When it comes to food, Zhao Jiayuan the quickest to respond.
With lightning speed, he pounced and grabbed Gao Le, indignantly shouting, "I bet you just want to eat rabbit! Dream on! Go eat shit!"
He grabbed Gao Le's arm and pulled hard.
Zhao Jiayuan stepped aside, blocking the rabbit's path.
At this moment, his body was a wall.
"You want to eat rabbit? You'll have to step over my dead body first!"
[...]
How could someone be so stupid?!
[Son, why don't you shut up? Mom can't afford to lose face like this in public!]
[Luckily, you're just a singer, you don't need to act, otherwise Mom would be your hater sooner or later.]
Zhao Jiayuan was filled with righteous indignation.
Gao Le spoke humbly and devoutly, "I truly know I was wrong, and I want to atone for my sins!"
After saying that, Gao Le stepped forward, knelt down on one knee, and reached out to Zhao Jiayuan's shoes, "Let me wipe your shoes!"
Holy crap!
[No way, are you crazy? What are you doing?!]
[Hey, stay away from my son! You pervert!]
Zhao Jiayuan was so startled that he jumped up in fright.
There was a bonfire right behind them. He jumped and almost fell into the fire, which startled Chen Chong so much that his face changed color and he quickly stepped forward to pull him out.
With one hand, he grabbed Zhao Jiayuan by the waist, lifted him up, and carried him from in front of Zhao Ke to in front of himself.
The live chat erupted in screams.
Wow~~~~
[Holy crap, he just hugged her like that?!]
[ Zhao Jiayuan, you're a married man, what are you doing with your arms around Chen Chong's neck! Is this what a grown man should do? Let go of him!]
[Damn it, where's Song Lan's fan? I'm going to go get a smoke too. Is my son really gay?]
[I need to go smoke one too, Chen Chong really does seem to be! This isn't just some random CP fan rant.]
Let's go!
Zhao Jiayuan was both shocked and furious by Gao Le's sudden outburst. After being put down by Chen Chong, he yelled, "Are you crazy?!"
Gao Le remained expressionless, turned his head, and pointed at Jiang Mingxi's shoes, "Then let me polish your shoes!"
The moment Chen Chong picked up Zhao Jiayuan, Song Lan's eyes lit up.
His face practically screamed: I've learned it!
Gao Le was heading straight for Jiang Mingxi, but before he could even finish his "ba " (Gao Le expression), Song Lan stepped forward, scooped Jiang Mingxi up in a princess carry, and lifted her up in his arms.
[???]
[ Song Lan, you've finally gotten your chance, haven't you!]
[Although the scene was outrageous, shouldn't Song Lan kowtow to Gao Le?]
[No, I really want to know, what exactly is this variety show about! Huh? What is it about? What!]
director:...
Do you have something I want to know?
Assistant Director:...
Does it matter? What matters is the buzz! The buzz!
This show is currently trending on Weibo!
# Gao Le #
# Song Lan #
# Gao Le #
[Fan smoking#]
Song Lan took a step back while holding Jiang Mingxi, not even bothering to give Gao Le a cold look.
Holding the person he most wanted to hug in his arms, Song Lan's eyes were filled with Jiang Mingxi.
Jiang Mingxi asked him what he liked about him, Song Lan couldn't say. He only felt that he liked everything about Jiang Mingxi, everything!
I like them both.
He had lived for twenty-nine years and had never been so moved by anyone.
I'm holding you like this now, I don't want to let go even a little bit, I just want to hold you like this forever.
But Jiang Mingxi leaped off Song Lan's arms with a quick flick of her tail.
Song Lan's heart skipped a beat as she heard Jiang Mingxi roar in fury, "My rabbit!!!"
Like a ray of light, Jiang Mingxi rushed to the fire.
The rabbit, which should have been roasting over the fire, fell into the flames because Zhao Jiayuan had stumbled backward. The roasting rack tipped over, and the rabbit was now being licked and roasted by the fire...
The flames were shooting up!
Pheasants were not spared either.
Jiang Mingxi grabbed the stick that Chen Chong had left over from whittling sticks and quickly pulled the roasting rabbit out of the fire.
Zhao Jiayuan stomped his foot angrily, "Are you satisfied now? Are you satisfied now? What atonement? You just don't want us to eat rabbit!"
While cursing, Zhao Jiayuan grabbed another tree branch from the ground to try and save the pheasant.
Zhao Ke looked on with a gossipy expression, glancing at Song Lan and then at Chen Chong.
The two men's gazes were perfectly aligned, one fixed on Jiang Mingxi, and the other on Zhao Jiayuan.
Hehe~
Gao Le quickly grabbed a tree branch from the ground to help, " Xiaoxi, Xiaoyuan, move aside, let me do it, let me do it, you guys do all the work..."
Before the comments could even finish, someone was already yelling, "What the heck is Xiaoyuan Yuan?!"
Then Gao Le acted swiftly and fiercely, wielding a stick and poking it into the fire. Then, to pull the rabbit out, he gave it a powerful jerk—
[Damn it, are you trying to ruin Jiang Mingxi and Zhao Jiayuan's faces?!]
[Damn it, watch out, you idiot son!]
[Damn it, Jiang Mingxi, get out of the way!]
[What is this idiot trying to do? He's infuriating!]
Gao Le suddenly swung his spear, sending a large swarm of charcoal sticks, still glowing with flames, hurtling towards Zhao Jiayuan and Jiang Mingxi.
The chat instantly erupted in insults!
Even faster than the comments section was Song Lan and Chen Chong's reaction.
The two of them almost jumped, and rushed forward.
Chen Chong grabbed Zhao Jiayuan and forcefully pulled him toward him.
When Chen Chong pulled, Zhao Jiayuan was bent over, struggling to pry the pheasants out of the fire. Suddenly, he was pulled hard and stumbled backward.
Chen Chong wrapped his arms around their waists, and the two of them fell backward together.
As the two of them fell down at the same time, Song Lan stepped forward, pulled Jiang Mingxi back, and turned around to shield Jiang Mingxi from the flames rushing towards her with her back.
Jiang Mingxi was startled.
The red-hot tree branch, still glowing with flames, was about to smash down on Song Lan's head.
The instant Song Lan pushed him away, he reached out and grabbed Song Lan's collar, instinctively pulling Song Lan towards him.
Clang!
The two then went down behind them.
Song Lan felt that all the benefits she had gained from spending money on personal trainers over the years had been used up in this one moment.
Just before Jiang Mingxi's head hit the ground, he caught Jiang Mingxi around the waist with his arm, managing to turn them around.
Bang!
Song Lan fell backward onto the ground, and Jiang Mingxi fell heavily onto his chest.
[...]
[What an exhilarating action blockbuster!]
[Damn, thank goodness Chen Chong and Song Lan reacted quickly, otherwise the fire would definitely have burned Jiang Mingxi and Zhao Jiayuan, and they would definitely be disfigured!]
The thought of my son almost being disfigured makes me want to skin that idiot alive!
[He almost burned Song Lan down! The fire nearly hit Song Lan's head! I'm so angry!]
[Although, the result is actually quite sweet~]
[ Chen Chong and Song Lan Chong are really fierce! I understand Song Lan Chong, he openly pursues Jiang Mingxi, Chen Chong... hehe~]