There is nothing to watch in the next league. Apart from Zhang Kuang being able to score goals and assists, it has no other meaning.
On April 19, in the 34th round of Premier League, Newcastle played against Manchester United at home.
Ferguson rotated all the main players in this game: Zhang Kuang, Rooney, and Berbatov did not go to the away game, and did not even sit on the bench.
Manchester United sent out a full substitute lineup to play, and finally tied with Newcastle 0:0.
After the game, Newcastle head coach Pardew said, "We drew with Manchester United's substitute lineup, which should have been something to be happy about, but the problem is that they were able to score one point in the away game with their substitute lineup, which shows that Manchester United's bench depth is terrible."
On April 23, Manchester United played against Everton at home.
Zhang Kuang and Berbatov are still sitting on the bench, and Ferguson is leaving UEFA Champions League in the semi-finals.
Hernández scored the only goal of the game, and Manchester United defeated Everton 1:0.
After the game, Ferguson said, "Little Pea is in very good condition. He knows his role in the team very well. He can score goals as a substitute and as a starter. This kind of player is the coach's favorite."
Zhang Kuang sat on the bench and laughed for half the game. When he saw Fellaini fighting for a header with Carrick on the court, the referee called Fellaini for a foul. He spread his hands with an innocent look on his face. His expression was really funny.
After the 35th round, Manchester United, who won the championship, paid little attention to the ups and downs of the league.
All eyes turned to Gelsenkirchen on April 26.
UEFA Champions League semi-finals, Manchester United challenged Schalke 04 away from home.
Zhang Kuang, on the other hand, spent a few good days, neither playing much games nor training. He mainly just went to deal with it and then returned to the hotel to hang out with the women.
With Upgrade Card and no Qi and Blood Points upgrade, do you think it is painful or not?
So, I can only work hard for the beauties.
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On the evening of April 26, Gelsenkirchen, Veltins-Arena.
The 54,000 seats were packed, and the blue ocean of Schalke fans spread from the stands to the edge of the stadium.
The miners' singing was deafening and a huge banner unfurled in the stands that read 'Our first UEFA Champions League semi-final, we won't let you down.'
When Zhang Kuang came to the court to warm up, the camera immediately focused on him, and then the audience burst into loud boos.
This is a bluff against the enemy who threatens you the most!
Zhang Kuang is so fierce, so fierce... Everyone says he is fierce!
Of course, in addition to what everyone said, the data also showed that he was a mess, so when the home players faced Manchester United, the most fierce person, they boldly booed Zhang Kuang, hoping to scare Zhang Kuang, and then make Zhang Kuang perform abnormally.
But obviously, this is in vain.
Because before the game, the head coach of Schalke 04 said, "Manchester United has extremely rich experience. Many players in the team are in the golden maturity period of 29-33 years old. Zhang Kuang, Rooney, and Hernández have strong offensive firepower.
Especially this season, their offensive ability ranks first among Europe, and they have almost no opponents in Premier League. Zhang Kuang has scored 64 goals in the league, and has scored 19 goals in UEFA Champions League, setting a new record.
Indeed, in front of Zhang Kuang, Rooney and other attackers, we are not favored, just like when Inter Milan was eliminated.
We will put down our burdens and attack with all our strength, and will not sit back and defend; even if we lose the first round, we will still fight hard when we return to Old Trafford.
Ferguson has been coaching for 30 years and is still full of passion. He is a role model in the coaching world and I respect him very much."
Of course, it doesn't mean that Schalke 04 is bad. At least Ferguson praised two players, one is Raúl and the other is Neuer.
During the warm-up, Neuer had been peeking at Zhang Kuang. Zhang Kuang felt someone peeking at him, and then he saw Neuer's concerned eyes, and then he smiled at Neuer.
Unexpectedly, Neuer responded with a fierce look, Zhang Kuang was stunned.
'Fuck, you have no manners at all?'
Zhang Kuang cursed in his mind and continued to warm up.
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Martin: "Dear viewers, what you are watching now is the scene before the semi-final match between UEFA Champions League and Schalke 04's home game against Manchester United.
Schalke 04 broke into the semi-finals of UEFA Champions League for the first time in history, and their opponent Manchester United reached the semi-finals of UEFA Champions League for the seventh time. Counting the unreformed UEFA Champions League, Manchester United won the cup three times.
Therefore, judging from the data, there is a huge gap between the two teams. One is a newcomer to the top four of UEFA Champions League, and the other is a regular member of the top four of UEFA Champions League.
