I am the strongest god

Ten seconds later.

Lin Fan revived and sensed that the fellow was still standing beside him. But what really screwed him over was that the fellow still hadn't pulled the sword out of his body. Don't you know this causes a bleeding BUFF? If the blood keeps flowing, I'll keep dying.

Forget it. A great man like me won't stoop to this little bastard's level. I'll let you play with the Magic Lamp.

He kept playing dead, being a quiet, handsome man.

Liu Feng looked at the Magic Lamp in his hand with great curiosity. What sort of divine object was this? It was simply unbelievable.

But when he thought of how that fellow had just wished to the Magic Lamp for his injuries to heal and had actually recovered, he already believed.

After all, who could bring the dead back to life?

Not even the Heavenly Dipper Realm above the Earthly Dipper Realm could do that.

He briefly recalled how the fellow had summoned the Magic Lamp, then copied him, rubbing the lamp with his fingers as he said, "Come out."

Nothing happened.

"Huh? What's going on?" Liu Feng froze. He hadn't expected his first attempt to fail.

Lin Fan had genuinely intended to come out, but then he thought, This fellow got the incantation wrong. As the Magic Lamp, I certainly can't be so casual about this.

It cheapens me, understand?

Lin Fan ranted furiously inwardly. What do you mean, what's going on? I recited the incantation so loudly, and you still couldn't remember it. With that IQ, what the hell are you even doing?

Liu Feng pondered and searched his memory. Suddenly, his expression changed as though he were making a decision. He remembered the incantation, but it made him feel deeply ashamed. Yet when he thought of his wish, he finally gritted his teeth and shouted with a strange expression:

"Magic Lamp Daddy, Magic Lamp Daddy, come out quickly and grant my wish."

He was already seething inside. He, Liu Feng, was a man who stood tall between heaven and earth, a man who would become a god in the future, yet now he had shouted such a slogan. He would remember this grudge.

Once his wish came true, he would torture this Magic Lamp to death.

Lying there, feeling that he had lost too much blood, Lin Fan felt much better inside now. Now that's more like it.

Clouds of white smoke billowed from the lamp's spout. Then a figure spun out with his arms folded across his chest. His green hat was so conspicuous, his drooping mustache so imposing, and his voice so resonant.

"Mortal, state your wish."

Now Liu Feng's hands began to tremble. The Magic Lamp had finally appeared, as though his wish were already within reach. But why did this Magic Lamp look a little like the disciple he had killed? Forget it. Perhaps I'm imagining things.

"Magic Lamp, I want to become the strongest god in this world!" Liu Feng roared, looking utterly deranged.

Looking at the fellow before him, who seemed like a complete idiot, Lin Fan ranted furiously inwardly. What a fucking moron. I have to toy with you.

"Mortal, your incantation is wrong. Magic Lamp Daddy cannot grant your wish."

Liu Feng froze. The incantation was wrong? How was that possible?

Suddenly, Liu Feng remembered. He felt humiliated, but to become the strongest, he endured it.

"Magic Lamp Daddy, I want to become the strongest god in this world." Liu Feng threw caution to the wind. To become the strongest, he could endure anything.

Disguised as the Magic Lamp, Lin Fan nodded in great satisfaction. Being called Daddy felt pretty good, too.

"That wish of yours is far too simple. But wait, who are you?" Lin Fan looked down haughtily at Liu Feng, a hint of confusion in his gaze.

"I'm the one who summoned you. You have to grant my wish." He couldn't wait anymore. He wanted to become the strongest. The strongest!

"Mortal, do not deceive Magic Lamp Daddy. Magic Lamp Daddy isn't blind. He's the one who summoned me."

Liu Feng grew anxious. He glanced at Lin Fan, whom he had killed, then said, "I've already killed him. I'm the one summoning you now."

Lin Fan fell silent, and Liu Feng grew nervous. He didn't want his wish to come to nothing.

"Mortal, Magic Lamp Daddy is a just, sentimental god whose handsomeness is unrivaled. Magic Lamp Daddy cannot grant your wish just like that. But if you kneel and kowtow to him three times, Magic Lamp Daddy will acknowledge you as the new summoner. Mortal, do you agree?"

"Kowtow to him?" Liu Feng was furious, but he quickly buried that anger. He recalled a saying: to become a peerless powerhouse, one had to endure and bide one's time. But then something occurred to him, and he looked at the Magic Lamp. "Since he was the one who summoned you, why didn't he wish to become the strongest?"

