It's a pity that commercials are about to be shown, so the audience can't hear Gary·Neville talking about Zhang Kuang China Kung Fu!
But everyone in the comment area of MyScore is very enthusiastic!
"Fuck, let me just say, Zhang Kuang knows China Kung Fu, and his playing level is related to China Kung Fu. I have watched Stephen Chow "Shaolin Soccer", China people play football with Kung Fu. No wonder Zhang Kuang scores goals so well. It turns out he knows China Kung Fu."
"It's not fair. Chinese Zhang uses China Kung Fu to play football, but we Westerners don't know how. This is unfair. Why?"
"Ah? This... how did he use China Kung Fu to kick the ball? Didn't he move in the same way as other people on the court? Are the rules and requirements the same?"
"No, he doesn't look strong, but no one can hit him. This is China Kung Fu. And his speed. He can outrun anyone. This is also China Kung Fu. Yes, there is also strength. The ball he kicks is very powerful, so the ball speed is very fast. This is also China Kung Fu. So, this is unfair, and he must be restricted."
"I lost it, how can this be restricted?"
"If you hit him twice and he doesn't fall, you will be punished for violating the rules. If his speed exceeds Bolt, you will be punished for violating the rules. If his ball speed exceeds 120 kilometers, you will be punished. Otherwise, it is unfair."
"Holy shit, I'm really speechless. Then why don't you just tie his hands and feet and prevent him from playing? Or would it be better to not let him go on the court?"
"Yes, he shouldn't have played. No wonder he has scored more goals than Messi. Messi is comparing data with a monster. Zhang Kuang is the devil. Messi is the human football genius."
"Huh? It turns out that you are complaining about Messi. How about you sort out these materials and appeal to UEFA and International Football to see if they accept it?"
"Yes, we will definitely do it. It's not fair. Orientals are playing tricks and using China Kung Fu to play football. It's not fair..."
"What, what's going on? You're not allowed to hit others on the court. You're not allowed to run past others. You're not allowed to kick a ball with more power than others?"
"Oh my God, these people are so scary. Holy shit, it completely subverted my understanding. How can they still be like this?"
"No, haven't the fans of Zhang Kuang and the fans of Messi settled the matter? Why are they starting to fight again? I just found a lot of Messi fans in a group saying that they should drive Zhang Kuang out of the football world, saying that he is a fraud!"
"Ah? Shit, this..."
"I'm really speechless."
"No, if China Kung Fu can really be applied to football, and it is so powerful, do you think China National Team will still be unable to enter World Cup? So, are these people fools? Just based on the movie "Shaolin Soccer", you can conclude that after learning China Kung Fu, you will be invincible in football?"
"Oh, friend, you don't understand, what does this have to do with China Kung Fu? They just finally found a reason to ban or expel Zhang Kuang, as long as Zhang Kuang chases away, who is Messi's opponent? So, does it matter whether Zhang Kuang used China Kung Fu to kick the ball? What we want is to accuse him of this crime and drive him away."
"Hey, it turns out I am still naive."
"Oh, some groups are really... just like some environmentalists and holy women groups nowadays..."
"..."
After the start of the second half, Schalke obviously strengthened its attack.
They know that if they go to the away game at 0:1, they really have no chance. They can't let Manchester United win, and they can't let Manchester United continue to score goals.
As a result, Manchester United hit a quick counterattack before attacking for two minutes. In the end, Schalke 04 had to use illegal methods to prevent Hernández's goal.
In the 47th minute, Manchester United got a free kick in the frontcourt, but this free kick was far away from the goal, more than 40 meters away.
Giggs is standing in front of the ball, and it is difficult for Zhang Kuang to grab it, so he is sandwiched between Papadopoulos and Atsuto Uchida in the penalty area.
The whistle sounded, Giggs drove the ball towards the center of the penalty area.
Zhang Kuang jumped up with all his strength, he broke through the two defenses in two moves, and headed towards the goal with a header!
Neuer flew up and lifted the beam!
Martin: "It's Neuer again! Zhang Kuang's header angle is tricky enough, but Neuer's save is equally wonderful!"
Neuer got up from the ground and roared in the direction of Zhang Kuang again.
