The Goblins Were Angry, and Yu Xiaogang and Tang San Were in Trouble? You're Sending Me for This?

The moment Tang San saw his teacher looking like that, he nearly lost his composure too.

He really wanted to laugh.

No, I mustn't laugh.

I, Tang San, am a good child, pure as ice and clean as jade, who respects his teacher and honors his teachings. How could I mock my own mentor like this?

At this moment, after what had happened in the Soul Hunting Forest, their supposedly "deep" bond as master and disciple-that plastic bond-had finally burst its filling completely.

The Goblins had worked hard for ages, using physical awakening methods to wake this master and disciple, only to be ignored in return.

In an instant, they became thoroughly displeased.

They immediately launched into a frantic barrage of gibbering, their curses filthy beyond telling.

This tirade instantly drew Yu Xiaogang and Tang San's attention.

Both of them turned to look.

When master and disciple saw those five faces, each distinctive in its own uniquely hideous way, their scalps instantly prickled.

Yu Xiaogang and Tang San screamed and staggered several meters backward.

"What the hell are these things? How could there be such ugly Soul Beasts? No, ugly doesn't even begin to describe them. Only disgusting fits. They're absolutely disgusting."

Yu Xiaogang stared blankly, his stomach churning like an overturned sea.

He had read countless books about Soul Beasts. What bizarre shapes and forms hadn't he seen?

But these five Goblins had gone beyond the bottom line of his understanding.

Unable to hold back, Yu Xiaogang vomited violently.

The visual impact broke through Tang San's defenses too.

A powerful wave of nausea followed, and he began vomiting uncontrollably.

I've lived two lives. What bizarre things haven't I seen?

But something as offensive to humanity as these Goblins is simply a massive contamination of my mind.

Though different species did not share a language, disgust and disdain were often universal.

The way Yu Xiaogang and Tang San were vomiting clearly showed contempt for the Goblins' appearance.

In an instant, the five Goblins' hideous faces twisted.

Without another word, the five Goblins charged ferociously at Yu Xiaogang and Tang San.

Today, they would make Tang San and Yu Xiaogang see what the dignity of the Goblin race meant.

"Ah... get the hell away from me, you beasts!"

"Waaah, you hideous monsters, get away from me! No... I'll kill you! I'll kill you! You've truly already courted death!"

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Two hours later.

Outside the cave.

When Lin Chuan heard the commotion inside finally stop, he knew it was about time.

But thinking of the noises over those two hours, even Lin Chuan, who admitted he was a pervert, found it a little unbearable.

At first, the sounds had been screams like pigs being slaughtered.

Later, they seemed a little...

It really was too strange.

An utterly absurd thought suddenly occurred to Lin Chuan.

Could this master and disciple actually like that sort of thing?

How terrifying.

No wonder these two became master and disciple.

This is practically a mutual rush toward one another from the depths of their souls, their foul tastes matching to the utmost.

The Goblins' faces were full of enjoyment.

Having just pinned Yu Xiaogang and Tang San, that master-and-disciple pair, to the ground and beaten them up, they felt comfortable all over, refreshed in body and mind.

When they saw Lin Chuan enter, they immediately restrained those expressions, hurriedly putting on ingratiating smiles and gibbering away.

Translated, it meant:

Boss, look at the beating we gave these two! Are you satisfied, Boss?

The corner of Lin Chuan's mouth twitched.

Satisfied? I'm fucking beyond satisfied.

Yu Xiaogang and Tang San were now giving off a stench all over. If he still wasn't satisfied, this master and disciple would probably...

He nodded and praised them.

"Well done. From now on, stay in the Soul Hunting Forest. This world's cultivation system is very simple. Perhaps you'll even make something of yourselves."

Take these Goblins with me?

What a joke.

Lin Chuan did not consider himself to have any peculiar tastes.

If he took this group of Goblins with him and had to look at these uniquely distinctive faces every day, he feared he wouldn't be able to stand it.

Besides, leaving these Goblins here was no loss either way.

First, they could cultivate here on their own.

Second...

If I keep these Goblins in the Soul Hunting Forest, wouldn't they breed a whole Goblin army given enough time?

There wasn't a trace of disappointment on the Goblins' faces.

On the contrary, they were exceptionally excited.

The moment they had descended into this world, they had already noticed that its cultivation system suited them very well.

If they stayed here, perhaps they could become powerhouses given enough time.

Then the five Goblins kowtowed to Lin Chuan, knocking their heads loudly against the ground in thanks.

Afterward, they joined hands and scurried cheerfully out of the cave.

Once the Goblins had left, Lin Chuan turned his gaze back to Yu Xiaogang and Tang San, who lay unconscious on the ground.

He frowned in disgust, walked over, picked up a thick stick nearby, and forcibly rolled the master and disciple over.

The sight frightened Lin Chuan into taking two steps back.

My eyes.

This is absolutely searing my eyes.

Good thing I had the foresight to completely screen off the Heaven and Earth Great World beforehand.

Otherwise, if Zhang Lexuan or Ah Yin saw this sight, their eyes would be sullied.

Yu Xiaogang and Tang San were covered in wounds.

They had also become eunuchs of the dynasty...

Truly worthy of being master and disciple. They even share the sweet and bitter in something like this.

Just then, Lin Chuan's eyes lit up.

I've heard that certain preferences change after becoming a eunuch. If Tang San and Yu Xiaogang...

Ah...

Just thinking about it gives me something to look forward to.

"No, this sight simply isn't suitable for children. It's too hard on the eyes. I'd better finish the proper business quickly, then return to Nuoding Academy."

Although Lin Chuan was somewhat eager to see how the plot would develop afterward.

Seeing Yu Xiaogang and Tang San like this now was purely a dimensional-reduction strike against his own forces.

With a thought, he opened the System Shop.

The next second, six Ten-Year Soul Bones appeared directly in his palm.

Looking at the six Ten-Year Soul Bones in his hand, Lin Chuan couldn't resist clicking his tongue in wonder.

"Oh, Little Scumbag, Little Scumbag, your ancestral graves really must be billowing blue smoke. To help you amount to something in the future, I've spent a fortune buying you six Ten-Year Soul Bones."

"You probably don't know this, but in this world, even a Hundred Thousand Year Soul Bone can't compare to a Ten-Year Soul Bone in rarity."

"You must remember this kindness well and repay me properly in the future. Otherwise, heaven's justice won't tolerate it."

By the end, Lin Chuan could no longer hold back and burst out laughing.

There was really no helping it. Anyone who could hold it in would truly be a veteran at keeping a straight face.

Without the slightest hesitation, Lin Chuan fused the six Soul Bones of this complete set into Tang San's body, one by one.

These Soul Bones had been bought from the System Shop. They were extremely high quality, and chicken-type at that, so there was absolutely no chance of the fusion failing.

A short while later, the complete set of Soul Bones had finally fused into Tang San's body.

"Finally done. Now all that's left is to give Tang San a Lone Bamboo Soul Ring. The Soul Skill has to be Blue Silver Pole. After all, I'm very curious to see what blue pole vaulting looks like."

Seeing that the fusion was complete, Lin Chuan nodded in satisfaction, then bought a Ten-Year Soul Ring from the System Shop.

This Soul Ring naturally came from the Lone Bamboo Martial Soul.

Afterward, he drove the Soul Ring straight into Tang San's body to begin fusion, which finished in just one second.