The biggest highlight of this game is: Zhang Kuang plays against Neuer. Zhang Kuang is a super shooter who has scored more than 80 goals this season. The other is Germany, the future national goalkeeper who is about to join Bayern Munich.
So can the super shooter score Germany's future national goal? This is the time to test Neuer."
Neville sat next to him. "Neuer's performance in UEFA Champions League this year is indeed outstanding, but Zhang Kuang... To be honest, I don't think Neuer can stop him. The competition between the two will become the main line of this game."
"..."
In the CCTV-5 broadcast room, He Wei's voice also rang. "Good evening, viewers, this is Gelsenkirchen Veltins-Arena, UEFA Champions League semi-final first round, Schalke 04 versus Manchester United.
Can Zhang Kuang continue his scoring record today? Can Neuer keep Schalke's goal? The game is about to start. We have just received the starting rosters of both sides, let's take a look at the starting lineups of both sides..."
Comments in the MyScore comment area are jumping rapidly one by one:
"UEFA Champions League semi-finals! Zhang Kuang rush!"
"If Neuer can seal Zhang Kuang today, I will call him daddy."
"Don't worry, don't worry. Neuer is indeed strong, but Zhang Kuang is even stronger."
"Neuer: I heard that you can score four goals in a game? Let me show you what a goalkeeper is."
"Zhang Kuang: I heard that you will be the number one goalkeeper in the world in the future? Let me show you what a shooter is."
"Hahahahaha, the flags are set on both sides."
"Zhang Kuang: My cum is hard and accurate! Neuer: My gag is tight and firm, you can't cum!"
"Holy shit, you guys, can you drive on such a broken road?"
"..."
The starting players from both sides returned to the locker room and came out again. After completing various ritual procedures, they stood still.
The referee Carlos Velasco Carvalho blew the opening whistle.
The game officially begins.
After the start, Schalke played not conservatively. Rangnick said before the game that they would not sit back and defend.
They took advantage of their home court advantage and launched two attacks in the first five minutes of the game.
In the 3rd minute, Farfán broke through from the right and made a pass. Raúl grabbed a shot in the penalty area, but was blocked by Ferdinand.
Raúl raised his hand to the referee to signal Ferdinand's handball, but the referee ignored it.
The subsequent corner kick again caused chaos in Manchester United's penalty area. Fortunately, Ferdinand made a header to clear the ball. Rooney got the ball. He observed that Zhang Kuang had already started, and he made a long diagonal pass to Zhang Kuang who was advancing forward from the left.
When Zhang Kuang stopped the ball, Schalke's right back Atsuto Uchida had already blocked the ball, and midfielder Papadopoulos also covered the ball from the side.
Zhang Kuang dunked with his left foot, dodged Atsuto Uchida's overcoming attack, then moved the ball to the center with his right foot, got out of the shooting angle and then pushed the ball!
The ball flew to the lower left corner of the goal!
Neuer flew to save and blocked the ball with one palm!
Hernández followed up with a follow-up shot, but Matip had already returned to defense and kicked the ball out of the sideline.
Martin: "Zhang Kuang's shot! Neuer saved it! In the contest between the strongest spear and the thickest shield, obviously the shield won this time. Neuer showed Zhang Kuang how tight and secure the goal he guarded was!"
Neville: "Ha, just now Zhang Kuang was just trying out his skills. When he really exerts his strength, no matter how tight or secure the door is, he will shoot it open!"
Martin:"Ahem..."
Zhang Kuang stood there, watching Neuer get up from the ground, and patted his gloves.
Neuer also glanced at him. There was no provocation in his eyes, but the calm aura made Zhang Kuang narrow his eyes slightly.
"Neuer's save just now was very exciting," He Wei said, "He predicted the direction of Zhang Kuang's shot and moved one step ahead of time before he had time to make the save. This goalkeeper is really not easy."
Xu Yang: "This is Germany's future national goalkeeper, and he is different from other goalkeepers. Now they say he is a goalkeeper. He likes to stay away from the goal and cooperate with defenders, or to block attackers outside the penalty area in advance."
In the 14th minute, Park Ji-sung intercepted Baumjohann's pass in the midfield and penetrated Schalke's defense with a through ball.
Hernández successfully countered offside and dribbled the ball into the penalty area!
Single sword!
Hernández left foot push!
Neuer struck out, opening his arms to block the shooting angle, and the ball bounced off his leg.
