Football: With Cheats Like These, Why Even Train?
Chapter 270

Was he really that fragile? Zhang Kuang really wore people out!

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Soon, Manchester United responded quickly.

In the 3rd minute, Carrick passed through the midfield. Zhang Kuang received the ball and passed all the way. He passed Van Bommel, passed Ambrosini, and drove straight in. Facing Abate, Zhang Kuang just shook him twice and shook him away.

Then cut directly inside.

When AC Milan's defense had not formed an effective interception net, Zhang Kuang shot directly into the far corner with his right foot.

The ball drew an arc in the air, and Abbiati flew to save it!!

My fingertips almost touched the ball!

However, AC Milan was lucky, the ball slightly missed the post and went out of the bottom line.

Zhang Kuang shook his head and walked back.

He glanced at Abbiati, who was gasping for air.

"Oh!" All the fans in the audience broke into cold sweats. They truly felt the power of the world's number one shooter.

He Wei: "San Siro Stadium fans finally felt the terrifying power from the world's number one shooter. AC Milan's mid-back defense felt like paper in front of Zhang Kuang. He easily connected with several people, and then his signature long shot from outside the penalty area.

If the aim hadn't been a little off, there would have been only 3 centimeters missing and the ball would have gone in. It would be a pity."

Zhang Lu: "Hey, this ball is so exciting, but it's a pity that it didn't go in. I just like to see the opponent being shocked by Zhang Kuang's performance, hehe."

In the 8th minute of the game, Carrick intercepted the pass from Ambrosini. He did not hesitate and directly kicked the ball through the ball. Zhang Kuang started from the left!

Ambrosini immediately tried to pull Zhang Kuang, but failed because it was too fast. His expression changed and he hurriedly followed.

Zhang Kuang's speed made Ambrosini unable to keep up. He rushed to the left side of the penalty area, and Abate rushed up. Zhang Kuang suddenly stopped suddenly, left, right, left, right. Zhang Kuang stepped on the bicycle and Abate slid out!

Unfortunately, this time AC Milan's defense quickly formed an interception net, and there were several defensive players in the penalty area blocking all shooting angles.

Zhang Kuang had no choice but to pass the ball diagonally to Hernández in the middle without any hesitation.

Hernández got the ball near the penalty spot, he half-turned and shot low with his right foot!

The ball rolled into the lower right corner of the goal!

The ball went in.

0:1!

"GOAL--!" Manchester United fans burst into cheers.

Hernández ran to the corner flag area to celebrate, and Rooney and Zhang Kuang rushed over to hug him.

Martin: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL, the ball is in! Hernández! Manchester United took the lead in just 8 minutes!

The crazy breakthrough from the left side shook Abate away, attracting three defensive players at the same time. Then he calmly passed the ball to Hernandez, who half-turned and shot a low shot into the goal. This was a textbook double collaboration!"

Neville: "The most important thing about this goal is Zhang Kuang's 'not greedy for merit'. When Zhang Kuang found that his shooting route was blocked, he could choose to adjust and find a route to shoot by himself.

But he chose to pass the ball as soon as he found that there was no shooting path. Such a decision was really fast. Milan's defensive players could not react. In the first half of the second, they were still concentrating on guarding Zhang Kuang. In the second half of the second, the ball had already been scored by Hernández."

Martin: "Haha, your half-second description is very good. It is indeed like this. Milan's defensive players and goalkeepers didn't even react."

He Wei: "It's in, it's in, the ball is in! Hernández! Manchester United 1:0 lead! This goal only took six seconds and three passes from Carrick to steal the ball to the final goal.

The key is Zhang Kuang's diagonal pass assist as soon as he found out that there was no shooting angle. This is the attack efficiency of Manchester United! Director Zhang, what do you think?"

Zhang Lu: "Hey, the best thing about this ball is that Zhang Kuang's emergency stop and Stepovers knocked Abate down, and then he chose to pass the ball at the first time.

