When I saw Saitama again, everything had changed.
Saitama eventually grew into the powerful bald man Xiao Tian remembered!
"Master, it's been three years! Where have you been?" Saitama, looking a bit dazed, lay in a salted fish position, a straw dangling from his mouth, drinking a full tank of ice-cold Cola.
Xiao Tian was stunned. Saitama, who was deep in thought, suddenly changed his expression, transforming from a dazed and slightly cute boy into a bald male god. His chiseled features changed inexplicably. What the heck is going on?!
"I don't want to think about it anymore. Master, how long are you staying this time? What about your wife?"
Xiao Tian lay down, put down the straw, and said, "Your master's wife is about to give birth. I came out for some fresh air; I'll probably be staying for a while."
Splash! Some Gold Soul Coin fell down.
Saitama glanced at them a few times and muttered, "Master, these gold coins of yours are completely from this world. You must be an alien."
"Oh, my good disciple, you've finally figured it out." Xiao Tian didn't hide anything.
"No, I've been searching the streets for the past two years, asking everyone I meet, going to many remote and deserted places, but I just can't find you, Master."
"Um, so how did you find it?"
Saitama got up and took out a scroll from his room.
The scroll was unfurled, depicting a rough outline of Xiao Tian, and there was also some text on the scroll.
My teacher has gone missing. Anyone who knows the details will be richly rewarded.
Xiao Tian was speechless, exasperated. "Why didn't you print the photo on it?"
Saitama scratched his head and said, "Because I've never taken a picture with my master. I just had an artist draw it based on my memory."
Sizzle!
Xiao Tian's forehead veins bulged as he stood up and said, "Where is that painter! You'll have no chance of finding someone who drew such an ugly picture of me!"
Saitama scratched his brow and muttered, "That's true, the master in the painting and the master now are indeed very different."
Xiao Tian was about to vomit blood. Had this kid gone bald and become a single-celled organism?!
"Wait a minute, Master. I'm going to the supermarket to buy some things. Let's have a proper celebration tonight."
Xiao Tian yawned and waved his hand, saying, "Go."
Xiao Tian continued watching TV.
"A breaking news report! In the Ghost Town of Z City, a monster with a pig's head and a human body has defeated two heroes! They are Snek, the last-ranked A-Class hero, and Spring Mustachio, the 33rd- A-Class hero! Please send nearby A-class heroes or above to assist."
"Oh?" Xiao Tian scratched his head. This place is very close to here. No wonder he heard some noise.
With the subconscious blocking of sounds from extremely far away lifted!
"My Peppa! Daddy will definitely find you!"
"You wretched humans, you won't stop me from finding Peppa!"
Snap!
Xiao Tian's straw fell out of his mouth, and his eyes widened in surprise.
"Holy crap!"
Following the sound, Xiao Tian teleported to a street alley in a flash.
Around him, the walls of the house were dilapidated, a black-haired youth was convulsing in pain, his eyes rolled back and white foam came out of his mouth, and a middle-aged man with a gentlemanly air was wearing only his underwear, with many bruises on his body, and his Western fencing sword was broken.
"Another human has appeared!" Peppa's Daddy, a pink pig-headed man dressed in black and standing at about 1.5 meters tall, pushed up his glasses with his middle finger, his eyes flashing with cold light.
"Die, Piggy Ray!"
Two pink laser beams burst forth from the glasses.
Xiao Tian turned his head, blinked, and exhaled. With a loud crash, the two energy rays collapsed and dissipated, and several abandoned houses around them crumbled.