Zhang Kuang rushed up from the side and wanted to take a follow-up shot, but Neuer reacted very quickly and turned over to press the ball under him.
Neuer got up from the ground holding the ball and glanced in the direction of Zhang Kuang.
Zhang Kuang was stunned for a moment, this guy's reaction was too fast.
He turned around and walked back, silently raising the level of Neuer's strength in his mind.
In the 27th minute, Manchester United got a corner kick.
Giggs drove the ball to the front point, Ferdinand scrambled to header the ball and the ball flew to the back point.
Zhang Kuang rushed out from the crowd and headed towards the goal!
The ball flew to the lower right corner of the goal!
Neuer made a flying save and pushed the ball out of the goal post with one hand!
"Neuer! It's Neuer again!" Tyler's voice rose, "This time he made a world-class save! Zhang Kuang's header angle was tricky enough, but Neuer's reaction speed was too fast!"
Neville sighed, "Neuer's performance today is indeed top-notch. He alone blocked Manchester United's three must-goal opportunities, Zhang Kuang's twice, and Hernández's once."
Zhang Kuang stood in the penalty area, not looking at Neuer, who was preparing for a corner kick.
He did not show a frustrated expression, but instead raised the corners of his mouth slightly.
In the 28th minute, another corner kick was taken.
This time Giggs sent the ball to the center, and the ball drew an arc and flew to the center of the small penalty area.
Zhang Kuang emerged from the gap between Atsuto Uchida and Matip, leaping high into the air.
He stayed in the air for half a second, then swung his head towards the ball and scored.
Neuer couldn't react faster this time, because his body was twisted, he was facing the right, and the ball spun to the upper left corner.
It was impossible for him to let his waist and hips disconnect and his upper body fly out alone to catch the ball. Therefore, the ball flew over his head and then spun to the upper left corner of the goal. The ball hit the lower edge of the crossbar and bounced into the net.
0:1!
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!! Zhang Kuang!" Tyler's voice boomed, "Headed the corner kick! Neuer can't stop it anymore! This is Zhang Kuang's 20th goal this season for UEFA Champions League! UEFA Champions League A new record in history!"
Neville followed up and shouted, "Zhang Kuang has scored a goal! Neuer pounced on him three times, but finally failed on the fourth attempt! In front of Zhang Kuang's sharp spear, no matter how thick the shield is, it will be smashed open, and no matter how tightly he closes his eyes, no matter how tight the goal is, it will be smashed through."
Zhang Kuang is a good shot, feels good, and feels comfortable all over. Looking at Neuer, she looks like a woman who is exhausted afterwards..."
"Cough, cough, hey, Gary, this is football commentary, the commentary should be more civilized." Martin quickly stopped.
Neville: "Ah? Is there any ambiguity in my explanation just now? No..."
He Wei: "Finally a goal, Neuer has saved Zhang Kuang's must-goal twice in a row, let's look back at this goal, Giggs's pass was like a crescent moon hanging in the air, and Zhang Kuang jumped into the air, just like an eagle volleying in the air. Neuer, even though he reacted quickly, was limited by his body posture and was unable to make a move.
The world always praises goalkeepers for their heroic saves, but when the offensive player seizes the opportunity to the extreme, no matter how good the goalkeeper is, he can only watch the ball and sigh.
Luck always favors those who dare to grab points and go all out. This header is the result of sharp movement and strong physical fitness..."
Zhang Kuang After scoring a goal, he ran to the corner flag area, took three steps, jumped, turned in the air, swiped his hands down, and roared!!
Then his teammates came running over to celebrate.
Neuer got up from the ground, fished the ball out of the net, and kicked it hard.
Schalke fans' singing was silenced at this moment.
Ferguson Seeing this, he smiled and chewed gum faster.
Schalke 04's players and coaching staff looked at Zhang Kuang with mixed eyes. They were not happy with Zhang Kuang's goal, but they were also amazed at Zhang Kuang's ability. He was indeed a man who could not be guarded. No matter he was a top defender or a top goalkeeper, he could not be guarded.
In the 32nd minute, Schalke launched their best attack in the first half.
Neuer kicked off the backcourt and directly found Papadopoulos. The Greek midfielder passed the ball directly to Raúl without stopping.
Raúl dribbled the ball forward, Edu came in from the left at high speed, and the two played a one-two against the wall, directly breaking through the middle defense of Ferdinand and Vidić.
Raúl gets a chance to stand alone!
He dribbled the ball into the penalty area, faced the attacking Van der Sar, and shot a curved ball...
