In the stands, the bald man had already put down his beer glass and began to study how to chew the glass again.
"Didn't you say you don't need to chew?" my companion asked.
"I said, 'I have to score goals today.'" said the bald man, "He has already scored three goals."
"What about you now?"
"... I'm thinking about chewing on a plastic cup or a glass cup."
"Plastic cup, it's easier to chew."
"Are you comforting me?"
"No, I'm suggesting it. After all, glass can scratch your mouth."
"..."
In the 75th minute, Zhang Kuang almost scored again.
This time it was not a breakthrough or a long shot, but a corner kick.
Giggs took a corner kick and the ball flew towards the penalty area.
Zhang Kuang jumped high in the crowd and headed the ball towards the goal.
Howard reacted super sensitively and quickly this time. When Zhang Kuang headed the ball, he judged the right direction. When the ball came over, he pounced and the ball bounced out.
Rooney was ready early. Since Zhang Kuang attracted too many defenders, he became relaxed. When he saw the direction of the ball, he rushed forward to make a follow-up shot. Rooney made a strong follow-up shot and the ball flew into the goal.
Facing Rooney's follow-up shot, goalkeeper Howard made another extreme save. It was difficult to make two extreme saves in a very short period of time, and he did not save it.
5:3.
In the 75th minute, Manchester United's lead expanded, and now the game was stable!
"GOOOOOOOAL!" Martin·Tyler shouted, "Rooney scored, Manchester United 5:3, expanding the lead. If it weren't for Howard, Zhang Kuang would have had a big four just now."
"Yes, and pay attention to Zhang's movement," Rob Hawthorn said, "He always appears in the right place at the right time. This is a natural shooter! A natural killer! A natural goal machine! Unfortunately, Howard stopped the China boy's fourth birthday."
He Wei didn't know what to say anymore in CCTV-5's studio.
"I almost made four...Zhang Kuang is in pretty good shape today, but it's a pity..."
Xu Yang was also confused. "Ah, what a pity..."
He Wei took a deep breath and then spoke.
"But it doesn't matter. You have to eat your food one bite at a time. I've already completed a hat trick today, and it will be the same if I complete a big four next time."
"Yes, with a hat trick, what else is there to be dissatisfied about?"
"To be able to perform a hat trick in Premier League is already very impressive. According to the data, Zhang Kuang is the first Asia player to perform a hat trick in Premier League. He has created history and is also the first Asia player's record. I believe that the next record will not be far away."
"..."
At this time, Rooney on the court excitedly ran to the corner flag area and then made a "Siu" celebration.
Zhang Kuang ran over and laughed. Unexpectedly, Rooney also began to imitate his movements, indicating that his movements were beginning to be contagious.
Think about another time and space. After Cristiano Ronaldo made this action, it slowly spread to various sports and people's celebrations of success in the following ten years.
Whether it is skiing, table tennis, basketball, running, etc., many athletes will do this action after winning, and it is very contagious.
Unexpectedly, the first one to be infected would be Rooney, but Rooney was really domineering in doing this action. After all, he was more like a bear, and his bear-like roar was more shocking.
"Wayne, Little Fatty, yes, yes, yes, this action is more powerful than mine."
"Haha, I did it unconsciously. I didn't want to steal it from you."
"Just do it, everyone can do it."
"Haha, okay!"
Then Manchester United's midfielders and frontcourt players all ran over to celebrate. If they won the game, would the boss punish the midfielders and backcourts more lightly?
Everton's players stood there with their hands on their hips, looking helpless.
Heitinga looked at Zhang Kuang and shook his head. Although the ball was not scored by Zhang Kuang, it was a follow-up shot by Rooney after Zhang Kuang created a threat.
He has been playing football for twenty years and has guarded top stars such as Henry, Cristiano Ronaldo, Drogba, Owen, etc., but never one as difficult as Zhang Kuang.
It's because Zhang Kuang's body is so abnormal that he is almost invisible in football.
If you bump into him, he won't move. If you push him, he won't move. If you pull him, he will run with you.
How the hell do you prevent this?
Hibbert squatted on the ground, holding his knees with both hands, breathing heavily.
There was only one thought in his mind: This China person is not a human being.
In the next game, the score did not change again.
Manchester United defeated Everton 5:3 in an away game and got Premier League to start their fourth consecutive victory.
Zhang Kuang's information: three goals (hat trick), one assist, participated in four goals, best of the match.
After the game, Zhang Kuang held the best champagne in a single game and stood in front of the backdrop to be interviewed.
The person interviewing him was still Jessica Hatchett, Sky Sports's intern reporter.