This shows that Zhang Kuang's reaction and decision-making are really top-notch. There are very few players who can make extremely decisive decisions so quickly."

Allegri shook his head after seeing the goal. He was also speechless. What can be done with this kind of ball? AC Milan has done a good enough job and has blocked Zhang Kuang's shooting route. The result...

Milan didn't panic because he lost the ball.

In the 13th minute, Seedorf caught the ball in the midfield. He was still playing at such a slow pace, but the next second, he suddenly made a pass!

Pato successfully countered offside! He rushed into the penalty area and volleyed!

Ferdinand Block it in time.

The ball missed the right post!

Martin: "Pato's movement is very smart, but Ferdinand's blocking is equally good. Although Manchester United's defense is not young, its experience and positional sense are still first-rate."

In the 17th minute, Robinho cut in from the left and shot from behind, but De Gea flew out to save it.

This is Milan's first shot on target in this game.

In the 19th minute, Giggs took a corner kick and Rooney took the first header.

Above the beam.

In the 21st minute, Carrick moved in the midfield, Ashley Young made a pass from the left, Hernández headed the ball over, Rooney volleyed from the back, and was blocked by Thiago·Silva.

Manchester United's offensive is getting stronger and stronger.

In the 22nd minute, Zhang Kuang got the ball from the left. Facing Abate, he moved the ball outward with his left foot, and then suddenly cut inside.

Abate couldn't keep up, Mexès defended from behind, and he directly grabbed Zhang Kuang's jersey!

Zhang Kuang fell to the ground, and referee Brych's whistle sounded.

"Foul!" Brych ran over and showed Mexès a yellow card.

Mexès spread his hands in protest, but Brych remained unmoved.

Zhang Kuang stood up and patted the grass clippings on his jersey. He saw Mexès staring at him, his eyes full of anger.

He didn't look back and calmly walked to the penalty spot.

Free kick.

Zhang Kuang took the penalty and the ball went around the wall, but was caught by Abbiati. Mexès immediately took the ball out of the sideline.

In the 26th minute, Rooney took the ball in the midfield. He looked up and saw Zhang Kuang advancing at high speed along the left road.

He didn't stop the ball and directly transferred it with a long pass!

The ball flew nearly 40 meters in the air and landed accurately in front of Zhang Kuang.

Zhang Kuang stopped the ball and then cut inside. Abate followed up, but he didn't dare to take a shot because Zhang Kuang was too fast.

Zhang Kuang made two consecutive shoulder-sinking fake moves, and Abate was shaken so that his center of gravity shifted. At this moment, Zhang Kuang took off!

22 meters away from the goal, he exerted force on the instep of his left foot, and the ball flew to the near upper corner like a cannonball!

Abbiati flew to save, he touched the ball, but the force was too great!

The ball hit the net!

0:2!

Milan still failed to guard against Zhang Kuang.

"GOAL--!" The cheers of Manchester United fans were deafening.

Zhang Kuang ran towards the corner flag area, jumped up high, turned around, moved his hands down, and roared!

Rooney was the first to rush over and hug him, followed by Hernández, Giggs...

Martin: "GOOOOOOOOOAL, world wave! World wave! Zhang Kuang scored a powerful long-range shot! 22 meters away from the goal, with a speed of more than 130 kilometers per hour! Abbiati touched the ball, but could not stop it at all! This is the strength of Mr. Ballon d'Or!"

Neville: "Zhang Kuang's left channel is invincible. No matter what level of defense it is, it is really difficult to stop him."

He Wei: "It's in! It's in! It's in, the ball is in! Zhang Kuang! A kick that waves the world! Manchester United 2:0 lead! The beauty of the power and speed of this ball is really exciting to watch."

Zhang Lu: "Hey, this ball is purely a crushing force. Zhang Kuang's speed, fake moves, and shooting power are all top-notch in the world.

Abate has tried his best, but he can't guard it. At present, no one in the whole Europe can really guard against this kind of ball."