After Zhang Kuang landed on the ground, he turned around, smiled at Neuer, and then whistled a few "dog funny" whistles at Neuer.
Neuer stared at him, picked up the ball from behind the goal, and threw it hard.
Martin: "Wow, I feel like Neuer and Zhang Kuang are going to fight at any time. Gary, I just received a message that there are a lot of fans attacking Zhang Kuang. It's unfair. Use China plays kung fu and asks UEFA and FIFA to ban him. Gary, your words of 'Zhang Kuang knows China kung fu' have brought him a lot of trouble."
Neville: "Ah? This? I also saw these messages during the halftime break. However, I would like to ask if Rooney knows how to box, should I also file a complaint against him and not allow him to play football?
Ibrahimović is still a second-degree professional black belt in Taekwondo. Should he be banned? Čech is also a professional drummer on the drum set. Should he be banned? Ber is still a professional rugby player. Should he be banned? These are just famous ones. There are many not-so-famous professional players who have second-level athletic talents. So should these people be banned?
Is it necessary for FIFA to issue a rule: apart from playing football, football players are not allowed to participate in any other sports, let alone become professional?
Some extreme fans are really hard to understand. You say that the profile of your favorite star is no better than Zhang Kuang. Instead of thinking about how to help your star improve his profile, you are thinking about how to keep Zhang Kuang going. What do you call such a good fan?
Whether a player's second skill should be banned depends on two things. The first is whether he has used this skill to make a profit in football matches. The second is whether this skill violates the regulations of FIFA.
If these two points are not touched, then no one has the right to ban athletes with secondary sports skills."
Martin: "Yes, Gary, you are right. These fans are really unreasonable. I don't understand why some fans are so extreme?"
Neville: "Oh, you should know, this is popular now, watch football, I don't want to lose my new job within a few days."
Martin:"Haha..."
In the 52nd minute of the game, Farfán broke through from the right and passed in. Jurado volleyed in the penalty area and the ball missed the right post.
Jurado patted the turf with an annoyed expression.
In the 58th minute, Zhang Kuang got the ball in the middle, attracting the defense of Papadopoulos and Baumjohann. Instead of forcing a breakthrough, he distributed the ball to Rooney on the right.
Rooney caught the ball and sent a through ball to the ground. The ball penetrated Schalke's entire defense line!
Hernández successfully countered offside and dribbled the ball into the penalty area!
Single sword!
Hernández calmly pushed and the ball passed between Neuer's legs!!
Neuer Extreme leg clamping!
Martin: "Wow, it's pinched! Neuer clamped the ball firmly between his legs. Hiss, his pinch-hit ability is terrifying!"
Neville: "Fortunately, he is a man. If he were a woman, how many men would be covered in cold sweat just by the power of this clamp?"
Martin:"Haha..."
Neuer proudly took out the huge ball from between his legs, and then kicked it. The ball rolled to the left side of the penalty area, trying to pass it to Papadopoulos.
But a red figure suddenly rushed up from the side.
Zhang Kuang broke away from Papadopoulos's pull, rushed to the ball first, and pushed with his right foot!
The ball rolled into the empty goal!
0:2!
Martin: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!! Zhang Kuang! Scored twice! He cleverly stole and scored in front of the goal! Neuer just completed the ultimate save, but he couldn't stop Zhang Kuang's sudden steal and shot!"
Neville: "Haha, I told you, no one can stop Zhang Kuang. No matter how powerful Neuer is, there is no way he can stop it. Zhang Kuang has penetrated Neuer's goal twice. I don't know what Neuer is thinking at this moment."
After Zhang Kuang scored, he did not look at Neuer. Instead, he ran towards the corner flag area and made two 'two' gestures with both hands to the Manchester United fans in the visiting team's stands.
He Wei: "Zhang Kuang, two goals, two goals! His UEFA Champions League goals this season have reached 21! This is an unprecedented record! As for the latecomers, who knows? Maybe he will break his own record next season."
Xu Yang added, "Zhang Kuang's second goal fully demonstrated his sense of goal. He used his speed advantage to directly intercept the pass between the goalkeeper and the defender."
Neuer often has such passing interactions with defenders, so he is called a goalkeeper, but such behavior may be very risky here at Zhang Kuang."
Schalke In the fans' stands, some people began to leave early.