Jessica is wearing a white shirt and a black hip-hugging skirt, with long golden hair draped over her shoulders, and light makeup. She looks more beautiful than last time.
"Zhang, congratulations on completing Premier League's first hat trick." Jessica's voice was very sweet, "Nine goals and four assists in four games. You are still the top scorer and assist leader. How do you feel?"
Zhang Kuang looked at her, the corners of his mouth raised slightly.
"What do you think? It will gradually become normal for me to lead these two lists. In addition, Premier League is really difficult to play. Until the final whistle, you don't know whether you can win this game."
"That's it?"
"That's it." Zhang Kuang said, "Look at Everton, we fell behind three times and equalized three times. If we hadn't been lucky, we might not have gotten these three points today.
Premier League There is really no weak team, every team may knock you down. Everton played very well today, Cahill's two goals were wonderful, and Arteta's follow-up shot was also very beautiful."
Jessica nodded. "Are you satisfied with your performance?"
"It's okay, I'll give it 80 points." Zhang Kuang said, "But I can do better."
"Can it be better?"
"Of course." Zhang Kuang smiled, "I only scored three goals today. I know there are people in the world who can score 9 goals in a game, and there are even people who can score 5 goals in 9 minutes. So, compared with these, I still have a lot of room."
Jessica was stunned for a moment, then smiled.
"Is what you said true? Why haven't I heard of it?"
"Of course it's true, don't you believe it? If you don't believe it, I'll tell you quietly what happened when we were alone, and I'll treat you to dinner next time."
Jessica's face suddenly turned red.
"We... we are still live broadcasting."
"I know." Zhang Kuang said with a smile, "So what I told is the truth."
After saying that, he put the champagne into Jessica's hand, turned around and left.
Jessica stood there, holding champagne in his hand, his face flushed.
She looked at Zhang Kuang's back and felt a little angry.
This man molested her twice, but neither time took the next step.
What does it mean?
At the press conference after the game, Moyes looked like he had eaten a fly.
"We played very well today, but Manchester United had a player who was beyond our defensive ability." He said, "Zhang Kuang's physical confrontation was too strong, and our defenders couldn't handle him at all. Hibbert told me after the game that he felt like he was hitting a wall."
The reporter asked, "How much do you think Zhang Kuang is worth?"
Moyes glanced at the reporter. "Priceless. He cannot be measured by money."
Ferguson laughed next to him.
The reporter asked him, "Sir, what do you think of Zhang Kuang's performance today?"
Ferguson chewed gum and said slowly, "Three goals and one assist, how else can I watch? Just sit and watch."
The reporters laughed.
"Do you think he can break Premier League's single-season scoring record?"
"It's only four rounds now, it's too early to say this." Ferguson said, "But if he continues to maintain this state, no one knows how far he can achieve."
The reporter asked again, "Why didn't you let him leave midway today and let Zhang Kuang play the whole game?"
Ferguson shrugged. "Because he now has the ability to play the whole game. I didn't expect him to grow up so fast after his first birthday."
The reporters were speechless. Ferguson's excuse was very lame.
Reporter: "Then what do you think of the three goals Manchester United conceded?"
Ferguson was very angry. "My team still has some problems in the midfield and backcourt. They are a little unfocused and have some bad luck. I will make good adjustments in the following training."
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On social media, fans have gone crazy.
"Hat trick! Zhang Kuang is a god today!"
"Zhang Kuang's body is too strong. He doesn't look strong at all. How could he be so hard?"
"Hibbert said in the post-match interview: 'I felt like I was hitting a wall.' It made me laugh!"
"Moyes looked like he had eaten a fly after the game, hahahahaha!"
"Ferguson said 'sit and watch', which made me laugh so hard. This old man is so funny."
"Zhang Kuang teased Jessica again in the post-game interview. This person really knows how to tease."
"Jessica is blushing! She must like Zhang Kuang!"
"It's not that I like her, I just want to marry her."
"Oh, it looks like this girl is going to sleep with Zhang Kuang."
"..."
The social media of China even exploded.
"Zhang Kuang is awesome!!!"
"Nine goals and four assists in four games, creating the history of China player."
"I suspect Zhang Kuang is taking drugs, but I dare not say."
"Upstairs, if you doubt it, just doubt it, don't talk nonsense. You are better than English Football Association, let the drug users play. You are also better than France Football Federation, Zhang Kuang also scored a lot of goals in Ligue 1."
"Is it possible that both English Football Association and France Football Federation were bought by Zhang Kuang?"
"No, aren't you the ones who usually praise the fairness and justice of the West the most? Why are you saying that the West is unfair all of a sudden? What's the matter, our people are so corrosive that they have even corrupted the West, which is the most just in your hearts?"
