Jessica: I was practicing Chinese kung fu with Zhang! The Champions League arrives, China's number one footballer

Two days later, Jessica left the hotel.

Her legs were a little weak, but she had a smile on her face.

She joined Britain Study-Abroad Squad.

Lama, Arya, and Liam expressed their warm welcome to her joining.

"One more sister." Lama said.

However, not far after Jessica left the hotel, she was blocked by a group of reporters, including reporters from "The Sun" and reporters from Sky Sports.

No one told her there was a reporter?

"The Sun" reporter. "Jessica, you went into Chinese Zhang's room for two days before you came out. Looking at you limping, is he really powerful? How many times did you have sex? How fierce is he? How long does it take each time?"

Jessica was stunned for a moment and then got angry. "Fart, Zhang Kuang and I are not who you think. I went to learn China Kung Fu. My lame leg is caused by the recent practice of China Kung Fu when I have to press my legs and do a double step, so that's why."

Reporter: "Oh, it turns out that you are practicing China Kung Fu. It turns out that you are a horse. Then you two were alone in that room and did nothing else for two days without going out. How did you sleep in the only bed in there?"

Jessica: "Of course one sleeps on the bed and the other sleeps on the sofa. I am a lady and a guest, so I sleep on the bed. No, we are just friends. Please don't make random guesses."

Reporter: "A man and a woman have been in the same room together for two days without going out. Your friendship is quite pure. Are you saying that Zhang Kuang is not good at Kung Fu?"

Jessica: "Fart, he is very good, he... cough, I said he China is very good at martial arts, don't interview me, I have something else to do."

Jessica said, pushing aside the reporters and limping towards the car door.

Reporter: "Jessica, can your legs still step on the accelerator? How about we send you off?"

Jessica:"No need, my legs are fine."

Reporter: "That's right, what you injured was not your leg but your hip. Was the hip deformed by the impact? Tsk, tsk, this power is strong enough. Is Zhang Kuang's body really that hard?"

Jessica: "Don't try to trick me, I won't say it."

Reporter: "Does it matter whether you say it or not? If this news is released, everyone will know what happened. If you don't admit it, you can deny the fact."

Jessica:"Believe it or not."

After Jessica finished speaking, he closed the car door, and then the car drove away slowly after a long grinding process.

Then Zhang Kuang went out and was blocked by reporters, who faced the same question.

Zhang Kuang:"What kind of answer do you want to hear?"

The reporters were stunned. "Of course it's the real answer."

Zhang Kuang: "The real answer is that I practiced China Kung Fu with four beautiful women including Jessica in the hotel."

Reporter: "China Kung Fu? What China Kung Fu?"

Zhang Kuang: "I'll keep this a secret. Otherwise, how do you think I got such a hard body? It all comes from practicing China kung fu."

Reporter: "Ahem, you still practice with four women?"

Zhang Kuang:"Any questions?"

Reporter: "Who are the other three women? Where are they?"

Zhang Kuang: "It's confidential, we can't say this."

Reporter: "Then why is Jessica's hip injured? He is limping when he walks?"

Zhang Kuang: "This is caused by over-cultivation. Originally, I wanted to persuade her to combine work and rest, but she is too competitive. She must practice to achieve results, so that's it."

Reporter: "Really?"

Zhang Kuang: "Look, you don't believe me when I tell the truth. How about I tell some lies?"

Reporter: "What is that lie?"

Zhang Kuang: "The lie is, I was never in the same room with Miss Jessica. She did come to see me two days ago, but she just said hello to me and left."

As for why she has been in the hotel these two days, how do I know? You have to ask her and the hotel. So, I suspect that she wants to use me to help her cover up."

Reporter: "Ah? Impossible. According to the information and evidence we have obtained..."

Zhang Kuang: "Okay, I'm not a policeman. I don't have time to analyze the case with you here. I've told both truth and lies. Since you don't believe it, I still have to go to training. Goodbye."

Reporter: "Zhang, please answer two more questions."

Zhang Kuang:"I have answered everything that needs to be answered."

Zhang Kuang said, getting on his big G, and then drove away.

