As the second half prepared to begin, the chaos in the stands suddenly became orderly again. Those who should be singing were singing, and those who should be applauding were singing.
As the referee blew his whistle, the whole audience cheered.
Only 3 minutes into the second half, Giggs passed the ball from midfield, and Rooney succeeded in countering offside.
He broke into the right side of the penalty area and shot from a small angle!
Abbiati blocked the near corner and the ball missed the far post.
Martin: "Ah, this ball Rooney... It's a pity, Hernández has run out of the gap, but he can also hit the goal himself."
Neville: "On the court, sometimes players cannot see the movement of their teammates, especially when the offense is highly focused.
It's like when you are concentrating on something, someone next to you keeps talking to you, but in fact you don't hear a word at all. This is why there are always some balls that look very unique, such as Cristiano Ronaldo in the 2004-07 season.
As long as he got the ball, he would only think about himself and then shoot. When he knocked the ball away and saw the complaints from his teammates, he felt guilty for not paying attention to the cooperation with his teammates just now.
Like Zhang Kuang, as long as he realizes that there is no shooting space at the moment of shooting, he can make a decision immediately and pass the ball to his teammates. Such a player must have developed into a mid-to-late stage thinking."
Martin: "So that's it. It seems that I still know too little about the players."
"..."
In the 51st minute, Manchester United got a corner kick.
Giggs stood in the corner flag area. He raised his right hand and then took a corner kick. The ball flew to the center of the penalty area!
Zhang Kuang was running around, attracting defenders. When the ball was about to reach the front point, he overpowered Antonini, who had always followed him, jumped up high, and gave a violent headbutt!
The ball hit the ground and bounced back into the far corner! Abbiati had no reaction!
The ball went in!
0:3
"GOAL--!" Manchester United fans were completely excited.
Zhang Kuang scored twice.
He ran to the corner flag area and did his trademark celebration, jumping up, turning around, swiping his hands down, and roaring.
His teammates rushed over and surrounded him.
Martin: "GOOOOOOOOOOOAL, header! A powerful and heavy header, very fast and very concealed, Zhang Kuang scored twice!
Giggs's corner kick found the front spot accurately, Zhang Kuang overwhelmed Antonini who was following him, and goalkeeper Abbiati had no time to react!"
Neville: "Zhang Kuang's jumping ability is so strong, it feels like he can bounce more than two meters high with just a slight exertion of force, and then he can hit the ball into the goal with a flick of his head."
Martin: "Hmm, you used the word 'dump' so casually that it reminded me of some indescribable images."
Neville: "Uh, isn't it? Just one word brought you to orgasm?"
Martin:"Pfft, cough, cough, cough..."
He Wei: "It's in, it's in, it's in, the ball is in, Zhang Kuang's header! Manchester United 3:0 lead! Zhang Kuang's 21st UEFA Champions League goal! Director Zhang, is Zhang Kuang's jumping ability the best among yellow people?"
Zhang Lu: "Hey, Zhang Kuang's jumping ability is not only the best among yellow people, but also the best in the world.
You can see the timing of his jump, the height, the angle of his header... all of them are perfect scores. This kind of header can be selected into the top ten goals of the season in any league."
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"..."
In the 57th minute, Pato broke through from the right and passed back in an inverted triangle. Robinho pushed the ball near the penalty spot.
De Gea reacted quickly and jumped to the ground to save!
The ball was blocked from the baseline and it was a corner kick.
De Gea stood up and patted his gloves.
Robinho knelt on the ground, unable to believe that he had missed this opportunity.
Martin: "De Gea! A world-class save! Robinho's shooting angle is already very wide, but De Gea's speed to the ground is faster!"
Neville: "De Gea is definitely one of the top goalkeepers in the world. I like his saves very much. No matter what angle or strength the opponent uses to attack him, he can often make god-level saves and then make the opponent's shooter immediately soften..."
Martin:"Cough, cough, cough..."
Neville:"Martin, what's wrong with you? Do you have a cold?"
Martin: "No, it's just that I think your explanation feels weird. You have to know that there are many minors watching our program."
Neville: "Ah? Did I say anything unhealthy for minors? No, right? I just said that De Gea can catch balls with different angles and different strengths. Is there something wrong with that?"
Martin: "Okay, no problem, I declare here that we have never said any bad words of guidance. If the audience misunderstands, it has nothing to do with us."
Neville: "Martin, do you have dirty thoughts? I didn't say anything nonsense, why do you always think of something?"
Martin: "God said that as soon as human beings think about it, God will laugh..."
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"..."
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In the 60th minute, Seedorf got rid of him in the midfield, and Carrick pulled him from behind, resulting in a tactical foul.
Brych showed a yellow card to Carrick.
Seedorf stood up and shook his head.
In the 63rd minute, Ferguson made a substitution adjustment: Pogba replaced Ashley Young.