In the stands, Ibrahimović was sitting in the VIP box. He looked at the back of Zhang Kuang celebrating with no expression on his face.

The friend next to him asked him, "What do you think?"

Ibrahimović was silent for a while, and then said, "This ball... I can also score it, but maybe not as fast as him. His speed is too fast."

A friend asked, "Do you think Milan can be reversed?"

Ibrahimović turned around and looked at his friend. "What I'm saying is that I can score this goal, and whether Milan can reverse it depends on Manchester United's defensive ability."

The status of Zhang Kuang is completely turned on.

In the 31st minute, Evra made a pass from the left, Hernández headed the ball forward, and Zhang Kuang fired a volley from behind!

The ball hit the crossbar and popped out!

The beam buzzed from the impact and felt like it was about to break.

You can imagine how powerful this kick is.

Zhang Kuang stood in the penalty area with his head in his hands.

Abbiati came over and patted Zhang Kuang, as if to thank it.

Martin: "Crossbar! Zhang Kuang almost scored twice! His volley was very powerful, but he was a little unlucky!"

Neville: "Look at how much the beam is shaking. This kick is extremely powerful. If it hits someone, their ribs may be broken."

Martin: "Oh... what a perverted man, this is too strong."

Neville: "Hey, that's why women like him very much."

Martin: "Ah? Haha... Well, he is so powerful. If he hits with all his strength, how many women can withstand it?"

Neville: "I don't know about this. I have to ask those women to find out."

"..."

MyScore live broadcast platform:

"Ah? Why did Neville involve violent shots on women? Is this really good? It's hard to imagine such a scene."

"Is it hard to imagine? It's just crazy banging, then suffocating, and then begging for life..."

"Hey, brother, do you know so much?"

"Because I've experienced it."

"What? You? Aren't you a man? How did you experience it? Did you experience a collision, or was it a collision?"

"I've been there before, it feels... wonderful."

"Fuck, double plug?"

"Well, there are so many talented people in the comment section. There are really all kinds of people. I have gained more knowledge. I have gained more knowledge. I admire you, man..."

"..."

In the 33rd minute, Van Bommel knocked down Zhang Kuang, Brych gave a verbal warning, and slow motion showed that Van Bommel touched the ball first.

In the 38th minute, Abate made a pass from the right, Nocerino took a long shot from outside the penalty area, and De Gea held it firmly.

In the 41st minute, Nocerino made a 45-degree cross, and Pato nodded the ball past the far post.

Milan's offense looks very lively, but it cannot be converted into goals. It is always just a little bit away from the goal, just a little bit.

Just like many attacks, it seems that they are just a little bit close to scoring, but they fail to grasp it at the last moment. Just like many angry wives, when they are just a little bit close, their husbands fail at the last moment.

How can this not make people angry?

And every counterattack by Manchester United is like stabbing a knife in Milan's defense.

In the 44th minute, just as the first half was about to end, Zhang Kuang once again took the ball from the left.

He faced Abate again, moved his left foot, tilted his body to the left, Abate followed suit, and Zhang Kuang suddenly dunked the ball back with his right foot!

Abate made an emergency stop and wanted to chase back.

But the moment he exerted his strength, a tearing pain came from the back of his left thigh!

Abate fell to the ground, covering his thighs, groaning in pain.

Zhang Kuang looked at it in surprise and kicked the ball out of bounds.

The fans in the audience burst into applause, applauding Zhang Kuang's move.

The team doctor comes in.

After examination, it was confirmed that Abate had a hamstring strain and was unable to continue the game.

Bonera came on as a substitute in the 45th minute, replacing Abate.

This...

Maybe this is the helplessness of many husbands. The wife was already a little bit close, but in the end she couldn't hold on to that point, and ended up getting injured and might be out of action for several weeks. This left the wife with nothing but anger and helplessness, right?

Martin: "Ah, this Abate is too fragile, isn't it hurt?"