However, this matter has become news and spread, and the entire football world has followed Zhang Kuang and suffered another blow.

Everyone has discovered that the popularity of Zhang Kuang has become higher and higher, almost surpassing the card Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo. How can there be such news about Kaká? He is a pure and good man who only loves one person in his life.

What about Messi? What kind of news can he spread? Apart from the press releases that have been blown over and over again, there is no other news at all.

Cristiano Ronaldo? There is indeed some news. He is taking an inspirational route now, which is the time to build people.

Therefore, Zhang Kuang is the hottest one now. He steals the limelight on the court, and his private life is full of topics and scandals. He is handsome, and he is so careless in his speech.

Gee, this is the hot spot.

Some people don't understand, why is Zhang Kuang creating such a high popularity? World Cup is making a big splash, but he doesn't seem to get any real benefits. Can't he just play football well?

In fact, being popular has at least three major benefits: The first major benefit is to improve commerciality. Advertisers like people who are popular.

The second biggest benefit is to increase visibility. The same is Ballon d'Or voting. Do you think the organizing committee and the voters are willing to vote for an unknown person or someone who is in the news every day?

The third biggest benefit is that big clubs will chase you. When a club signs a star, there are two considerations, one is competitive and the other is commercial. Big clubs will not like it if there is only competition without commerciality.

Of course, there are fourth and fifth major benefits of placing it here Zhang Kuang.

The fourth biggest advantage is that the more famous he is, the more good Qi and blood bags will come to him. Although Qi and blood bags can be beautiful or ugly, who doesn't want the more beautiful ones and the rich ones?

The fifth biggest benefit is that the greater his fame, the more he can be protected. If he is alone in Europe, will the club bully him? Will anyone bully him on the field? Will there be black and white people bullying him outside the field?

This is just talking about Europe, what if he returns to China? Will the more famous he is, the less anyone will dare to bully him? This is the protective layer that fame brings, and this is not a bad thing.

Of course, it doesn't mean that he can't protect himself if he doesn't have a reputation to protect him. After all, he is an immortal cultivator, and he can completely protect himself based on his personal combat power alone.

But nuclear weapons should not be revealed to others until the last moment.

Unless he wants to take another route.

But this crazy system must allow him to survive in the football world. Without goals and trophies, he will not have Qi and Blood Points or Upgrade Card, and he will not be able to advance.

So don't show your final trump card if you can. Smart people should behave as smart people do.

--

"Zhang, you finally showed up. Didn't you say you would take me on a flight after the last game? I've been waiting for you for several days." Rooney felt very resentful after seeing Zhang Kuang, like a widow who had been locked up for a long time.

Zhang Kuang: "Ahem, Wayne, you know, an accident, something unexpected happened. Didn't I compete with that female reporter for two days? I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Rooney:"Ah, you two had sex?"

Zhang Kuang patted Rooney's hand. "Vulgar, we are studying the origin of life, and exploring different ways to influence the origin of life, and whether different channels will affect the survival of life seeds. In short, it is extremely complicated."

Rooney: "Wha, what? So professional?"

There is no way, English is not Chinese. As soon as a few professional biological terms are thrown out, Rooney's claws are numb. He understands the pronunciation, but not the meaning.

Alas, if you are an illiterate person, don't talk about culture to them. Once you talk to them, they will be ruined.

After arriving in the locker room, everyone was teasing Zhang Kuang again. The people in the middle and back defense were in a miserable state. Except for Rooney and the other three who were on vacation, the others had been trained hard for two days.

Back at the training ground, Ferguson looked at everyone coming and said:

"The day after tomorrow, our first UEFA Champions League is coming. You all cheer me up, UEFA Champions League. If anyone doesn't work hard, he will be punished by more than just extra practice. Do you hear that?"

"YES, BOSS!"

"Okay, let's start training. By the way, Zhang, you go run ten laps first."

Zhang Kuang:"???? Huh?"

Zhang Kuang's head was full of black question marks. He didn't understand why he had to run ten laps alone.

Ferguson: "What? Do you have any objections? I heard that you hung out with a female reporter in the hotel for two days? You are so energetic and have no place to vent. Then go run ten laps first."

