I Forge the Holy Grail War, Shocking the World
Chapter 19

Archer Wants Me to Bow My Head, Genius Holy Grail Mind Games!

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Yukino suddenly collapsed onto the sofa, her astonished gaze tinged with confusion.

As she recalled the attitude that Heroic Spirit had shown toward her Parallel World self in the PV, a possibility came to mind...

Before it was confirmed, she did not dare be certain.

A moment later, Shimo Yukino returned to the Heavenly Curtain World, looking dazed.

Then, she walked up to the mysterious Heroic Spirit and inspected her from head to toe.

She was around 1.69 meters tall, with delicate skin and quite an impressive bearing...

Yukino felt rather satisfied.

After all, she might be her future self. Naturally, the more outstanding she was as a reference, the better.

Her figure had golden proportions too. If she wore high heels, she would look even more imposing...

Eh, wait?!

The girl rubbed her eyes and stared at the mysterious Heroic Spirit's chest in disbelief.

Why was it only this size?!

After all these years, it had not grown at all!

Impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

Flat Yukino began to panic.

This definitely was not the future me!!!

24. Archer Wants Me to Bow My Head, Genius Holy Grail Mind Games!

"No... no..."

"I remember the clock at home. Only today, it was an hour fast!"

"So it's one in the morning now?!"

"Oh my god, I screwed up again..."

"It has nothing to do with me. It isn't my fault. Blame these inherited genes..."

In the hall, all kinds of complaints continuously echoed through Hagoromo Boy's mind. Yet his body seemed utterly relaxed, and his expression remained calm as he looked at the uninvited guest who had appeared in the mansion. "Big sis, I can see your panties."

The smiling female Heroic Spirit froze slightly, then waved a hand as though she did not care.

"Well, well, you're my Master anyway."

Heh~~

Then why don't you uncross your legs?

"Oh, so you really are my Heroic Spirit? No wonder the mansion's magical territory wasn't triggered. But..."

Luo Shu looked the composed, uninhibited white-haired big sister up and down.

First came those two firm, taut, sleek long legs.

Then there was the slender waist wrapped in leather and the astonishing curve of her hips beneath it.

It could not be described in too much detail. In short, she had the kind of figure that would keep a man awake at night.

Further up...

A Divine Province flat board, huh.

Luo Shu smacked his lips.

Outside the scene, people around the world smacked their lips.

"Sure is flat."

"Shocking. Is that really the chest a mature big sister should have?"

"At the end of the flat road, who stands supreme? One glimpse of white hair, and the path is empty."

"White hair is totally my thing, but what a shame..."

"What did flat chests ever do to you!"

"Emmm, she's your Servant, at least. Isn't it a bit mean to badmouth her in your head?"

"Agreed. You should say what's on your mind out loud."

"I am trembling with rage. This world is full of oppression against flat chests. What will it take for you people to let us go... I forgot the rest."

Yukino trembled with rage.

What was wrong with flat chests? Did flat chests eat your rice?

They would definitely get bigger someday!

The boy's gaze was far too obvious, making the white-haired Heroic Spirit ask with a dangerous smile, "What is it? Are you dissatisfied with something?"

Luo Shu casually looked away and made something up. "I was observing the lines on your palm. You're not Saber, are you? I thought someone of my caliber would definitely get Saber Class."

He struck first, probing her personality.

The relationship between Master and Servant was not necessarily one where the Master held the lead.

A contract was war. Whoever held the initiative was the winner.

"Oh?"

The White-Haired Lady smiled without smiling, her words pointed. "Are you referring to someone so unreliable that he even got the summoning time wrong?"

The mysterious Heroic Spirit seemed to have the same thought, teasingly putting him down.

The two were locked in a confrontation, both testing the other.

"Let's put that aside."

Luo Shu nonchalantly changed the subject and waved a hand. "With my talent, even if you were Assassin, I would still be able to claim the final Champion's Cup."

"Oh, it seems I've encountered quite an extraordinary Master."

The White-Haired Lady applauded, her attitude approving.

If one wanted to compete for the Omnipotent Cup, how could one lack confidence?

However, that was not her goal...

"Of course."

Luo Shu nodded with an expression that said it was only natural, then looked at the White-Haired Lady.

"So? Which of the Three Knight Classes are you?"

"Oh? Why are you so certain?" The White-Haired Lady raised a brow.

"With my talent, I would naturally get one of the Three Knight Classes."

Luo Shu said as though it were obvious, "Not getting the strongest Saber was already surprising enough. I wonder which lucky fellow got it..."

"Forget it. It doesn't matter."

He quickly shook his head, raised his wrist, and revealed the blood-red Command Spells on the back of his hand, their design possessing a strange beauty.

"The strongest Master plus any one of the Three Knight Classes has already claimed the champion's trophy, so you are..."

People immediately began mocking him.

"What a narcissistic guy."

"I have never seen anyone so shameless."

"Wake up. You're the first Master to show his face, and you love raising flags. In an ensemble movie, your type usually dies first."

"Didn't you only start summoning after using inside information to confirm that the guaranteed pull would definitely give you one of the Three Knight Classes?"

"Must play too much Umamusume."

"Luo-kun is so confident. He must have a plan."

Although the comments could not hear her, Kagome still shouted in rebuttal.

The white-haired Servant applauded, looking approvingly at Luo Shu before finally saying, "Archer Class."

"And?"

Luo Shu raised a brow.

Heroic Spirits were people who had accomplished great deeds in the history of mankind. After death, their souls ascended, and their abilities were determined by the deeds of their lives.

Naturally, that was what he was asking about.

"Sorry, I've lost my memories."

The White-Haired Woman raised both hands as though surrendering, her smile bright. "Because someone performed an incomplete summoning, my memories and thoughts are a mess right now. I don't even know my own name or origins."

Although she did not say it outright, Luo Shu understood exactly what she meant.

Her words were flawless, leaving no leverage behind... What an interesting woman.

Luo Shu smiled meaningfully. "Well, let's say that's the case."

"Summoning you cost me quite a bit of magical energy. I'm a little hungry... Archer, surely you can handle something as simple as cooking?"

"Of course, Master. Just make sure your stomach can handle it~."

The White-Haired Woman smiled with narrowed eyes, her tone faintly threatening as she headed for the kitchen with clear familiarity.

She seemed to know the layout of his home inside out.

Seeing this, Luo Shu rested his thumb against his chin, deep in thought.

Before long, the sound of cooking rose from the kitchen, and a fragrance gradually drifted out.

Soon, a bowl of rich tonkotsu ramen was placed on the dining table, its aroma overflowing.

"Not bad."

Luo Shu raised a brow. His smile resembled that of a sunny, cheerful young man, and his gaze was approving.

After taking a bite and feeling the fragrance spread across his taste buds, the boy's smile gained a touch of satisfaction.

The food made by his Servant completely hit Luo Shu right in the heart, like a wife who had lived with him for years and knew his tastes perfectly.

That was a little unfair...

"As long as Master likes it."

The White-Haired Woman smiled casually and lay on the sofa like some lord.

"Archer."

"Hmm?"

"Help me tidy up the house later."

"...All right."

She agreed with a faint smile, gazing at the ceiling as a trace of nostalgia appeared in her eyes.

Then, the image gradually darkened until it vanished.

The camera moved on to the next group of Servants.

"What a nuclear-harmonious scene..."

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