Oh ho, this prick isn't entirely stupid. But thinking a question like that can stump Magic Lamp Daddy? Dream on.

"Mortal, you ask too many questions. Magic Lamp Daddy doesn't want to answer you, but since Magic Lamp Daddy likes the look of you, I'll tell you the truth. He wasn't respectful enough toward Magic Lamp Daddy, so Magic Lamp Daddy was unwilling to help him fulfill that great wish. But you show Magic Lamp Daddy enough respect, so Magic Lamp Daddy is willing to help you."

Liu Feng lowered his head, a cold sneer curling his lips. Respect? Heh, very good. But I'll endure it. To fulfill his wish, he looked at Lin Fan, then dropped to his knees with a thud without the slightest hesitation.

Lin Fan felt a delicious rush of satisfaction. Now this feels good.

Little bastard, so what if you're stronger than me? Aren't I still leading you around by the nose?

Wonderful!

Liu Feng had already etched this grudge into his heart. Once his wish came true, he would tear Lin Fan into ten thousand pieces and utterly obliterate this Magic Lamp as well.

"Magic Lamp, I've kowtowed," Liu Feng said.

Lin Fan said, "Mortal, you aren't respectful enough toward Magic Lamp Daddy. You shouldn't call me Magic Lamp. Think carefully. What should you call me?"

"Damn it!" Liu Feng suppressed his anger, then lowered his voice. "Magic Lamp Daddy, I've kowtowed."

"Mortal, Magic Lamp Daddy is very satisfied. State your wish, and let Magic Lamp Daddy make your dream come true." Looking at the situation before him, he almost failed to hold back and burst out laughing. This fellow probably felt as though he had eaten shit.

The moment had finally arrived. Liu Feng roared, "I want to become the strongest god in the world! The strongest!"

"Mortal, your wish is far too simple." Lin Fan took out a hand grenade and placed it in his palm. "Put this in your mouth and count silently seven times. You will become the strongest god in this world, experience the vastness of the world and the mysteries of divine voices. From this day forth, you will neither age nor die. You will exist for eternity and become the mightiest god."

Looking at the strangely shaped object, Liu Feng became utterly excited. "What is this?"

Fuck, why so many damn questions? But since I'm the Magic Lamp, I have to satisfy him, Lin Fan muttered inwardly, then said, "Within this is stored the mightiest supreme divine power in all the heavens and myriad worlds. It can make you the mightiest god."

"Mortal, answer Magic Lamp Daddy. Are you willing to accept this inheritance?"

Liu Feng was so excited that his body began to tremble. "I am."

"Very good. Put it in your mouth."

Without the slightest hesitation, Liu Feng shoved the Type 82-2 Oval Hand Grenade into his mouth. Although it was a little large and wouldn't fit in one go, to become the strongest, he had to force it in even if it wouldn't fit.

"Mmph! Mmph!" Liu Feng couldn't speak now. He wanted to ask what he should do next.

Lin Fan suppressed his urge to howl with laughter, then said, "Mortal, let Magic Lamp Daddy break the seal for you. Await your inheritance."

Without the slightest hesitation, disguised as the Magic Lamp, he reached his finger in and pulled the grenade's pin.

"Mortal, wait and count seven seconds silently. If you take it out, the inheritance will fail, and you will never again have the chance to become a supreme god. Magic Lamp Daddy can only be summoned twice, and you are the second. Treasure this chance." Lin Fan really was afraid that the fellow would take the grenade out, so he gave him a scare to make him understand how rare this opportunity was.

If this doesn't blow you to death with it stuffed in your mouth, I'll eat shit while standing on my head.

Liu Feng trembled, his expression gradually twisting. The strongest. I'm really going to become the strongest existence.

But there were actually only two wishes, and this fellow had wasted one of them. How infuriating.

Watching Liu Feng now, Lin Fan couldn't help sighing as he counted silently.

7!

6!

3!

Lin Fan said, "Mortal, experience the most wonderful sensation in the world. You will never forget this wonderful sensation!"

"Magic Lamp Daddy can only help you this far."

Liu Feng trembled with increasing excitement, shouting inwardly, Yes, the most wonderful sensation. Come on, the sensation of being the strongest.

I am the strongest god...

BOOM!