"Those people upstairs, ignore these people. What they are best at is confusing people by confusing others. When they see China people achieving anything, they will try their best to slander them."
"Zhang Kuang is a slap in the face to those who say 'Ligue 1's level is low'."
"Premier League has nine goals in four games. Is Ligue 1's level low?"
"Zhang Kuang: Ligue 1's level is low? What if I scored nine in Premier League?"
"..."
September 12, DoubleTree by Hilton Swinton.
Jessica stood at the door of the hotel, hesitated for a long time, and then walked in.
She found out that Zhang Kuang lived here and also knew that he had no training schedule today.
She walked to the front desk and gave her name.
"I want to find Mr. Zhang Kuang, is he there?"
The front desk lady looked at her, picked up the phone and dialed a number.
"Mr. Zhang, there is Miss Jessica looking for you."
There was silence on the other end of the phone for two seconds.
"Let her come up."
Jessica's heartbeat accelerated.
The elevator door opened, and Zhang Kuang was standing in the corridor, wearing a black T-shirt and a pair of gray sweatpants. His hair was not dry yet and he looked like he had just taken a shower.
"Jessica?" Zhang Kuang was stunned for a moment, "Why are you here?"
Jessica took a deep breath.
"I want to ask you something."
"What's the matter?"
"Why did you tease me twice and then stop talking to me?"
Zhang Kuang blinked, looking innocent.
"Did I tease you?"
"You didn't tease me? You even said you would treat me to dinner next time." Jessica said, "Then you ran away without even asking me on the phone. You are not sincere at all."
Zhang Kuang thought about it and it seems that he did say it.
"Then... you came to me because you wanted me to treat you to dinner?"
"No." Jessica said, "I just want to ask, what do you mean? Why do you want to tease people?"
Zhang Kuang looked at her and was silent for two seconds.
"Come in and sit down."
Jessica walked into the room and looked around.
The room is not big, but very tidy. There is a sofa, a coffee table, and a TV in the living room. There is a laptop computer and a few books on the coffee table.
"You... you live here?" Jessica was a little surprised.
"Yes." Zhang Kuang took a bottle of water from the refrigerator and handed it to her, "Fifty-five thousand pounds a year, including breakfast, cleaning, gym, and swimming pool, is more cost-effective than renting a villa."
Jessica took the water and didn't know what to say.
She originally wanted to question Zhang Kuang, but once she got here, she didn't know what to say.
"Sit down." Zhang Kuang pointed to the sofa.
Jessica sat down and Zhang Kuang sat next to her.
"Jessica, you came to me just to ask why I molested you?" Zhang Kuang asked.
Jessica hesitated for a moment and nodded.
"Then let me ask you a question." Zhang Kuang said, "Do you want me to contact you, or not? Do you want me to really do something to you, or are you just joking?"
Jessica's face turned red.
"I... I don't know."
"You don't know, then let me tell you." Zhang Kuang said, "You are very beautiful, I like you very much, and I want to trick you into sleeping with you. However, I am a professional player, my life is very busy, my time is very tight, I have no time for falling in love, and I don't like to be restricted by a certain woman. There will be different women around me.
If you want, we can be friends. If you don't want to, I won't force you. Next, do you still want me to take action?"
Jessica looked at him, his heart beating fast.
"What do you mean by 'friend'?"
"That's the literal meaning." Zhang Kuang said, "Friend, I have many friends, and you are just one of them."
Jessica was silent for a long time.
"You want to be a playboy?"
"Haha, it's not that I want to do it, but I am a playboy. Have you not seen the Sun's report on me?"
"Is that all true?"
"You don't have to worry about whether it's true or false. I just want to tell you, don't be deceived by this playboy like me. Now, I'll give you a chance to leave my room within three minutes. If you don't leave after three minutes, then I will push you to bed."
Jessica looked at him, not knowing what to say. She came to him, originally wanting to question him? No, in fact, she might have another idea in her heart, but when he said this, she didn't know what to do.
"You... sleep with me? But, this is not okay, we haven't understood it yet."
Zhang Kuang took out his phone and turned on the time.
"Timer starts."
"Ah, I, this..."
Jessica thought for a moment, and she stood up to leave, but it seemed that she didn't want to leave? No, that's definitely not the case.
So, she left again.
At this time Zhang Kuang hugged her and gave her a passionate kiss...
"Well, didn't you say three minutes?"
"Looking at your hesitation, I think it's better not to embarrass you. Although I am a playboy and I can't guarantee you anything else, when it comes to sex, there is no one else in the world who can achieve my level."
"What, what, what, what are you talking about... um..."
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