"Ding! Congratulations to the Undying Heavenly Dao Inheritor for becoming the spokesperson for the Primordial Heavenly Dao! Your friendship with the Primordial Heavenly Dao has reached the level of 'heart-to-heart'! Deva Path -level Achievement Points *2!"
Xiao Tian himself couldn't help but tremble, as if he were soaking in a hot spring, feeling his body undergoing a transformation.
"Ding! The Undying Deva Path Dao Inheritance has been activated! Please prepare to accept the test! Upon completion of the test, you will become the Undying Deva Path and can devour Deva Path!"
"Damn! That's amazing! Let's get him! I've got all the preparations covered!"
"Ding! The countdown to the Undying Deva Path Dao Inheritance Trial has begun!"
"Ding! The test begins! Undying Heavenly Dao Inheritor, please complete a task that you believe you cannot complete. If the overall score is higher than 9 points, you will be considered to have completed Test 1. If the overall score is a perfect 10 points, you will skip Test 2."
Xiao Tian frowned. This system is really something else; what kind of test is this?
"What tasks do I think are impossible to complete?"
"Currently, eliminating that Primordial Heavenly Dao is not an option. Besides that, what else is there?"
Xiao Tian was troubled. He was now truly the No. 2 in the Primordial, with even the Primordial Heavenly Dao standing behind him, and no one dared to provoke him.
It can be said that after he proclaimed himself the Dao Ancestor, a whole host of powerful figures immediately began to flatter him and respectfully address him as Deva Path Ancestor Xiao Tian.
"Oh right! I almost forgot about that Chaos Otherkind. That guy's stealth skills are superb; even the Primordial Heavenly Dao couldn't detect him. Catching him is practically an impossible task."
Time flies, and half a year has passed in the blink of an eye.
For the immortals and gods, these six months were just enough time to take a nap, but for Xiao Tian and the team that had assembled—master, disciples Elder Jia— on their journey to the Western Heaven to obtain the scriptures, it was a fulfilling and slow-paced experience.
In the past six months, Xiao Tian has thought of many tasks that he believes are impossible to complete at this stage.
However, considering the comprehensive score of the Undying Deva Path Inheritance Test and the advantages and disadvantages of high and low scores, Xiao Tian was in a real headache.
"To get more inspiration, Xiao Tian has an idea!"
One day, Xiao Tian, with his divine eyes, saw through the group of masters and disciples on their journey to the Western Heaven to obtain the scriptures. He sighed, "It's too slow. At this rate, how long will it take to overcome the eighty-one tribulations? When will the Great Tribulation be completed? Since we're just idling around anyway, why not spare a wisp of our primordial spirit to help them speed up their progress and obtain the true scriptures?"
He said these words to the Heavenly Dao of the Primordial Heavenly Dao.
In the mysterious Great Void, the Deva Path heard Xiao Tian's sigh and thought that this kid was very sensible. It also felt that the journey to the Western Heaven was progressing too slowly, wasting its time to become powerful.
The Deva Path Token emitted a soft light, and a wisp of Primordial Purple Qi appeared.
The Primordial Purple Qi is the key to becoming a saint. When the Deva Path Token produced this thing, Xiao Tian understood that the Primordial Heavenly Dao had agreed to his idea.
"What a pity, the Primordial Purple Qi is like Da Bai in my eyes. Once I've defeated you, Deva Path, I'll wholesale the Primordial Purple Qi and make everyone a saint." Xiao Tian muttered to himself.
A wisp of his primordial spirit separated and vanished into the void.
" The Women's Kingdom of Xiliang "
" Wukong, we've finally arrived in a human kingdom." Tang Sanzang breathed a sigh of relief.
" Little Tang, with us old Suns protecting you, what difference does it make whether you reach the human realm or not? Besides, in our Flower-Fruit Mountain, some elders often say, 'Even the most cunning and treacherous demons and monsters are no match for the human heart; the human heart is more terrifying than demons.'"
"Amitabha Buddha, Wukong, the elders of Flower-Fruit Mountain are right, but there is good and evil in the world. The Buddha said the total amount of good and evil in the world is constant, but as long as everyone loves and is kind, from..."
"You stinky monk! Stop it! All that 'Buddha, Buddha' stuff is so annoying! I need to pee, you guys go ahead!"