18-year-old Pogba ran onto the field. He looked nervous and excited.
Ferguson called to him on the sideline, "Paul! Stand firm! Remember what I said, don't be in a hurry!"
Pogba nodded.
He Wei: "Ferguson replaced young player Pogba and replaced Ashley Young. The intention of this substitution is obvious: to strengthen the organization and defense in the middle and free up Rooney to play wide."
Zhang Lu: "Pogba is a genius who came out of the Manchester United youth training camp. Many people say that he will be the next Vieira. Giving him a chance in such a big scene shows that Ferguson has great trust in him."
In the 65th minute, Milan also made a substitution, Allegri replaced Robinho with Al·Shaarawy.
"Little Pharaoh" Shaarawy ran onto the field, his eyes full of fighting spirit.
And Robinho is obviously a little unhappy.
He believes that his talent has not been fully demonstrated because his teammates are not strong enough. If he had a teammate like Zhang Kuang, he would score more goals than Zhang Kuang.
After all, Zhang Kuang only scores some "rough" goals, while his Robinho goals are beautiful and high-end.
Alas, why isn't there a support player like Zhang Kuang? It's best to let Zhang Kuang break through, let Zhang Kuang pass through, then feed the cake to his mouth, and then take a gorgeous shot himself, and the ball goes in...
In the end, Zhang Kuang bowed down to his own skills and became a... no, a loyal assistant.
Alas, it's really unfair, God doesn't protect itself!
Robinho's inner drama has been played for ten episodes, but the reality is only a moment, because no one cares about his inner drama.
In the 67th minute, Manchester United continued to put pressure. Zhang Kuang got the ball from the left and cut inside, attracting three people to double-team. At this time, there was no shooting path, so he had to choose to quickly distribute the ball.
Hernández was in a bad position, so Zhang Kuang kicked the ball outside with the instep, and Rooney volleyed hard from the right side of the penalty area!!
Thiago·Silva flew to block it!
The ball was blocked from the baseline.
Rooney looked up to the sky and sighed, shaking his head, but he still gave a thumbs up to Zhang Kuang.
In the corner kick, Zhang Kuang was held back this time, and Ferdinand headed the ball to the goal, but to no avail.
In the 71st minute, Pogba took the ball on the left side of the midfield. He turned around and prepared to pass the ball to Zhang Kuang.
Van Bommel flies in from the side!
Because Van Bommel remembers Allegri's words and must cut off Manchester United's teammate's pass to Zhang Kuang.
Van Bommel's spikes scratched Pogba's ankle, and he fell to the ground with blood oozing from his ankle.
Brych's whistle sounds!
Yellow card!
Van Bommel spread his hands to show that he did not commit a foul.
But slow motion showed that his spikes did scratch Pogba's ankle.
Pogba sat on the grass, rolled up his socks and checked the injury.
There is a blood mark on the outside of the ankle, but it is not deep.
The team doctor came in and gave him a simple bandage.
Pogba stood up and tried to move his ankle, no problem.
Zhang Kuang stepped forward to comfort him.
Martin: "Van Bommel's foul against Pogba was quite severe. The spikes directly scratched Pogba's ankle. But Pogba seemed to be fine. He is really an 'iron man'. He even bleeded but was fine. Unexpectedly, Manchester United's youth training trained another ruthless character."
Neville: "Martin, what do you mean... it bleeds but it's okay? Why does this sound so weird?"
Martin: "It's only weird if your mind is unhealthy. What's wrong with that?"
Neville: "Really? Maybe? That's not right..."
In the 74th minute, a dramatic scene happened. Zhang Kuang and Van Bommel competed for a header at the same time. The two collided in the air. When they landed, Van Bommel's right foot stepped on Evra's foot, but he fell to the ground in pain.
Van Bommel's right ankle is sprained.
After the team doctor came into the field to check, it was confirmed that he could not continue the game.
Martin: "Oh, Gary, is this Zhang Kuang's method? Is he helping Pogba take revenge?"
Neville: "This is a bit like it, but the slow motion shows that Zhang Kuang didn't do anything to Van Bommel. It just made contact with Van Bommel during the header, and nothing else."
Martin: "Hmm, yes, there is no evidence, but I have had conflicts with Zhang Kuang. I broke my leg after contact with Zhang Kuang many times. It can't be a coincidence, right?"
Neville: "Ahem, Martin, you have to speak with evidence."
Martin:"Okay..."
In the 76th minute, Muntari replaced Van Bommel.
Van Bommel limped off the field, his expression full of helplessness and anger. He kicked Pogba and injured himself.
Football's "real world news" is so unreasonable.
Pogba excitedly ran to thank Zhang Kuang. He was so moved that he felt like he could unconditionally accept Zhang Kuang's arbitrary manipulation of him.
