You're the monster!
Xiao Tian, transformed into Crayon Shin-chan, pinned Huandu Luolan to the grass.
"No, you're a monster! How could a human be so young as to knock out a child who's close to the Demon King with a single punch! Get out of my way, or if my poison technique goes off, you're dead!" Huandu Luolan said angrily.
"Really? I'm so scared!"
"Elephant, why is your trunk so big..." Xiao Tian Tianliu said, pressing Huandu Luolan still, intending to hold her still for half an hour, so that he could get a little Achievement Points.
"Damn it! What exactly do you want?" Huandu Luolan's beautiful eyes were filled with tears, and her arm was a little sore from being pressed down by Xiao Tian.
"Let me teach you how cruel society is. Kids shouldn't sneak out like that, it's dangerous." Xiao Tian chuckled.
"Damn it! Do I need you to teach me? This is the Southern Kingdom, my father's territory! And I brought an adult with me! You monster!" Huandu Luolan, who was supposed to teach Xiao Tian Xiao Tian lesson and show him the cruelty of the Southern Kingdom's survival rules, felt humiliated and her mentality collapsed.
"No, you're the little monster, I'm a perfectly normal human, hee hee."
Xiao Tian was still hesitating whether or not to Huandu Luolan. If he did, he would gain an Achievement Points.
Stealing someone's first kiss, isn't that a bit much?
"Human brat! Stop! Release Her Highness!" A high-pitched and icy voice rang out from afar.
Xiao Tian looked up, his eyes wide with surprise.
It was a humanoid panda standing upright amidst the swirling dust as it charged towards them!
Or rather, a metal-eating beast!
" Demon King level! It barely qualifies, but it's enough!"
Xiao Tian picked up Huandu Luolan and turned to flee, as the achievement progress wasn't finished yet.
"Damn it! You human monster, let me go!" Huandu Luolan clenched her little fists, wanting to punch Xiao Tian, but she couldn't do it at all, and almost burst into tears.
"Your Highness, don't be afraid! I, Xiong Ba, have come to save you!"
" War Stomp!"
The Panda Demon King lifted his left foot, and with a stomp on the ground, a visible pale yellow shockwave shot towards Xiao Tian with lightning speed.
"Wow! Xiong Ba? What a domineering name! I am Di Shitian, I admire you!" Xiao Tian moved with flair, dodging the shockwave while carrying Huandu Luolan.
"You think you can escape like this! How ridiculous!" Xiong Ba wanted to cross his arms and look confident and domineering, but he found that his arms were a bit short, so he could only touch his paws together.
"Yo ho!"
Xiao Tian felt the soil beneath his feet suddenly soften, turning into a swamp, so he leaped up and summoned his Somersault Cloud.
"Hehehe! Want to save your princess? Then come and chase after me! If you catch me, I'll let you hehehe..."
"You brat, stop your arrogance!" Xiong Ba roared, riding the azure demonic wind in pursuit, with countless bamboo shadows flickering within it.
After a long chase between Xiong Ba and Xiao Tian, Xiao Tian secretly kissed Huandu Luolan after gaining Achievement Points, earning another achievement point. He then placed the Achievement Points safely on the ground and charged towards Xiong Ba.
"Ah! General Xiong Ba! Beat that human monster to a pulp! He actually stole my first kiss! Waaaaah!" Huandu Luolan was furious and burst into tears.
"Damn it! How dare you molest Her Highness the Princess! I, Xiong Ba, will beat you to death!" Xiong Ba clenched his fists, a layer of bluish-black light flashing within.
" Heaven-Shaking Overlord Fist!"
"Well done! Threefold Return to Origin Qi!" Xiao Tian laughed loudly.