Zhang Kuang:"*\u0026%￥#@!~!@##."

Well, what can he say, just run away!

The remaining teammates laughed "Kuku".

--

September 15, Old Trafford Stadium.

In the first round of the group stage, UEFA Champions League, Manchester United faced Glasgow Rangers at home.

Scotland rich family, Scottish Premier League champion.

Before the game, Ferguson announced the starting lineup in the locker room.

433: Goalkeeper No. 29 Kuszczak, left back No. 22 O'Shea, left center back No. 5 Ferdinand, right center back No. 12 Smalling, right back No. 20 Fabio, Midfielder No. 25 Valencia, No. 24 Fletcher, No. 28 Daron Gibson, right winger Nani, forward Zhang Kuang, left winger Rooney.

This starting list made everyone dumbfounded. This lineup has changed so much? There have been changes from goalkeeper to defender to midfielder and forward.

Isn't it said that UEFA Champions League in the first game is very important? How to perform the rotation?

"Today is UEFA Champions League, it is very important." Ferguson said, "It is also the first step for us to win the UEFA Champions League championship this season, but we must make rotations.

The reason is very simple, that is, our league is going to be very stressful, and in four days we will face our first mortal enemy in the league, Liverpool."

He glanced at Zhang Kuang.

"Zhang, perform well today and at least score goals. The more goals the better."

Zhang Kuang nodded.

"Others, don't think that because we have rotated, we are looking down on Glasgow Rangers. On the contrary, we have sent people with more fighting spirit. Today, we will take down Glasgow Rangers."

Old Trafford Stadium, 76,000 seats, all packed.

When the UEFA Champions League theme song played, Zhang Kuang stood in the player tunnel, his palms a little sweaty.

Not nervous, but excited.

This is UEFA Champions League.

The highest level of club competition on the planet. He finally stood on this stage.

The players from Glasgow Rangers stood opposite, all tall and tall, like a group of warriors who came out of Scotland Highlands.

Their captain, central defender David·Weir, is 1.91 meters tall, weighs 90 kilograms, has a bald head and a fleshy face. He looks like he acted in "Braveheart".

He walked up to Zhang Kuang, looked down, yes, lowered his head, because he was half a head taller than Zhang Kuang.

"Boy, today you will feel the hardness of Scotland football." Weir said, his voice was low, as if coming from underground.

Zhang Kuang looked up at him and smiled.

"Hardness? No man is harder than me. Many women have proven it."

"Pfft, haha..."

Immediately, the members of both teams, who were originally serious about appearing on the stage, were completely off guard by the words Zhang Kuang.

Weir was stunned for a moment. He was dumbfounded and didn't know how to deal with it. He looked so embarrassed.

Fortunately, at this time the referee gave the order and everyone started to play.

"Viewers, welcome to watch the focus of the first round of the 2010-11 season Europe Champions League group stage, Manchester United vs. Glasgow Rangers at home!" The voice of Martin·Tyler spread throughout the world through broadcast signals.

"This is China Player Zhang Kuang's UEFA Champions League debut. He has scored nine goals and four assists in the first four rounds of Premier League. He is in extremely hot form." Rob Hawthorn said, "Let's wait and see whether he can continue this performance in the UEFA Champions League arena today."

He Wei was equally excited in CCTV-5's studio. "Dear viewers, welcome to watch the UEFA Champions League Group C match, Manchester United versus Glasgow Rangers. Today, China Player Zhang Kuang will make his UEFA Champions League debut. This is another important moment in China football history!"

"Since Dong Fangzhuo represented Manchester United in UEFA Champions League in 2007, after three years, another China player finally stood in On the UEFA Champions League stage." Xu Yang said, "And Qidian of Zhang Kuang is taller than Dong Fangzhuo. He is Manchester United's main forward."

"The game is about to start, let's pay attention together. Okay, we just got the starting lineups for both sides, oh, it's a bit surprising, Manchester United has been rotated.

However, Zhang Kuang is still in the starting lineup, and Manchester United has rotated from goalkeeper, defense, midfielder, and frontcourt. Let's take a look at the specific lineup..."