Neville: "Martin, you underestimate the damage power of Zhang Kuang. Once or twice is no problem, but you must know that Abate had to deal with Zhang Kuang's fake moves many times in the half when defending Zhang Kuang.

If it were you, it would be okay for you to do difficult movements occasionally, but if you are asked to do difficult movements frequently in a short period of time, you can feel the devastation.

Really, if you are not a person with extremely strong physical fitness, you will easily get sprained due to the difficulty level."

Martin: "Zhang Kuang I didn't expect this guy to be such a useless person. No wonder it has to be shared by so many women. It's so expensive. One or two may be useless in a few days."

Neville: "Hey, so what you said before is right. Zhang Kuang is a pervert, really too perverted."

Bonera patted Abate on the shoulder before he came on the field. He was ordered to face the most terrifying striker on the planet.

After the restart, Brych blew the whistle to end the first half.

Score: AC Milan 0:2 Manchester United.

San Siro's South Stand fell into silence.

The expeditionary force of Manchester United sang the melody of "Song of Zhang Kuang" loudly throughout the stands.

MyScore platform:

"Zhang Kuang is such a useless person? Why haven't I seen him destroy other defenders before? This is obviously because Abate himself is too fragile."

"I think so. Zhang Kuang didn't play at Europe for a day or two. He has been playing for so long and I haven't seen him lose a few defenders."

"However, his body is so abnormal, I'm afraid it's true that he is a useless woman."

"I'm so envious, God, can you give me a body like Zhang Kuang? Let me go crazy too!"

"Stop praying. If God had a spirit, everyone in this world would live in paradise."

"You dare to question God?"

"I'm sorry, I'm from China, yes, the love from China, I love you!"

"Huh? Why does it smell like Assam? You're not pretending, are you?"

"How is that possible? We don't have a caste. We don't have a caste like Ah San."

"Really? Why do I always feel something is wrong..."

"..."

The forum was lively, and San Siro Stadium of Milan was also very lively, because the romantic Milan people were taking advantage of the intermission to shuttle among the crowd, and they were working hard for money for dinner.

Then...

"Ah, no, don't cut my fingers..."

"Fake, you dare to sneak into my place? You don't even know who I am. Come, take him away and let him taste the taste of thousands of men."

"No, no, no, please, please let me go. I have three children waiting for me to make money to buy food for them..."

But no matter how the man called, it was useless. A group of big men dragged the man away with squinting eyes.

The thief's accomplices hid in the crowd and did not dare to move because they recognized the man's identity.

The fans of Manchester United were stunned for a moment, and then began to gather together. They still have to stay together in the away game, so as to be safe.

"Hansson, you see how dangerous this place is, just let me go, and I will protect you all the way back to Manchester, how about it?"

"Go away, I won't sell my ass, I would rather be beaten to death."

"Hey, why are you so stubborn? That's nothing..."

"Go away, stay away from me."

"..."

In Manchester United's dressing room, everyone was laughing and joking about Zhang Kuang knocking Abate to pieces. Even when Ferguson came in, they looked at Zhang Kuang and laughed without saying a word, which made Zhang Kuang feel very wronged.

Zhang Kuang: "You can't blame me. I knocked down so many defenders. Why was Abate injured when no one else was injured? It means that his physical fitness is not up to standard and there are still problems with his physical condition."

Ferguson nodded. "Zhang, what you said makes sense. Everyone, you should pay attention to maintaining good physical condition, otherwise you will get injured like Abate.

Okay, next, gentlemen, let's talk about the strategy for the second half..."

In AC Milan's locker room, Allegri has a big head. How to arrange a defensive strategy for Zhang Kuang? This is really unsolvable.

Allegri: "Gentlemen, we cannot prevent Zhang Kuang's breakthrough. There is only one way, and that is to do our best to cut off the connection between Manchester United's teammates and prevent the ball from coming to Zhang Kuang's feet. So, next, I think this is the arrangement..."

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