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Chapter 91

He had to help him grow up, too?

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Jiang Mingxi was too lazy to waste any more words on this idiot.

To confirm, "You're not going to kill him, right?"

Gao Le pursed his lips. " Xiaoxi, I really like you. Listen to my advice, release the rabbit. The little rabbit is so cute, and you're so cute too. How can you bear to do that?"

"Moreover, audiences don't like to see such bloody scenes, which is bad for both you and your fans."

Listen to my advice.

Gao Le spoke with great earnestness and concern.

After listening, Jiang Mingxi asked again, "Would you like some after I grill them?"

Gao Le was heartbroken. " Xiaoxi, just listen to me! Would I ever hurt you? I like you so much, I went on the show to pursue you. Don't be so stubborn."

Jiang Mingxi rolled her eyes. "Just tell me, are you going to eat or not? I'll count to three. If you don't say yes, then you've agreed to everything. You're not going to eat the food I brought back."

" Xiaoxi, I..."

"One, two, three, okay, we won't eat." Jiang Mingxi counted down quickly in less than half a second, then turned to Chen Chong and said, " Brother Chong, can I borrow your axe? We'll share the rabbit and mushrooms with you when they're cooked."

Gao Le's face immediately turned ugly, and he froze, unable to back down.

The director immediately held up the little bee and shouted, "The two groups are in competition!"

Jiang Mingxi nodded and continued, " Brother Chong, the axe."

The director was furious, jumping up and down, holding up the little bee and shouting again, "I said, the two groups are competitors!"

Jiang Mingxi nodded, "Got it, Brother Chong, the axe."

director:...

[Hahahaha!]

I know the rules, but I won't listen.

[This rule itself is problematic. It only states that there is a competitive relationship, but it doesn't say what happens if you lose, nor does it specify what the competition entails.]

[Perhaps the director's initial intention was to compete for resources within the forest, but he didn't expect the guests to stop at the forest entrance and not go any further.]

[It's all Jiang Mingxi's fault! He insisted on staying to roast the rabbit, otherwise he wouldn't have dragged everyone down!]

[Do human and machine chat programs all talk like this now?]

The director smiled wryly as he watched the comments scrolling by.

He truly hadn't expected that these people wouldn't go inside, but would instead sit right there and start roasting rabbits!

no!

He wants to change the rules!

With a slap on his thigh, the director pulled the assistant director aside and began to secretly plot a wicked scheme.

In front of the camera, Chen Chong laughed and said, "What do you want to chop? I'll help. I can't just eat your rabbit for free."

Jiang Mingxi thought for a moment and didn't refuse. She gestured and said, "Cut one of these thick and long sticks, and then sharpen the tip to a point."

Chen Chong nodded to indicate that he understood, then picked up his axe and went to find a stick.

Jiang Mingxi called to Zhao Jiayuan, and together they took the firewood they had brought back to start a fire.

Lighting a fire with a stone.

Snap~

It ignited a patch of dry leaves.

The fire roared and burned brightly, and Jiang Mingxi began to add firewood little by little.

While adding firewood, they cleared away the surrounding grass to create a clearing, making it easier for everyone to sit around the fire and preventing sparks from burning the forest.

[Holy crap, even after watching it again, I still think using a rock to start a fire is awesome!]

[That's really impressive, it ignited in one go. As for the script, there's really nothing to say about this; even if it's a script, it takes real skill.]

What did Jiang Mingxi do before? How does she know all this?

"What did Jiang Mingxi do before? How does she know all this?" Zhao Ke originally intended to go forward to help, but seeing Song Lan come out of the woods, he hesitated and didn't go forward. Instead, he waited for Song Lan to come over, took a few steps closer to Song Lan, and asked Song Lan.

Song Lan looked dejected and shook her head. "I don't know."

Zhao Ke found it utterly unbelievable, "You don't know? You don't even know what she did before, and you're pursuing her?"

Song Lan was even more frustrated.

Jiang Mingxi didn't know him well when she was pursuing him.

They still chased after it!

"Are you trying to say that Jiang Mingxi didn't understand you when she was pursuing you?" Zhao Ke said sarcastically.

Song Lan:...

Are you a roundworm?!

Zhao Ke rolled her eyes. "I'm not a mind reader, but as someone who's been there, let me give you some advice: if you two don't get together smoothly when Jiang Mingxi is pursuing you, it'll definitely be harder to win him over later. Winning his heart is the best approach."

"Keep it up!" Patting Song Lan on the shoulder, Zhao Ke hummed "Today is a good day~" and moved closer to Jiang Mingxi.

Song Lan:...

You have a great eye for song selection.

" Xiaoxi, should we wash these mushrooms?" Zhao Ke squatted down next to Jiang Mingxi and pointed to the mushrooms Jiang Mingxi had picked up, asking, "What kind of mushrooms are these?"

Zhao Jiayuan was very proud and immediately answered, "This is white onion mushroom, it can be used in medicine and is good for the brain."

[Hahahahahahahahaha!]

[Damn it, I knew you couldn't say anything serious!]

I shouldn't have placed my hopes on you; it was my fault.

Zhao Ke looked at Zhao Jiayuan in shock, "It has such a wonderful use?"

He turned to Song Lan and said, "Did you hear that? You should beg Xiaoxi to give you more to eat later, it'll be good for your brain."

"Hahahahahaha!" Zhao Jiayuan burst into laughter.

Jiang Mingxi couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Song Lan's previously irritable and depressed mood inexplicably dissipated after Jiang Mingxi suddenly smiled.

A slight smile played on his lips as he quickly seized the opportunity, following the conversation Zhao Ke had initiated, "Then in a bit I can..."

Jiang Mingxi was utterly ruthless, "No."

Song Lan's face, which had finally managed a slight smile, froze instantly.

[Hahahaha.]

[Got it! Got it! It's got that crematorium vibe! Keep going!]

Frustration returned, Song Lan lowered her eyes, looking at Jiang Mingxi who was squatting there tending to the fire.

Jiang Mingxi smiled politely but distantly, "There's only one rabbit left, not enough to go around. Brother Chen Chong went to cut down some tree branches. I already promised to help with Zhao Ke, so I'm sorry, Teacher Song."

Despite her frustration, Song Lan managed to find a glimmer of hope after much searching. "So, if there's just one more rabbit, I can have it?"

Jiang Mingxi was taken aback, then laughed and said, "But there are no rabbits left in that hole; the other two ran away."

Song Lan nodded.

A glimmer of hope appeared in his eyes. "I'll go catch one, and then you can share one with me."

Fearing that Jiang Mingxi might change her mind, Song Lan turned and left after speaking.

Zhao Jiayuan was immediately shocked. "Is he out of his mind? He already caught it himself, why does he still want to divide it up?"

[Hahahaha, even my stupid son has moments where he calls others sick!]

[He definitely doesn't seem to be very bright!]

[I never expected Song Lan to pursue someone like this; his silliness borders on foolishness. Damn it, I'm going to go for a smoke.]

Zhao Ke glanced at Zhao Jiayuan, then smiled at Jiang Mingxi and said, "Actually, looking at it from the other side isn't without its advantages. Song Lan has never been in a relationship; she's a blank slate."

Jiang Mingxi was shocked. "Dating him means accompanying him as he grows up? It's like being a butcher in your past life, and now you're accompanying a man as he grows up."

Zhao Ke:...

Zhao Ke:!!!

Did he do something that made things worse?

Gao Le, who had been standing to the side without finding a way to back down, hesitated for a moment while looking at Song Lan's back before following her.

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