The whistle sounded.

The game begins.

Glasgow Rangers's players started to closely mark Zhang Kuang as soon as they came up. It was not an ordinary close guard, but the kind that wanted to pick you up and throw you out.

Scotland people pay attention to the word "ruthless" when playing football. Their physical confrontation is very fierce.

In the fifth minute, Zhang Kuang picked up the ball in the middle, and Glasgow Rangers's right back Kirk Broadfoot rushed over and hit Zhang Kuang like a truck.

Broadfoot is 1.88 meters tall and weighs 85 kilograms. He is the famous "tough guy" of Scottish Premier League. His nickname is "Bulldozer" because he likes to crush his opponents with his body.

Zhang Kuang didn't hide, but hit him directly. He didn't fall.

He endured it.

He has long been accustomed to this kind of testing. Generally speaking, in teams that have just played against each other, there will always be players who are unwilling to admit defeat and want to test his strength. There is no way. Football players are usually rough guys. Sometimes they are very stubborn and like to brag that they are better. They always have to try it before they know.

Broadfoot felt like he hit a wall, bounced back, and sat down on the ground.

"Ouch!" Broadfoot shouted, looking up at Zhang Kuang, his eyes filled with shock.

Zhang Kuang didn't even look at him, then immediately kicked the ball to Nani and ran into the penalty area.

The whole audience burst into laughter.

"Broadfoot was knocked down by Zhang Kuang!" Martin·Tyler shouted, "Oh my god, Broadfoot is 1.88 meters tall and weighs 85 kilograms. He was knocked down easily by Zhang Kuang!"

"What did I see?" Rob Hawthorn said, "Scotland's 'Bulldozer' was knocked down by a China man? Isn't that the script?"

He Wei burst out laughing in CCTV-5's studio, "This scene reminds me of the old saying: A mantis's arm is like a car. Broadfoot is the mantis, and Zhang Kuang is the car."

Xu Yang also laughed, "Teacher He, your metaphor is too vivid."

"It's not a metaphor, it's a fact." He Wei said, "The moment Broadfoot fell to the ground, his eyes were confused, his expression was helpless, and his heart was broken."

In the stands, a bald man wearing a Scotland skirt covered his face.

"Oh my god, Broadfoot was knocked down by a kid?"

"That kid weighs seventy-five kilograms, and Broadfoot weighs eighty-five kilograms." said the companion next to him.

"This is unscientific!"

"There are many unscientific things on the football field."

While everyone was talking, Nani finally got a chance to play. He dribbled the ball down the court at extremely fast speed, then made an inside cut, and then kicked the ball towards the goal.

The ball was pushed out by the opponent's centre-back.

Zhang Kuang was stunned for a moment. "Holy shit, Nani Won't Pass?"

Just like that, the attack was interrupted this time. Zhang Kuang was very depressed. Meeting Nani Won't Pass was really a headache.

In the eighth minute, Valencia stole the ball. He was about to pass the ball to Zhang Kuang, but Nani kept shouting from the right. Valencia couldn't refuse Nani's enthusiasm, so he passed the ball from the left midfield to the right. Nani was very excited after receiving the ball.

So, he continued to rush forward. Facing the backcourt player Glasgow Rangers, he stepped on his bicycle and was passed by someone. Then he cut inside again. Just as he was about to take off, two central defenders from Glasgow came over.

At this time, Zhang Kuang ran diagonally out of the gap, but Nani didn't seem to see it. He took a few steps laterally and then directly kicked off, and then the ball was slightly higher than the crossbar and flew out of the baseline.

Nani was filled with regret, clapped his hands and shook his head.

Zhang Kuang looked at this scene coldly, this boy, the road is narrow, he can't recognize the big and small kings, this is.

Rooney also gave Nani a cold look on the other side. He didn't speak, and Zhang Kuang naturally couldn't speak either.

However, Ferguson on the sidelines spoke.

"Nani, what are you doing? Teamwork, cooperation, you have to pass the ball."

Facing Ferguson's shouting, Nani just nodded towards Ferguson, and then continued to be immersed in his own regret.