The childish, fierce voice made Tang Sanzang's lips twitch, and he stopped speaking abruptly.
" Wujing, you still need to temper your mind. Amitabha."
"Hmm!" Wujing wasn't referring to the original Sha Seng, nor to the Curtain-Raising General of Heavenly Court, since there was no Curtain-Raising General in this world.
This Wujing is a figurine spirit from the Peach Garden, Codename 9527, with the cultivation level of Golden Immortal.
When Tang Sanzang encountered the Quicksand River on his journey, he was forcibly extorted for protection money by 9527 while crossing the river. Sun Wukong bullied the little boy and taught him a lesson, thus helping Tang Sanzang successfully recruit a troublesome companion on his journey to the Western Heaven, and bestowed upon him the Buddhist name Wujing.
As for Wujing, he didn't admire Tang Sanzang at all; he only admired Sun Wukong's Sea-Calming Divine Needle.
"Hey kid, hurry up and get going, don't even think about sneaking off."
As Wujing jumped off his luggage and rushed into the bushes, Zhu Wuneng carrying the luggage on a shoulder pole, felt the pole become lighter.
In the bushes, Wujing suddenly felt sleepy and groaned. He had no idea that he had been switched at birth, stepped into another time dimension, and was transferred to the Pilgrimage Tower.
And Xiao Tian's wisp of primordial spirit, transformed into the figurine spirit 9527, Wujing, took the stage.
After understanding 9527's habits, Xiao Tian realized that he didn't need to pretend at all; he could just be a playboy.
"Hey kid, hurry up!" Sun Wukong turned around impatiently.
The Fake Wujing grumbled under his breath, looking displeased, and flew over.
"Monkey King, I didn't complain about you taking so long to come back from peeing last time, but what's with that tone? Don't think you can be so arrogant just because I can't beat you!"
"Hey, you little brat." Sun Wukong couldn't help but grin.
" Wukong, let's get going."
Riding on a Fire Dragon Horse, Tang Sanzang looked at the many buildings in the distance and couldn't help but look forward to the delicious food there.
They ate and slept outdoors, and their food and drink were very meager. Although he was a monk and didn't care about such things, he still wanted to eat some fragrant, hot rice.
" The Women's Kingdom of Xiliang, this is interesting."
The Fake Wujing is Xiao Tian. As a transmigrator, Xiao Tian knows very well that there is a Mother-Child River in the Women's Kingdom of Xiliang, and all the women in the kingdom rely on this Mother-Child River to reproduce.
" Bajie, go fetch some water, Little Tang is thirsty."
Carrying his luggage and carrying a shoulder pole, Zhu Wuneng heartbroken. He, the dignified Marshal Tianpeng, had fallen to such a state. Although he had gradually gotten used to it over the past six months, the atmosphere of this team was too unbearable for him.
"When will this tool get its turn?" The Fake Wujing, Xiao Tian, saw the look in Bajie's eyes.
Originally, Bajie was born into the wrong pig's womb and was quite fat, has been doing physical labor all this time. If he doesn't work, he gets beaten and threatened by the Sea-Calming Divine Needle). Although he is still quite fat, he doesn't look too bloated now.
"Master, the water's here. I've already drunk some; it's so sweet, it's spring water, and it's so clean."
Tang Sanzang took the golden alms bowl, drank a sip, and secretly praised it.
"This mountain spring water is really good."
The Fake Wujing Xiao Tian thought to himself with amusement. Did he know that the water of the Mother-Child River was not drinkable for men, because it would cause stomach upset?
Having an upset stomach is bad enough, but to make matters worse, it's the worst kind: a man giving birth!
At this moment, Xiao Tian was bursting with inspiration!
"A task I thought was impossible! If I were in this state, in a male body, and gave birth to a cub, the score would definitely be very high!"
"Is it sweet? Bajie, give me some too!" Xiao Tian's tone was extremely arrogant, like a master ordering his servants.
Bajie hurriedly brought over a gourd filled with water.
In Heavenly Court, Marshal Tianpeng was both curious and horrified by the mysteries of the Peach Garden. When he learned that Wujing was a figurine spirit in the Peach Garden and that he couldn't defeat him, he became extremely obsequious.
