"Stop squirming, or you'll fall!"
Seeing Wang Dong swaying from side to side,
Luo Feng felt utterly helpless.
It was just a little hugging, and right now, they were avoiding danger after an accident.
Why was she so nervous?
But the more unconcerned Luo Feng was,
the harder Wang Dong struggled in his arms.
"Get lost! Go die!"
The girl even got the sudden idea to lower her head and ram his chin.
"Hey!"
"Don't push it!"
"I'm protecting you!"
Although he possessed the Mountain Dragon King's formidable defenses,
Luo Feng didn't want to tumble off a cliff with Wang Dong in his arms either.
In his desperation,
he could no longer worry about being a gentleman.
He started shaking his head around too.
He also tried to brace his left elbow against her forehead.
In the end, both of them seemed to have outsmarted themselves!
"Mwah!"
Neither of them saw clearly how it happened.
In any case, as they tumbled,
Luo Feng's lips actually made intimate contact with Wang Dong's little cherry lips.
Both of them lost their first kiss at the same time!
"Ah!"
The instant they touched, Wang Dong's mind went blank.
Then she completely exploded!
"Let go of me!"
"You bastard! Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey!"
In her startled reaction,
Wang Dong could be seen acting like a rabbit.
She performed her family's ancestral "rabbit kicks the eagle" move.
Using the recoil from kicking both legs into Luo Feng's lower abdomen,
she launched herself away.
At the same time, her other Martial Soul, the Light Goddess Butterfly, swiftly spread its wings.
It cushioned the force of her launch,
allowing her body to float gracefully in midair.
Over on the other side, however, Luo Feng was in a sorry state.
"Ow! Are you trying to murder your husband?!"
Since he had no wings,
Luo Feng landed squarely on his back.
Fortunately, when he struck those rocks,
the Mountain Dragon King bloodline within him automatically protected its master.
It spread a pale yellow protective membrane around his body.
Only then did he barely come to a stop.
Still, Luo Feng hadn't come away entirely empty-handed.
When he stood up, he discovered an extra item in his right hand.
It seemed to be an admission letter.
The large words [Shrek Academy] were written on it.
"Give it back, you lecher!"
Seeing her admission letter in his hands, Wang Dong panicked.
Wang Dong panicked.
At that moment, she floated in midair.
Behind her were the Light Goddess Butterfly's blue wings, and in her hand was an enormous Clear Sky Hammer.
Combined with her tomboyish appearance,
that look had absolutely nothing to do with being ladylike.
"Hey, hey, hey! Can you be reasonable?"
"How are you going to compensate me for the first kiss I've saved all these years?"
Luo Feng was playing the villain who complained first.
In this sort of thing, the girl was clearly the one losing out!
And all the signs indicated
that this was before Wang Dong went to enroll at Shrek Academy.
She hadn't even met Huo Yuhao yet.
Yet she'd already given her first kiss to a strange transmigrator.
"You... shameless!"
"You bastard!"
One look at Wang Dong made it clear that she had been very well protected.
She didn't even know how to curse.
No matter how much she cursed, she only repeated those two phrases.
After hearing them so often, they no longer grated on the ears; she sounded more like she was acting coy!
Seeing tears welling in Wang Dong's eyes, Luo Feng hurriedly waved his hands.
"Don't cry!"
"I'll give it back, but you have to let me go!"
"Otherwise... otherwise, I'll tell your guardians that you forced a kiss on me!"
"You!"
"Shameless!"
Wang Dong was truly furious now.
Her spoiled young lady's temper flared up at once.
But the next moment, Luo Feng gripped the admission letter in both hands and made as if to tear it.
"Since negotiations have broken down, I'll just have to tear it up!"
"Don't! I'll let you down the mountain!"
Seeing that he meant business,
Wang Dong immediately panicked and had no choice but to compromise.
Yet, to her surprise, Luo Feng pushed his luck further.
"Um, do you have any money on you?"
"You'd better give me some travel money too. Not much, just a little token amount!"
Luo Feng had no choice either.
A single penny could bring a hero to his knees.
Even Huo Yuhao had to earn money by grilling fish in the original story.
That alone showed how important money was in the Peerless Tang Sect timeline.
"You... you're nothing but a scoundrel!"
"Take it!"
Despite cursing him out,
Wang Dong still tossed over a coin pouch.
When it hit the ground, the clinking of metal came from inside.
"How generous, young master!"
"Here's your property back. We're even now!"
"Until we meet again!"
"Oh, no! Let's never meet again!"
After saying that,
Luo Feng picked up the pouch from the ground and tossed the admission letter back.
Then, without looking back, he fled along the correct route Wang Dong had pointed out.
"Bastard!"
"Don't let me catch you again, or I'll make you pay!"
Watching his retreating figure,
Wang Dong didn't know why, but she actually felt a sense of loss.
She even couldn't help raising her left hand and wiping the lips that person had just touched with the back of it...
"Young master!"
"Dong'er, why are you here?"
Almost at the same moment,
two burly figures descended from the sky.
Although they had human forms,
they carried the presence of primordial behemoths!
"First Dad! Second Dad!"
"Waaah!"
Seeing that her backers had arrived,
Wang Dong could finally no longer hold back her tears of grievance.
Like a wounded little butterfly, she threw herself toward them.
"What happened?"
"Did you fight someone?"
These two were no ordinary Soul Masters.
Their true forms were Da Ming and Er Ming, whom Tang San had taken to the Divine Realm back then.
Although the snowflakes had covered most of the traces,
the two still sensed the battle that had just taken place.
"Big Brother, look after Dong'er!"
"I'll dig out that little thief and vent our little princess's anger!"
Without saying another word to Wang Dong,
Er Ming, fiercely protective of his own, swiftly flew off into the distance.
He was clearly going after Luo Feng!
"Ah, Second Dad!"
Watching the burly man's receding figure,
Wang Dong seemed to want to stop him.
It was an instinctive movement, made without any thought at all.
Somehow, the girl seemed to be worrying about Luo Feng.
Before she could take more than a few steps, Niu Tian caught her from behind.
"Dong'er, it's windy outside. Come back with me!"
"Don't worry, your second dad knows his limits!"
"He won't casually squeeze that boy to death!"
Good grief.
At that moment, Luo Feng had never imagined
that he would actually be targeted by a legendary figure.
Since Wang Dong had given him a shortcut,
getting down the mountain was easy.
He had spotted a few figures along the way too.
But as long as he hid in a snowbank, everything was fine after a while.
The Clear Sky Sect was covered in snow year-round.
And this was a barren mountain to begin with.
There were no treasures or fortuitous opportunities here at all.
So the disciples patrolling the mountain wouldn't deliberately track someone down either.
His journey thus far had been alarming, but not dangerous.
But just as Luo Feng was about to catch sight of the foot of the mountain...
A deep, powerful, middle-aged male voice rang out behind him.
"Brat, you're the one who bullied my young mistress, aren't you?"
"And you even stole her purse. You must be tired of living!"
What was going on?
An enemy?
Where?
Why hadn't I noticed a thing the whole way?
Whoosh!
Almost at the very moment Luo Feng jumped...
He suddenly heard wind sweep past overhead.
Was he up above?
In his urgency, he had no time to examine it.
He immediately released three Ten Thousand Year Soul Rings.
"Behold my Mountain Dragon King's first Soul Skill: [Mountains and Rivers]!"