Martin: "Wow, Nani, the rotation player of Manchester United, seems to be unable to cooperate with the boy China. Manchester United has abolished the three forward system. Maybe Glasgow Rangers still has hope."

Rob: "Sometimes the biggest fear on the court is not how powerful the opponent is, but that your own system is destroyed. That would be scary."

Martin: "Facts have proven that even if he is as strong as Zhang Kuang, without the cooperation of his teammates, no matter how strong his offensive ability is, it will become a display."

"No, Martin, Zhang, has another skill. He can break through a line of defense by himself."

"Oh, that requires the cooperation of various specific conditions. If it could be like this every time, then Messi would have been able to score goals by himself every time."

"That's right."

In the 15th minute, Zhang Kuang received a short pass from Gibson near the midfield. After receiving the ball, he pulled the ball and quickly passed Whittaker.

Whittaker wanted to pull, but failed because Zhang Kuang was too fast.

Zhang Kuang has always played on the wing before, so his ability to break through in the middle has not been demonstrated.

Therefore, when Zhang Kuang saw the opponent's No. 5, No. 24 and No. 3 surrounding him, he did not pass the ball, but directly ran into the circle of three people, while his feet were protecting the ball.

With a 'bang', the two people in the middle were knocked away, and the other No. 5 who was not knocked away was holding Zhang Kuang's jersey with one hand.

But Zhang Kuang ignored it at all and directly dragged No. 5 forward.

Martin: "Wow, I really like to see Chinese Zhang's unreasonable breakthrough. Today Glasgow Rangers focuses on intensive defense. It is very difficult to break such a defense if you only rely on technology. You need Zhang's hard-to-break method."

Rob: "It depends on whether Zhang can defeat him ten times at a time."

On the court, Zhang Kuang had only taken two steps when he heard Nani from the right wing yelling desperately:

"Zhang, pass it to me, pass it to me!"

Zhang Kuang ignored him, took the ball two steps, and then volleyed it vigorously from the top of the outer arc of the penalty area. The ball broke through the air like a cannonball, making a sharp whistle and heading straight for the upper left corner of Glasgow Rangers's goal.

At this time, Glasgow Rangers's goalkeeper McGregor made a leap to save the ball, but the difference was just one centimeter, really just one centimeter.

'Shua'!

The ball went into the net.

Martin: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! Zhang, it's Chinese Zhang again, helping Manchester United open the scoring and break Glasgow Rangers's goal!"

He Wei: "It's in, it's in, it's in, the ball is in, Zhang Kuang scored his first goal on the UEFA Champions League field.

He made history, he broke the record and became the first China football player and the first China player to score a goal on Europe Champions League.

He is Zhang Kuang. Please remember this moment. On September 15, 2010, Zhang Kuang broke the record and created history."

He Wei's excited roar infected thousands of fans watching the game. Some fans shouted excitedly, some wiped tears excitedly, some drank a large glass of wine excitedly, and some even threw away their wives' clothes excitedly...

Zhang Kuang ran excitedly to the corner flag area after scoring the goal, and then made a domineering move of jumping, turning, and cutting the air with his hands.

At this time, Walter Smith, the head coach of the Glasgow Rangers team, shook his head after seeing this goal. Really, all tactics are just paper tigers in front of an absolute superstar.

This meritorious coach who led the Glasgow Rangers team to win seven consecutive Scotland championships suddenly felt the urge to leave Scotland.

Ferguson on the other side applauded happily, and then sat back in his seat as if it were a matter of course.

In the celebration area, the team members of Manchester United are celebrating, and Nani is also holding Zhang Kuang.

"Zhang, actually I was in a good position just now, you can pass it to me."

Zhang Kuang was stunned for a moment, then smiled and nodded.

"Okay, I'll pass it on to you next time I get the chance."

Faced with Nani's words, someone else might have rebuffed him, but Zhang Kuang wouldn't. Don't ignore this kind of person. He is seeking death himself. If you rebuke him, what if you make him wake up? If he fails to seek death, doesn't it mean you have fulfilled him?