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Chapter 169

Big brother~

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Looking at these troublemakers, the director took a deep breath.

"Alright, adhering to the principles of fairness, impartiality, and transparency, let me show you what you can redeem with the tool cards. Bring out the items!"

The director raised his arm in a gesture of approval.

The staff carried a huge vertical turntable forward.

On the turntable, a circle of squares is labeled with the following items: clothing, shovel, bucket, military knife, food, tent, and lighter.

The director pointed at the spinning wheel, a smug look on his face, "A tool card can be exchanged with the production team at any time for any tool written on the wheel. If you don't have a tool card, you'll have to enter the next round of the game bare-handed."

The director paused, raising his chin and eyebrows.

As for punishment, hehehehehe!

"The punishment for failing to accurately guess the new guest's identity is to carry the new guest for 100 meters."

After saying that.

The director, arms crossed and toes pointed, said, "To be fair, just, and transparent, if you don't want to guess, then each of you must carry the new guest 100 meters! You'll also lose your first-round tool."

In response to the director's provocation, Jiang Mingxi immediately said, "The punishment is something everyone has to bear, so the reward is that if everyone guesses correctly, then everyone will get a tool card, right?"

The director nodded. "Yes."

Jiang Mingxi snapped her fingers. "Then I have reason to suspect that you didn't prepare six military knives, six tents, and six sets of clothing. We need to inspect the goods first."

The director stood there with a bewildered expression: What?

Seeing the director's reaction, Zhao Jiayuan jumped up and said, "Yes, let's check the goods!"

The assistant director next to him was shocked and slapped his forehead, "He was right, we don't have any!"

Chen Chong tilted her head and smiled.

Song Lan smugly hummed: My wife is really amazing!

Gao Le Gao Le still wiping the spit that the director had sprayed on his face.

[Hahahahahahaha!]

[I burst out laughing at my snail rice noodles!]

I seriously doubt whether this show can continue; it feels like it'll get stuck at the beginning and won't be able to go on!

[Looking back at previous episodes, it seems like every single one got stuck, hahaha!]

[ Survival Challenge: How to Keep the Show Alive!]

The director, in a fit of rage, tried to cover the assistant director's mouth, but it was too late.

She said it so sweetly and clearly.

Zhao Ke jumped up and said, "Hehehehehe, let's see what you can do about it!"

Zhao Jiayuan chimed in, "That's right, that's right! They were just trying to trick us into doing tasks, trying to get something for nothing. They've been exposed!"

director:...

director:...

director:...

Aaaaaaahhhhh!

Can anyone tell him how to film it?

Just as the director was in a predicament, Jiang Mingxi's dog stealthily stepped forward and said, "I have a plan!"

The director immediately became wary.

Jiang Mingxi said considerately, "How about this, since you made a mistake and weren't fully prepared, how about we change the rules?"

"We'll each pick one item we like from these items beforehand, and then, following the show's rules, we'll pretend we didn't make any mistakes and continue the game?"

The director's eyes widened in disbelief and speechlessness as he looked at Jiang Mingxi. "We haven't done anything yet, and everyone's already getting something?"

Jiang Mingxi retorted, "Why do you look so unable to accept this? Isn't this to make up for your mistake?"

director:...

director:???

director:!!!

[Hahahaha, Jiang Mingxi is shoving the abacus beads right in the director's face!]

[Hilarious! The director of " Survival Challenge " is going to die!]

[Even the director didn't expect Jiang Mingxi to exploit this loophole!]

[Damn, I never expected this show to be like this!]

[The director died before the mission was even accomplished~]

The director stomped his foot angrily, gritting his teeth and saying sarcastically, "No wonder you're famous, you're really got a brain for nothing!"

Jiang Mingxi calmly waved her hand, "You flatter me. My fame has nothing to do with my intelligence; it's all because someone framed me."

My mom asked me why I suddenly burst out laughing, and all I could tell her was that I was happy to solve a math problem!

[Hahahahahahaha!]

[Surprisingly, there's no way to refute this!]

Zhao Jiayuan burst into laughter, "Hahahaha!" After laughing, he asked the director, "Should we continue filming? The new guest is waiting, don't neglect them!"

director:...

director:!!!

Aaaaaaahhhhh!

Bearing the humiliation, the director gritted his teeth and said, "Fine, you can choose!"

The staff laid out the tools they had prepared in advance.

Zhao Jiayuan enthusiastically picked out a lighter from a pile of tools.

Zhao Ke took the shovel.

After hesitating for a moment, Jiang Mingxi chose the military knife.

Song Lan and Chen Chong each chose a tent.

Gao Le originally wanted to choose food, but seeing that Song Lan and Chen Chong both chose tents, he felt it would be out of place if he didn't choose one, so in order to fit in, he also chose a tent.

All selected.

The director, exhausted, held up the little bee and said, "Now, please write down your guesses!"

The six guests quickly wrote down their answers on the answer board.

[ Xu Tao ][ Deng Wei ][ Liu Minghe ][ Yan Fei ][ Su Rui ][ Yan Fei ]

After glancing at the six wrong answers, the director finally felt a sense of relief.

Lose it all!

"Completely wrong! You have one more round of guessing!"

After the director finished speaking, the staff member lit up the second cue card.

[elder brother]

"Brother?" Zhao Jiayuan looked bewildered and turned to Chen Chong beside him, "What do you mean? Does it mean he's someone's brother? Or does it mean someone among us is his brother? I'm an only child."

Chen Chong pondered for a moment, then glanced at Jiang Mingxi. "I only have one older sister."

Zhao Ke frowned. "I have a younger brother, but he's only in middle school and doesn't have this physique..." He paused, then looked at Song Lan Zhao Ke shock. "Could it be your brother?"

Song Lan was speechless. "No."

Gao Le rubbed his face. "Could it be that he's worked with one of us before, and we play brothers in the show? Or maybe we're close friends in real life, like brothers?"

Jiang Mingxi's eyes lit up immediately.

Before he could even pick up his pen to write, Zhao Jiayuan suddenly slapped Chen Chong's arm and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Could it be Bai Zheming? He was auditioning with Xiaoxi a few days ago, and he made Xiaoxi call him 'Crown Prince Brother'!"

Chen Chong raised an eyebrow and looked at the shoes on the person opposite him.

Zhao Ke quickly turned his head to look at Song Lan.

Song Lan:...

[No way, no way, no way, it really is Bai Zheming?]

[My God, in my lifetime, not only am I seeing Song Lan on a variety show, but I'm also seeing Bai Zheming on a variety show?]

[No way, Bai Zheming shouldn't be on variety shows! He has no reason to go on them!]

[If it really is Bai Zheming... sigh! I'll go have a smoke first!]

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