Fang Nuonuo's character is used to portray the fact that everyone loves her, and this scene comes from a major drama.
"At the family banquet, the Imperial Concubine Dowager arrived... The Emperor praised her for being extraordinary, and all the other men's eyes were on her."
Su Mian changed it to. "At the family banquet, the Dowager Consort [pulled]."
Just change this one word.
Everything else will take on a different meaning because of this one word.
When someone pulls their pants down in front of everyone, that truly deserves to be called "unique".
It's hard for anyone not to notice her.
Later, there are lines from the emperor, the imperial physician, and others who show concern for her, and the meaning of those lines changes from "restrained love" to concern for the elderly concubine with a weak stomach.
There's also "standing alone at the pinnacle of power..."
Su Mian changed it to. "Alone [kneeling] at the highest peak of power..."
"A golden crown adorning her head..."
Change it to. "A golden [dog poop] on his head..."
"He is the most honorable king in the world."
Change it to. "He is the most honorable king in the world [eight]."
Five words, just enough.
Fang Nuonuo's face turned deathly pale.
But she maintained her gentle demeanor, giving an awkward smile, " Teacher Su, these changes you made are illogical..."
Su Mian smiled slightly.
"I'm sorry, I've used up all my chances to revise, and I can't revise it anymore. But I believe that Teacher Fang isn't the kind of person who can't take a joke."
From her lines to her expressions, everything perfectly recreates what she said to Duan Xuanyu before.
Duan Xuanyu, who sat upright to the side, appeared expressionless, but in reality, he had been floating in the air for a while.
Fang Nuonuo just deliberately changed the script to frame him and said those seemingly polite but actually very infuriating things to provoke him.
As a result, Su Mian turned the tide with just five words!
Moreover, she returned all those infuriating words to the bad guys verbatim!
This is Su Mian standing up for him!
A bad woman bullied him, but his wife stood up for him!
The audience then saw the revised script.
[My God, they changed them all to places I never expected...]
[This adaptation is so vulgar! How can a goddess act like this? You guys are really bullying her!]
[She deserves it! The original ending was so much better; who told her to change it like that!]
Look at the Tyrant Bro's eyes! He's really enjoying himself again!
In short, no one has modification privileges now.
That's how the script was finalized.
Fang Nuonuo was going crazy and hurriedly said, "But this change makes it impossible to act! What do you mean by 'the most noble turtle'? We're in a palace drama!"
Dai Qing said with a smile, "See, your thinking is being limited, isn't it? Just now, a male guest changed himself to ascend to immortality, so it's reasonable for your character to become a turtle spirit."
"I've already planned out your final scene: kneeling atop the Forbidden City, slowly transforming into a turtle! The comedic effect will be off the charts!"
Fang Nuonuo: "..."
So she tried hard all day, but in the end, the outcome wasn't good, and she didn't even get the supplies.
She knew that the way diarrhea was portrayed in movies and TV shows was quite respectable; they would just use dubbing to make a few gurgling sounds, and the actors around them would make disgusted faces. That was enough.
I also know that actors who play turtle spirits well are very popular with audiences... Just a few days ago, a very handsome comedian became famous for playing a turtle spirit.
But she still couldn't possibly act out such an embarrassing scene!
Fang Nuonuo took a deep breath.
She knew that arguing any further was pointless.
The only thing I can do is think about paying someone to hire a stand-in to act in it!
In short, this is how the ending is decided now.
The program team also issued a statement:
In addition to the officially announced finale, the guests will also film an amazing bonus episode as a surprise for the audience!
[What?! I thought this finale, with people ascending to immortality and becoming turtle demons, was already explosive enough, but I didn't expect there to be something even more explosive?!]
I have faith in this show's creativity; I'm eager to see just how explosive the bonus episodes are!
[Haha, I've been looking forward to this for ages!]
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That concludes today's activities. All guests may now return to their respective homes to rest.
Before leaving, Su Mian overheard Fang Nuonuo whispering to Gu Yichen, "Could you share some of your supplies with me?"
Gu Yichen hugged his toilet paper, toothpaste, and shampoo tightly. "No, I don't even have enough for myself."
Fang Nuonuo's already pale face became even whiter, devoid of any color.
Su Mian glanced at Gu Yichen thoughtfully.
Based on my long experience, the plot of " The Brutally Tormenting the Gold Digger " is true, but many things have been concealed.
In the original storyline, the gold digger was brutally killed off in the first episode, and the ending was briefly mentioned later.
The final episode of the dating reality show featured a confession and hand-holding segment.
All three male guests confessed their feelings to Fang Nuonuo.
The pairing of Gu Yichen and Fang Nuonuo still has the most fans.
Fang Nuonuo must have something that attracts him.
How did things get to this point... we can't even borrow toilet paper?
Could it be that there's some specific plot point that might have led Gu Yichen to like Fang Nuonuo, but it hasn't happened yet?
Duan Xuanyu suddenly asked, "Why do we need to see them?"
Su Mian looked away. "It's nothing."
Her current plan is to replace Duan Xuanyu directly from the mission objectives.
This is too hard to exploit. If you insult him, he acts like he doesn't understand. If you hit him, he gets happier the more you hit him. If you let him get to death, he has even more fun. There's absolutely no opening.
Gu Yichen, however, can still definitely try harder.
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For the next two days of the show, the guests were filming every day from the moment they opened their eyes, and they were so exhausted when they got back that they fell asleep as soon as their heads hit the pillow.
Su Mian felt exhausted.
The only thing she could do to lift her spirits was to deliberately ask Fang Nuonuo, "Did you collect any leaves today?"
Fang Nuonuo would be so angry that she would grit her teeth.
Then Su Mian would remind her, "Your masseter muscles have gotten bigger again."
Fang Nuonuo: "..."
They wouldn't dare cause any more trouble.
She didn't even dare to clench her molars when she was angry.
After each shoot, she would rush back and keep a safe distance from Su Mian.
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On the last day of filming for this episode, the short drama was completed in front of all the audience members.
The final film will require a period of post-production.
The ending was as previously announced: one ascended to heaven, one became a tortoise, and the others continued to live as humans and found their direction in life.
But the side story is really exciting!
Even its name is incredibly striking.
It's called "The Seven Deadly Sins: A Side Story of a Romance Variety Show"!