In the group, although Bajie was most afraid of Sun Wukong, he was most afraid of offending Wujing.
Bajie, who had Marshal Tianpeng in Heavenly Court, knew very well that the Peach Garden was a forbidden area that neither the Jade Emperor nor the Queen Mother could control. Bajie was not stupid either, and he did not believe that Wujing was demoted to the mortal world simply for breaking a glass lamp.
Bajie was very perceptive and vaguely guessed that the journey to the Western Heaven to obtain the scriptures was a scheme orchestrated by powerful beings.
The Fake Wujing drank the water from the Mother-Child River in big gulps. And it was indeed sweet, but not cloying, very refreshing. Every pore on his body opened up, and he felt comfortable.
"Second Brother, please drink your fill. If you need more, just tell Bajie, and I'll go give the horse some water too."
The Fake Wujing held the gourd, waiting for the special effects of the Mother-Child River to take effect.
After most of the day had passed, they entered the Women's Kingdom of Xiliang.
Although it's called a kingdom, the entire Women's Kingdom of Xiliang consists of only one city. The city is very large, and everywhere there are beautiful women with delicate features and unique temperaments.
There are absolutely no men here.
The arrival of Sun Wukong, Tang Sanzang, and the Fake Wujing attracted the curious gazes of many women.
"Look, that's a man!"
"Finally, I saw a man! That man is so handsome, that other guy is so ugly, and is that palm-sized person a Baobao?"
"You're the little Baobao, your whole family are little Baobao." The arrogant and spoiled Fake Wujing leaped lightly, turning into a beautiful arc, and landed on the beautiful mature woman's fragrant shoulder.
The mature woman was initially stunned, but then her face radiated maternal warmth as she couldn't help but grab the Fake Wujing with both hands and give him a gentle look.
"So cute, what a unique little Baobao."
"You're the little Baobao!" the Fake Wujing gritted his teeth.
"Hehe, you're so cute! Let your big sister pamper you."
Bajie was incredibly envious, seeing his second brother, Wujing, being hugged and kissed by many beautiful women in turn.
"Certainly!"
Sun Wukong couldn't stand the farce any longer, so he used a little magic to capture the Fake Wujing.
Xiao Tian felt very uncomfortable. This Sun Wukong really didn't know his place. He would definitely teach him a lesson after the journey to the West was over.
"Ah! A monster!"
Sun Wukong's magic terrified a group of women.
Before long, the valiant female general, along with the city guards, surrounded Tang Sanzang and his entourage.
"How dare these demons wreak havoc on the land of the Women's Kingdom of Xiliang! Arrest them all!"
"Heh heh! You mortals aren't qualified to capture us." Sun Wukong grinned, showing no mercy, and used the Immobilization Spell spell without hesitation.
" Wukong, don't make things difficult for them, we still need to cross the city."
"For Little Tang's sake, I, Old Sun, will spare you."
After the Immobilization Spell was lifted, the female generals and others looked horrified, with the leader of the female generals looking particularly angry.
"As a cultivator, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning and reduced to ashes during your tribulation if you use your magic on ordinary people?!"
"Tribulation? What a joke!" Sun Wukong scoffed.
"Ouch! That hurts!"
At this moment, Fake Wujing and Xiao Tian felt their stomachs begin to hurt; the Mother-Child River was taking effect.
" Wukong!" At the same time, Tang Sanzang, Bajie, and the Fire Dragon Horse, who had also drunk the Mother-Child River, also experienced severe stomach pains. The Fire Dragon Horse almost threw Tang Sanzang off and fell to the ground convulsing.
"What's going on?!" Sun Wukong was dumbfounded.
"Have you all drunk the Mother-Child River outside the city?" the female general asked with a mocking expression.
"Damn it! Woman! What are you laughing at! What's going on?!" Sun Wukong was furious and tried to use his magic to help Tang Sanzang relieve his pain, but found it had no effect.
"Don't bother. If you drink the Mother-Child River, even if you're Great Luo Golden Immortal, any man, male, will suffer excruciating abdominal pain and become powerless."
Xiao Tian had witnessed the domineering power of the Mother-Child River. Although his cultivation was sealed and he was only Golden Immortal, he was unable to use his magic power because of the Mother-Child River. He was weak and powerless, and was in so much pain that he had diarrhea.