe!

"Class monitor, why are you doing it too?!"

Ning Shu spread her hands. "He's already finished. What's the hurry now, Guo'er?"

"I..."

Blushing, she tried to explain, but lost control for a moment. Pfft, pffrrt...

A despair-inducing sound rang out. Everyone froze, then turned toward Tang Xiaoguo in unison.

Her disheveled hair, her deathly pale face, her wide, despairing eyes-even the coldest, most heartless person would probably have felt a pang of pity at the sight!

Lin Qianqian said sympathetically, "Guo'er, did you..."

Ning Shu finished, "Poop yourself?"

The three girls clapped their hands over their noses and screamed!

Tang Xiaoguo felt that her life was already beyond redemption. Her lips crumpled, and she burst into loud sobs!

Lu Zhe also put down the snake in his hands and frowned at Guo'er. "Hey, didn't you say you were empty?"

At a complete loss, Tang Xiaoguo cried and shouted, "Don't talk to me! Leave me alone! I can't show my face anymore! Just let me die... Waaaah!"

The other girls had no idea what to do in this situation, and Lu Zhe had never encountered anything like it either!

Just toss her into the sea to wash off?

Then those still-warm seeds would get washed straight out to sea too!

So should they just make her sit tight like this?

Wouldn't that be far too inhumane?

It looked as though everyone would have to help.