Zhang Kuang is speechless and helpless. What can he say? That it has nothing to do with him? Will others believe it?
In the 78th minute, Milan's chance to score came. Ambrosini made a direct pass, and Pato faced De Gea alone!
Pato dribbled the ball into the penalty area and pushed the ball into the far corner. De Gea attacked to block the angle. Pato pushed the ball wide due to interference!
The ball rolled out of the baseline.
Pato knelt on the ground and covered his face with his hands. The fans in the South Stand let out a huge sigh.
He Wei: "Oh! This opportunity of Pato can be said to be Milan's best opportunity in the game. But he did not seize it. In a UEFA Champions League level game, it would be a crime to waste this kind of opportunity."
Zhang Lu: "This is still a question of goal conversion rate. Although Pato is a genius, his dribbling and shooting are very good, but the goal conversion rate is still not good, otherwise he would have been a superstar."
He Wei: "That's true, there is only one Zhang Kuang in the world, and there is only one Cristiano Ronaldo Messi..."
The time came to the 82nd minute.
Rooney took the ball on the right. He looked up and glanced at the penalty area. Zhang Kuang was running on the left side of the penalty area. Behind him was Thiago·Silva.
Rooney made a pass, a low ball, bypassing Thiago·Silva, and flew to the left side of the penalty area!
Zhang Kuang was pushed by Silva, causing him to be in front of the path of the ball. It was too late to adjust, and his body reacted instinctively.
He suddenly lifted his left foot back and tapped it lightly with his heel.
The ball changed direction, drew a strange arc, and flew towards the far corner of the goal!
Abbiati was standing at the near corner, and he didn't expect Zhang Kuang to shoot in this way.
The ball was hoisted into the net from the far end!
0:4!
Martin:"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL--!!!"
The entire stadium fell into silence for a moment--then, the cheers of Manchester United fans burst out!
Zhang Kuang stood up from the ground. He looked at the ball in the net, and he was a little unbelievable. He looked back at Rooney, and then smiled.
Teammates rushed over, Rooney was the first one. He hugged Zhang Kuang and shouted, "What the hell is that?! A scorpion is wagging its tail! It's so awesome."
Pogba rushed over from midfield, hugged Zhang Kuang and screamed like crazy.
Zhang Kuang completed a hat trick.
Martin: "Scorpion tail! Scorpion tail! Scorpion tail!!! Oh my god! Zhang Kuang completed the hat trick with a scorpion tail! This is one of the most gorgeous UEFA Champions League goals I have ever seen!"
Neville: "Wow, this ball is really... so stunning that I am speechless. I just want to keep saying 'hiss, hiss, hiss'!"
He Wei: "It's in! It's in! The ball is in! Zhang Kuang! Scorpion tail swing! Hat trick! Oh my God - what kind of goal is this? What kind of player is this?! Director Zhang, did you see clearly?"
Zhang Lu: "Hey, I can see it clearly, but I still find it incredible. Zhang Kuang's body flexibility and coordination are so strong.
If it was an ordinary forward, this kind of ball could only be adjusted after stopping the ball. But Zhang Kuang directly used his heel, and the angle was very tricky, and the intensity was controlled to the extreme, so that the goalkeeper could not react at all. This is no longer a technique, this is art."
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"In the 85th minute, Ferguson made a substitution adjustment, Phil·Jones replaced Giggs.
When Giggs walked off the field, all Manchester United fans stood up and applauded. He made 107 European appearances and continued to reset the record.
Giggs walked to the sidelines, high-fived Phil·Jones, and then returned to the bench.
In the 86th minute, Hernández caught the ball in the middle, and Bonera pushed him down from behind.
Brych shows a yellow card.
Hernández sat on the ground and patted the turf. He received a lot of kicks in this game, but he endured them all.
The game enters the final stage.
In the 88th minute, Seedorf took a free kick, Thiago·Silva headed the ball towards the goal, and De Gea held on firmly.
In the 89th minute, Allegri made the last substitution, Inzaghi replaced Pato.
The 37-year-old Inzaghi ran onto the field. This was his last UEFA Champions League game.
He ran on the field... Although he no longer had the speed of his youth, his running position was still ghostly.
2 minutes of added time.
In the last minute, Rooney took a header and missed the goal.
Brych blows the whistle to end the game.
Score: AC Milan 0:4 Manchester United.
Manchester United players hugged and high-fived each other!
It was one of their most perfect road wins of the season.
San Siro In the south stand, Milan fans are still singing the team song.
They did not give up their support for the team.
The expeditionary force of Manchester United was cheering, jumping, and waving scarves.
The players of Milan were dejected. They felt very uncomfortable. They were beaten 0:4 at home. Basically UEFA Champions League was over. Is it possible that they could make a comeback in the away game?
Facing Manchester United who owns Zhang Kuang, they have no confidence! That guy is so perverted!