"No need to overcome it," Chi Li actually offered a suggestion.
"Why?" Xie Weishui asked, feigning curiosity.
"The audience makes you wear women's clothes so they can see you embarrass yourself." Chi Li put down her chopsticks and rubbed her slightly protruding belly. "If you overcome it, it won't be interesting anymore."
"Okay, that seems to make sense." Xie Weishui raised her hand to cup her face, pinching a blush, and said coquettishly, "The audience is really too mean..."
Zhou Yang, who hadn't been assigned any tasks, still tactfully chimed in, "Senior, you've spoiled the audience."
Wei Xuan added with a concerned question, "What kind of clothes are they? They're not too revealing, are they?"
"No, I believe the audience will know what's good for them." Xie Weishui shook her head.
[Ahhhhh, Shuishui in women's clothing! This must be her first time, right? I can't wait! [wink]]
[I have a feeling of having fallen into decadence. [laughing and crying emoji]]
You like Chi Li's cross-dressing and girl group dances, but you call Shuishui's cross-dressing decadent? What kind of people are you? Double standards! [eye roll]
[Okay, okay, it's not that I'm depraved, it's that I'm a copycat! I saw someone else look good in women's clothing, so I wanted to try it myself! [eye roll]]
[The spoiled audience has become Xie Weishui's too. [laughing and crying emoji]]
[ Shuishui didn't do it on purpose, okay? It was the audience's request! Zhou Yang was the one who said the audience was spoiled, it has nothing to do with him!]
[Okay, okay, your Shuishui is pure and innocent.]
[Hey, stop arguing, stop arguing. There's no patent on women's clothing; anyone can wear it, but not everyone will have the same effect Chi Li.]
[Don't blame me for not warning you, it's not scary for a man to wear women's clothing, but it's embarrassing for whoever looks bad.]
The comments section was in complete chaos.
Xie Weishui continued to act coy at the dinner table.
Chi Li volunteered to wash the dishes, while Fang Jin and Shen Xunye left the scene without saying a word.
After carefully washing the dishes and cleaning the stove, Chi Li stretched and decided to take a nap.
However, he planned to go to Shen Xunye's room to finish his work.
There was no other way; I was really afraid that his sleeping posture would affect his image.
"I'll just take a nap on the sofa." As soon as she entered the door, Chi Li went straight to the sofa.
The sofa in the dormitory was small, barely big enough for two people to sit on, and there was no way a 181.6cm tall adult man could lie down. Chi Li could only bend his legs and squeeze himself in.
"Go to bed." Shen Xunye's gaze moved over the small section of her waist that was exposed. "I just changed the sheets."
Chi Li shook her head with her eyes closed, "No... I don't have the habit of going to bed without wearing pajamas."
Especially since he had just washed the dishes, and might still smell of cooking oil on him, sleeping in someone else's bed with freshly changed sheets... he just couldn't get over it.
"Then wear my pajamas." Shen Xunye walked to the wardrobe and started rummaging through it. "Listen to me, if you sleep like this, your back will definitely ache when you wake up."
"..." Chi Li opened one eye, looking at Shen Xunye's broad back, thinking that this place must be very comfortable to sleep in. "... You're being a bit long-winded."
"I'm doing this for your own good, and you think I'm being long-winded?" Shen Xunye picked up a T-shirt, turned around, and tossed it over. "You can wear this as your pajamas."
Chi Li pouted, grabbed her T-shirt, and sat up.
If I argue with Shen Xunye any longer, I might not be able to take my afternoon nap. I might as well just give in to him.
"Where are the pants?" he asked, holding out his other hand.
Shen Xunye glanced at him lightly. "This T-shirt is enough to cover your butt."
Chi Li: "..."
Who is this person?
He emphasized expressionlessly, "I'm 181.6 cm tall."
Shen Xunye stated truthfully, "I'm 196."
Chi Li gave up the fight.
Being tall is impressive.
He grabbed his T-shirt and went into the restroom to change.
He originally wanted to prove Shen Xunye wrong with facts, showing that his 181.6-meter height wasn't for nothing, but the facts were exactly what Shen Xunye described...
The hem of his T-shirt was long enough to completely cover his buttocks.
As long as he doesn't raise his hands high or suddenly start dancing in front of Shen Xunye, he shouldn't have any wardrobe malfunctions.
Okay then.
Chi Li accepted this fact with a sense of humiliation.
Taking a nap is more important.
He came out of the bathroom, tossed his clothes onto the sofa, and began to instruct Shen Xunye: "You'd better stay outside, otherwise the audience will start to imagine what's going on."
Shen Xunye asked knowingly, "What are you imagining?"
Chi Li looked at him like he was an idiot, "They'll imagine whatever Zhou Yang misunderstood about us."
"Isn't this perfect?" Shen Xunye secretly brushed up on his knowledge of couples.
A good pairing requires not only the interaction and compatibility between the two individuals, but also the boundless imagination of their fans.
Sometimes, imagination even takes precedence.
"This is bad." Chi Li walked to the bedside and unfolded the quilt that Shen Xunye had folded. "The pace is too fast. Satisfying them too early will make the fans lose the desire to continue shipping."
"... We can't move too fast?" Shen Xunye asked thoughtfully.
"Of course." Chi Li snuggled into the covers and lay down. "You watch TV, and you watch the most exciting part right away. Do you think you'll be interested in watching the rest?"
"Okay..." Shen Xunye, a little disappointed. "I'll go out in a bit."
The shipping process shouldn't be too fast...
Once you've abducted someone, shouldn't you proceed gradually and not rush things?
"Okay, good afternoon." Chi Li closed her eyes peacefully.
A few minutes later, Shen Xunye pushed open the door and walked out.
[12 minutes, Shen Xunye, you really disappointed me. [Disappointed]]
[Since they couldn't engage in lewd acts during the day, they must have only kissed for 12 minutes before coming out.]
[ Shen Xunye can't possibly only last 12 minutes!!! I can't accept that!]
My wife is so tired, she doesn't have the energy to deal with anything else. Let her get some sleep!
[So why didn't you stay and sleep with me?! And why isn't there a camera in this room?! I want to watch my wife sleep!!!]
I need to buy a few bottles of stain remover and spray them on you guys.
Chi Li was asleep, and Gao Yuan wasn't home either. Shen Xunye didn't know what to do, so he went downstairs to play with the dog.
After playing for a while, he opened a shopping app, ready to pick out some treats, clothes, and toys for the dog.
I had just randomly picked out a few items when suddenly a figure appeared in front of me.
"Oh, Little Chestnut." Xie Weishui squatted down and gently stroked Chestnut's head. "You guarded the house very well today, that's great!"
Shen Xunye glanced at him out of the corner of her eye, then looked away indifferently.
This dog is considered public property of the Raising House; if he can play with it, others can too.
" Xunye," Xie Weishui's second question after arriving was directed at Shen Xunye, "Do you also like keeping pets?"
Shen Xunye paid for all the selected items and said indifferently, "So-so."