It's a pity that Raúl is old and the strength at his feet is weak. The ball kicked out has no power and flies softly to the center of the goal. It is easily picked up by Van der Sar.
Raúl knelt on the turf, looking up to the sky and sighing.
I have to accept my old age. Why have my main legs and auxiliary legs become limp? No, I heard that there is a mysterious Eastern aphrodisiac... There is a medicine to strengthen the legs. I don't know if it works?
Martin: "Raúl's shot... He wanted to pursue the angle too much, but his strength couldn't keep up. If it had been the young Raúl, this goal might have been scored."
Neville: "I am 34 years old, and my body's explosive power is indeed declining. Raúl worked hard today, but this goal was such a pity. It has been a half-court offensive and defensive drill surrounded by Manchester United. It is not easy to get a chance. Schalke has the best chance."
In the 35th minute, the three midfielders Giggs, Carrick, and Park Ji-sung moved back and forth, trying to tear apart Schalke's gradually tightening iron barrel formation.
But Schalke quickly retracted after losing the ball. The four defenders and five midfielders all retreated to the front of the penalty area, forming a dense defensive formation.
Manchester United's attack can't penetrate at all.
In the 40th minute, Giggs passed the ball from the right. Rooney caught up with the ball and shot directly from a small angle.
Neuer made the ultimate save and held the ball under his body.
Martin shook his head. "Neuer made another one. He was really fighting against the entire Manchester United team by himself today. The ball Rooney just hit was sudden and the angle was small, but Neuer's reaction was too fast."
In the stoppage time of the first half, Rooney sent a through ball, and Giggs successfully countered offside and formed a single goal.
Giggs pushed and Neuer struck again to block.
He Wei: "Neuer saved a single goal for the third time! Isn't this young Germany national goalkeeper too strong? I can't believe how many must-goals he saved in the first half?"
Zhang Kuang rushed up from the side and wanted to shoot, but Neuer held the ball in his arms and roared in the direction of Zhang Kuang the moment he got up from the ground.
Zhang Kuang was stunned for a moment.
Then he realized - Neuer was yelling at him.
Zhang Kuang, not to be outdone, replied in German: "Why are you roaring? Are you barking like a dog?"
Neuer walked towards him holding the ball with a bad look in his eyes. "What the hell did you say?"
Zhang Kuang greeted him, and the two faced each other.
"I said, why the hell are you roaring? Are you barking like a dog? It's not like what you're doing. You need to go to a pet hospital for further training."
Neuer stretched out his hand and pushed Zhang Kuang, but it was as if he was pushing against an iron wall and couldn't push it, but his momentum was not lost. "Can you say it again?"
"What, do you want to take action?"
Zhang Kuang pretended to reach out and push back, but players on both sides immediately rushed forward.
Rooney hugged Zhang Kuang's waist and moved back, Papadopoulos blocked in front of Neuer.
The chief referee Carvalho rushed over and gave a few warnings to the two men.
In fact, Zhang Kuang just teased Neuer a few times. He couldn't stand his arrogant look. Why did he have to imitate Kahn's ferocious lion roar?
The key is to pretend to be in front of him.
Of course, teasing is just teasing. If he really wanted to take action, he would have used hundreds of ways to make Neuer ecstasy.
"Hey hey hey, the atmosphere is getting heated!" Neville laughed in the broadcast room, "Zhang Kuang and Neuer were at odds! In the first half, Neuer pounced on Zhang Kuang several times, and Zhang Kuang scored a goal, and then the two began to compete!
But this is normal, one said I want to cum in, and the other said no, I was tight and tight. The key is that Neuer also tried to scare Zhang Kuang with his roar.
But who is Zhang Kuang? Although he is usually handsome and sunny, he knows China Kung Fu. Even Rooney, who has learned boxing, is not his enemy with one move. Will he be afraid of Neuer's roar?"
Tyler also laughed, "Ah? Really? Zhang Kuang knows China Kung Fu very well?"
Neville: "That's not important. What's important is that the game has become more interesting."
Martin: "No, important, important, everyone is very interested in knowing about Zhang Kuang's China Kung Fu."
Neville: "We'll talk about this later. I'll talk to everyone during halftime. Now let's watch the game..."
As a result, as soon as Neville finished speaking, Spain's referee Carlos·Velasco·Carvalho blew the whistle to end the first half.
At the end of the first half, the score was 0:1.
In Sky Sports's broadcast room, Martin: "Gary, quickly, tell me about Zhang Kuang China Kung Fu..."