The score of 0:2 was almost an insurmountable mountain in the UEFA Champions League semifinals.
In the 65th minute, Schalke made another substitution.
Sarpei exits and Escudero appears.
Rangnick is fighting for his life.
In the 71st minute, Manchester United got a corner kick opportunity.
Giggs kicked out, Ferdinand's header was saved by Neuer, and Carrick's peripheral shot was blocked by Neuer.
"Neuer was really a wall today," Neville lamented. "Although he conceded two goals, he was still one of the best players in the game. The reason why he conceded the goal was because he met Zhang Kuang."
Martin: "Hey, powerful things in this world will always have some nemesis. He cannot be a completely invincible existence. If he is really a completely invincible existence, then he is God.
Neuer is known as the most powerful goalkeeper, but he is powerless against Zhang Kuang. This is his nemesis."
In the 77th minute, Carrick took the ball from the right and made a low cross pass outside the penalty area. Hernández received the ball and made a pass, and Rooney quickly stepped in.
Originally Rooney had no chance to get the ball, but the Schalke defender made a mistake in clearing the ball and the ball still rolled to Rooney's feet.
Rooney pushed the far corner with his right foot from 14 yards on the right side of the penalty area!
Neuer flew to save the ball and knocked the ball out with one palm!
Zhang Kuang rushed up from the crowd, ready to shoot again.
But Atsuto Uchida stretched out his arms from the side, hugged Zhang Kuang's waist, and threw him into the penalty area!
When Zhang Kuang fell to the ground, the referee's whistle had already sounded.
"Beep!"
Red card! Penalty kick!
Atsuto Uchida put his head in his hands. He knew what he had done. It was just a fluke that he failed to succeed, so he was inevitably a little disappointed.
Martin: "Ah, red card! Atsuto Uchida tackled Zhang Kuang in the penalty area! A penalty plus a red card! Schalke adds insult to injury!"
Neville: "I guess this is Atsuto Uchida's last resort. If he didn't throw Zhang Kuang, the goal would have been scored. He is the first person responsible."
The commentator of Japan TV station shook his head in the broadcast room. "Zhang Kuang is too strong, and conventional defensive methods cannot cope with it at all. Atsuto Uchida is forced into a desperate situation. He can only use this method to stop Zhang Kuang. His foul like this is just a helpless move."
Schalke The players surrounded the referee to protest, but Carvalho did not change the penalty.
Zhang Kuang got up from the ground and patted the grass clippings on the jersey.
Rooney walked up to him and asked him, "Do you want to be punished?"
Zhang Kuang glanced at Neuer, then at Japan defender Atsuto Uchida outside the penalty area, and then shook his head.
"You can take the penalty. I don't need to update the scoring information. I'm far ahead at the top of the list."
"Hey, what you said is really arrogant, but it's also true."
Saying this, Rooney held the ball and placed it on the penalty spot, then stood in front of the penalty spot and took a deep breath.
The home fans held their breath, and some fans were praying devoutly.
Neuer stood on the goal line, opened his arms, and stared at Rooney.
Whistle.
Rooney takes a run-up and volleys hard with his right foot!
The ball flies to the upper left corner of the goal!
Neuer has judged the right direction!
His fingertips touched the ball!
The ball missed the crossbar and flew out!
Martin: "GO... Ah, Rooney's penalty kick! It was saved by Neuer!"
Tyler's voice was mixed with surprise and admiration, "Neuer! Neuer! What a great goalkeeper, he has done everything he can do!"
Rooney kneeled on the turf with his head in his hands.
The look Zhang Kuang looked at Neuer became meaningful and interesting. It felt like he was cheating.
Then he walked towards Rooney and patted him.
"It's okay, we just missed a penalty kick and we're still two ahead."
With Zhang Kuang's comfort, Rooney felt much better. After all, he missed the penalty kick that Zhang Kuang got.
Next came the corner kick. Although Atsuto Uchida just received a red card for defending Zhang Kuang, this time the Schalke 04 players did not relax at all when defending Zhang Kuang. Even if they got a red card, they would not give Zhang Kuang a chance. They grabbed Zhang Kuang's hand and held down his shoulder.
Zhang Kuang is not unable to break free, but his behavior is too inhuman. He is afraid of being sliced into pieces.
