Tang Hao savored the cool and refreshing taste, and was surprised to find that the Sprite not only restored his Soul Power, but also cleared his mind of distractions, allowing him to see the path ahead.
"Hey conman, come on, a '82 Sprite, even better! Plus, you can eat the cup too, just like an ice cube."
Xiao Tian first drank as a sign of respect.
Cola is the first stage of the Multifunctional Beverage Martial Soul, the second stage is Sprite, and the third stage, which can be summoned at level 30, is red wine.
Red wine's ability can greatly divide blood cells, stop bleeding, promote blood circulation, and remove blood stasis. It can also inflict Bloodthirsty State, increasing all attributes by 20%, and restoring 20% of the Soul Power dealt as damage when attacking an enemy!
It's pretty nice!
Tang Hao took the crystal glass containing the Sprite and red wine, and quickly drank it down. Instantly, a warm and cool sensation swept through his body, making him feel extremely comfortable.
"Huh!" As Titled Douluo, Clear Sky Douluo, he discerned the secret.
"Kid, your Martial Soul is something else."
Tang Hao couldn't help but wonder, whose son is this kid in the sect?
After a long while, Tang Hao led Xiao Tian away from the Star Dou Great Forest.
"Kid, since you gave me that drink on the way, hurry up and go."
"Hey, you conman uncle, aren't you planning to cut off my legs and drag me to the bustling city to make money off my good deeds?" Xiao Tian chuckled, his expression mocking, seemingly quite eager to go.
That smug expression made Tang Hao's lips twitch. This kid's features were somewhat similar to his own when he was a child. Could he be a freak born from his older brother's childbirth?
"Kid, hurry home! The mainland is about to fall into chaos."
As Xiao Tian watched the swindler's lonely, proud, and imposing figure, his black clothes fluttering in the wind as he gradually disappeared into the distance, he couldn't help but recall a passage.
" Great Sage, where do you intend to go?"
"Treading the southern sky, shattering the heavens."
"If they go and never return..."
"Then I'll never return."
Xiao Tian scratched his head, snapped out of his daze, and continued drinking his homemade Cola Sprite, and Lafite.
Before he knew it, Xiao Tian had arrived at a small village.
There was a table at the entrance of the village, and behind the table lay an elderly man who looked to be around sixty years old.
A dilapidated signboard stood nearby with a few ugly characters that looked like earthworms!
Shrek Academy! And of course, there's a green monster icon.
"Grandpa, how do I get to the nearest city?" Xiao Tian asked the old man, his face flushed as he drank his mixed Sprite and red wine.
"Huh!" Flender, who was sunbathing, couldn't help but open his eyes, looked at Xiao Tian, and revealed a harmless and very kind smile.
"Little one, would you be interested in having this old man take your pulse?"
" Divine Staff?" Xiao Tian was speechless, and said with a sneer, "Old man, after you take my pulse, will you directly say that my forehead and brow are dark, that I have a bloody aura, that I'm likely to suffer a bloody disaster soon, and that I'm possessed by an evil spirit? And that all I need to do is buy my evil-repelling coin sword and carry it with me for a few days, and I'll be able to turn misfortune into good fortune and avert danger..."
Upon hearing this, Flender stared at Xiao Tian with a dumbfounded expression, as if he had seen a god.
"Thump!"
Wait! That wasn't the sound of kneeling! It was because Flender was so shocked by his emotions that the broken chair collapsed, causing him to fall on his backside.
"How could I not have thought of that!" Flender exclaimed, slapping his thigh in exasperation.
"Wonderful!"
"Kid, that's a good idea!" Flender's eyes lit up, but quickly dimmed as he slapped himself across the face with a crisp sound.
" Flender, Flender, how could you think like that! Isn't this just a deliberate attempt to swindle money?! As the leader of the Golden Iron Triangle, how could you ruin your own reputation!"
"Kid, want to join my Shrek Academy? You just need to earn me two Gold Soul Coin every day!"