Therefore, after a period of chaos in the penalty area, the ball was still picked up by Neuer.
In the 82nd minute, Schalke launched a quick counterattack.
Manchester United's inbounds ball was intercepted by the opponent. Baumjohann passed the ball to Edu. Edu advanced with the ball and passed it to Escudero who came on the bench.
Escudero shot a long shot from the front of the penalty area, and Van der Sar steadily confiscated the ball.
Schalke's last attack attempt was ended by Van der Sar.
In the 92nd minute, Zhang Kuang received a pass from Park Ji-sung on the right, but he was guarded tightly by Papadopoulos and Metzelder. He could hardly move, and there was no room for him to turn around.
He had no choice but to pass the ball to the center. Hernández caught the ball from the edge of the penalty area and shot directly.
The ball rubbed the outside of the post and flew out of the baseline.
The last threatening attack of the game ended like this.
"Beep--! Beep--! Beep--!"
The referee Carvalho blew the whistle to end the game.
0:2.
Manchester United defeated Schalke 04 in an away game and returned to Old Trafford with a perfect defensive result of two goals and zero seals.
After the game, UEFA officially awarded the best of the game to Neuer, which surprised Zhang Kuang. No, shouldn't he be awarded as the hero of the goal?
However, the information given by European Football is that Neuer saved at least 6 must-goals in the whole game. The key is that he also saved the most difficult penalty kick.
Zhang Kuang scored two goals because of his strong teammates and team, but Neuer's teammates and team are far inferior to Zhang Kuang's teammates and team. He can perform like this, which is very good.
Although Zhang Kuang scored two goals and created fatal threats many times, it was a pity that he did not get the best performance.
Martin's post-match comments. "This game reminds me of the old saying: The best opponent makes the best game. Zhang Kuang and Neuer presented a duel between top shooters and top goalkeepers to fans around the world today.
Although Schalke lost, Neuer did not lose. Although Manchester United won, Zhang Kuang knew that he had met a real opponent."
Neville nodded beside him. "This is the standard that UEFA Champions League should have in the semi-finals. Zhang Kuang, Neuer, Raúl, Rooney... these names make up the entire excitement of this game.
In the second round, Old Trafford and Schalke need a miracle, but Manchester United has already stepped into Wembley. Maybe Manchester United can really win this year.
Alas, I retired too early, at least I have to wait until the end of this season, so that I can at least get a UEFA Champions League championship medal."
Martin:"Haha, do you regret it?"
Neville:"..."
He Wei said in the CCTV-5 broadcast room, "Manchester United defeated Schalke 04 2:0 in the away game and has one foot in the UEFA Champions League finals."
Zhang Kuang UEFA Champions League has scored 21 goals this season, which is a record that shocks the past and the present. Although Neuer lost the game today, his performance was enough for the world to see his strength.
He saved must-goals from many Manchester United players in succession and also saved a penalty kick. This is the strength of Germany's young national goalkeeper."
Xu Yang: "Yes, there will always be some talents emerging in this world. Germany There have been a lot of talents in recent years. I believe they will show different strength of the national team at World Cup in 2014."
He Wei:"It's a pity that we only have one Zhang Kuang..."
There were many comments in the MyScore comment area:
"Zhang Kuang scored twice! UEFA Champions League 21 goals! Awesome, awesome!"
"Neuer was really strong today. If it weren't for him, Schalke would have lost at least five. World Cup should be careful with Germany National Team next time."
"If Rooney let Zhang Kuang score the penalty kick, Zhang Kuang would have scored a hat trick. Why not let Zhang Kuang kick it?"
"Zhang Kuang doesn't want to take a penalty kick himself. My friend, don't blame Zhang Kuang casually."
"Did Zhang Kuang feel Hero cherished Hero for Neuer?"
"Shit Hero xi Hero, I didn't realize they were going to the bullshit, they were about to take action."
"Zhang Kuang spoke German before? When did he learn it?"
"You don't care when he learned it, as long as he scores a goal, that's it."
"Zhang Kuang is using his China skills to swipe information on the football field. He is shameless and a thief. It's disgusting!"
"I'm sorry, where did this disgusting person come from? Why don't you ask your guy to use some South America skills to brush his information?"
"..."